Jordan (SDN Dispatcher)
@jordancates.bsky.social
Worst of his name, Computer Science and IT Boy, Writer, Dungeon Master, Critter, Ace, aka SentinelTheFirst (he/him)
I'm hearing the siren's call to play Overwatch again, someone tie me to the fucking mast
September 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I'm hearing the siren's call to play Overwatch again, someone tie me to the fucking mast
I took some moon pictures during the eclipse and thought they turned out pretty well
September 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I took some moon pictures during the eclipse and thought they turned out pretty well
Away from my computer but suffering through low graphics Zero Company on my Steamdeck to get my fix
August 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Away from my computer but suffering through low graphics Zero Company on my Steamdeck to get my fix
Dolly Parton was 80
Tim Curry was 80
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You know who else is 80? 👀
Tim Curry was 80
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You know who else is 80? 👀
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Dolly Parton was 80
Tim Curry was 80
...
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You know who else is 80? 👀
Tim Curry was 80
...
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You know who else is 80? 👀
How do I ask for the Ryland Grace haircut without showing them a picture, like yes make me look like Ryan Gosling
August 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
How do I ask for the Ryland Grace haircut without showing them a picture, like yes make me look like Ryan Gosling
Idaho is so weird. Everyone is constantly saying how suspicious it is that we're having so many fire warnings when we "didn't before" but if any of them said Climate Change they'd combust
August 22, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Idaho is so weird. Everyone is constantly saying how suspicious it is that we're having so many fire warnings when we "didn't before" but if any of them said Climate Change they'd combust
I'm doing a full chronological watch of Star Wars and it is genuinely insane that Obi Wan is immediately followed by Andor. Whiplash so bad it'll snap your neck
August 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I'm doing a full chronological watch of Star Wars and it is genuinely insane that Obi Wan is immediately followed by Andor. Whiplash so bad it'll snap your neck
I'm like... One click away from spending way too much money on astrophotography equipment
August 21, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I'm like... One click away from spending way too much money on astrophotography equipment
Save the Cheerleader
August 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Save the Cheerleader
At risk of sounding like a broken record, can we please get another Infamous game?
August 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
At risk of sounding like a broken record, can we please get another Infamous game?
Me to all the people who got to see the Solar Eclipse
August 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Me to all the people who got to see the Solar Eclipse
So you're saying that Karoline has to Leavitt?
August 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
So you're saying that Karoline has to Leavitt?
We have a tendency to think of him as an idiot, sex offender, fraudster, and a liar, but it's important to remember Donald Trump is also a war criminal
August 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
We have a tendency to think of him as an idiot, sex offender, fraudster, and a liar, but it's important to remember Donald Trump is also a war criminal
I don't know if you understand exactly how on fire the Western US is right now
August 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I don't know if you understand exactly how on fire the Western US is right now
It's honestly wild having nostalgia for a time when I wasn't even alive
August 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
It's honestly wild having nostalgia for a time when I wasn't even alive
Smoke cleared long enough to see our girl
July 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Smoke cleared long enough to see our girl
Did Marvel get some new pots and pans or something because they COOKED with Brand New Day
July 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Did Marvel get some new pots and pans or something because they COOKED with Brand New Day
AI generated art is awful terrible dog shit but I can't help but feel like we were too quick to say its fine to generate code
July 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
AI generated art is awful terrible dog shit but I can't help but feel like we were too quick to say its fine to generate code
I hope you know if I see you post a big block of obviously AI generated text, I'm not going to read it.
July 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I hope you know if I see you post a big block of obviously AI generated text, I'm not going to read it.
Oh damn I'll have to update my calendar I didn't realize it was Microsoft Outage Day
July 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Oh damn I'll have to update my calendar I didn't realize it was Microsoft Outage Day
Me watching the Masters of the Universe end-credits scene:
July 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Me watching the Masters of the Universe end-credits scene:
I've apparently spent enough at my LGS to unlock a secret loyalty program I didn't know existed
July 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I've apparently spent enough at my LGS to unlock a secret loyalty program I didn't know existed
Nature thought Mitch McConnell was getting too much attention I guess
July 12, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Nature thought Mitch McConnell was getting too much attention I guess
The new Ghost in the Shell is different but gorgeous. I felt like that first episode was a little all over the place but I'm IN
July 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The new Ghost in the Shell is different but gorgeous. I felt like that first episode was a little all over the place but I'm IN
