iii
jordaneatwaffle.bsky.social
iii
@jordaneatwaffle.bsky.social
good morning gay people on my phone (profound pondering)
the problem with making friends as an employed adult is what the hell are you even supposed to text about
October 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
before i take my supplements anybody got plans tonight?
September 18, 2026 at 9:53 PM
white oomfs in law invited us over for hotpot and they only had udon noodles and tofu...
September 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
what's the german word for when your coworkers you thought were chill are acting more coworkery than usual
September 15, 2026 at 12:08 PM
certain brain components go missing when gay guys get under 10% bodyfat
August 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
got free protein coffee at the train station
August 11, 2026 at 8:12 AM
the urge to manosphere biomaxx just to feel something
August 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
google search what does one do for myself
August 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
wanted to love maddie's secret so bad.... :(
August 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
using my phone in the backgarden.. life is beautiful
August 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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They are dead
They are gone
No one lasts forever
July 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
when mazzy star was like i look to you and i see nothing..
August 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
sardine pasta is a lie don't believe them
July 31, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Charli XCX really goes the extra mile on Gumtree
July 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
why is new order kind of the best band ever
July 16, 2026 at 11:25 AM
sorry you caught me in a moment of low T
July 16, 2026 at 7:39 AM
#rip notion mail
July 10, 2026 at 10:27 AM
queer polycule broke up so ended up with ex housemate's cat again
July 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
you're in her dms i'm on never too small youtube channel looking up ways to arrange my living room
June 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
slayyyter pls give kilo kish back her demos
June 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
met someone who said he worked in film i said oh which cinema and he said he's a boom operator
June 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i need to have less saturatedfats
May 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
barely missing letting agent's phone calls inducing minor heart attacks
May 19, 2026 at 11:14 AM
had my annual i'm somehow in trouble at my high school dream today
May 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
can't believe IT guy at work had to be told not to use AI to code
May 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM