Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
*she/her* I'm short, funny, and diagnosed with MDD, Anxiety, and ASD.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.
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Jordan Taylyr
@jordantaylyr.bsky.social
· Oct 25
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Here are the current organizations/charities I wish to share
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Updated - moved the section for Resources in Central IL to the top.
Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.
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Since SNAP Benefits are being shut off in November and I'm trying to find as much Food Banks as possible.
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Yeahhh I did that thing where I temporarily removed BlueSky from my phone to make room...only to forget.
I swear I meant to only be gone for like a few days.
Don't worry: I've been making good trouble.
I swear I meant to only be gone for like a few days.
Don't worry: I've been making good trouble.
August 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yeahhh I did that thing where I temporarily removed BlueSky from my phone to make room...only to forget.
I swear I meant to only be gone for like a few days.
Don't worry: I've been making good trouble.
I swear I meant to only be gone for like a few days.
Don't worry: I've been making good trouble.
Steele's one white whisker just cracks me up
May 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Steele's one white whisker just cracks me up
No one will see this: I think the Good Omens finale was fine.
Incredibly rushed and should have been a proper 6 episode season - but since Neil Gaiman is an abusive monster and Amazon originally scrapped the whole thing until Terry Pratchett's family fought for it - I am thankful it exists.
Incredibly rushed and should have been a proper 6 episode season - but since Neil Gaiman is an abusive monster and Amazon originally scrapped the whole thing until Terry Pratchett's family fought for it - I am thankful it exists.
two men standing next to each other with the caption itsscottiesstark on the bottom right
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the caption itsscottiesstark on the bottom right
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May 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
No one will see this: I think the Good Omens finale was fine.
Incredibly rushed and should have been a proper 6 episode season - but since Neil Gaiman is an abusive monster and Amazon originally scrapped the whole thing until Terry Pratchett's family fought for it - I am thankful it exists.
Incredibly rushed and should have been a proper 6 episode season - but since Neil Gaiman is an abusive monster and Amazon originally scrapped the whole thing until Terry Pratchett's family fought for it - I am thankful it exists.
Hey, if I can save both my county and hometown from Data Centers by referencing one of the best Simpson episodes of all time - imma do it!
May 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Hey, if I can save both my county and hometown from Data Centers by referencing one of the best Simpson episodes of all time - imma do it!
Springfield has the dumbest mayor
May 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Springfield has the dumbest mayor
I will say this about the hantavirus:
If you're worried: social distance, mask, clean, repeat.
If it's not on your radar - don't sweat it.
We've been medically abandoned since 2022 and there will be no government help moving forward.
So protect yourself, because that's all you can do right now.
If you're worried: social distance, mask, clean, repeat.
If it's not on your radar - don't sweat it.
We've been medically abandoned since 2022 and there will be no government help moving forward.
So protect yourself, because that's all you can do right now.
May 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I will say this about the hantavirus:
If you're worried: social distance, mask, clean, repeat.
If it's not on your radar - don't sweat it.
We've been medically abandoned since 2022 and there will be no government help moving forward.
So protect yourself, because that's all you can do right now.
If you're worried: social distance, mask, clean, repeat.
If it's not on your radar - don't sweat it.
We've been medically abandoned since 2022 and there will be no government help moving forward.
So protect yourself, because that's all you can do right now.
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Happy May, everyone! Flop those calendars, grab a coffee with the love of your life, and go flower peeping, will ya? I'll be walking arm and arm with a fanfic, prolly. #destiel #destielart #myart
May 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Happy May, everyone! Flop those calendars, grab a coffee with the love of your life, and go flower peeping, will ya? I'll be walking arm and arm with a fanfic, prolly. #destiel #destielart #myart
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
April 26, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
As someone who saw all weekend people screaming (respectfully) Critic quotes to Doug all weekend...
I want someone to go up to Brad and yell "Jail" at him - I think he'd find it hilarious.
I want someone to go up to Brad and yell "Jail" at him - I think he'd find it hilarious.
April 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
As someone who saw all weekend people screaming (respectfully) Critic quotes to Doug all weekend...
I want someone to go up to Brad and yell "Jail" at him - I think he'd find it hilarious.
I want someone to go up to Brad and yell "Jail" at him - I think he'd find it hilarious.
2pm: Midwest Con
3pm: Pickup donations
5pm: Drop-off donations
6pm: Unhoused Meeting
...
I want to thank Past-Me for taking Monday off because I will be TIRED!
3pm: Pickup donations
5pm: Drop-off donations
6pm: Unhoused Meeting
...
I want to thank Past-Me for taking Monday off because I will be TIRED!
April 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
2pm: Midwest Con
3pm: Pickup donations
5pm: Drop-off donations
6pm: Unhoused Meeting
...
I want to thank Past-Me for taking Monday off because I will be TIRED!
3pm: Pickup donations
5pm: Drop-off donations
6pm: Unhoused Meeting
...
I want to thank Past-Me for taking Monday off because I will be TIRED!
It's like when he used to do Walt Right - that stare is just scary lol
April 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's like when he used to do Walt Right - that stare is just scary lol
Look - I was in a Xanadu mood.
I can't help it
I can't help it
April 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Look - I was in a Xanadu mood.
I can't help it
I can't help it
Whatever makes you comfy, Alex
April 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Whatever makes you comfy, Alex
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Caitlyn never thought…🐆
April 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Caitlyn never thought…🐆
This art is GORGEOUS
Artist: Sydney
Artist: Sydney
April 18, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This art is GORGEOUS
Artist: Sydney
Artist: Sydney
Imma be fully honest : it's feel weird not having to drive 6 hrs to go to a con.
All I need to do is leave my house and drive to the Fairsgrounds?!?
All I need to do is leave my house and drive to the Fairsgrounds?!?
April 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Imma be fully honest : it's feel weird not having to drive 6 hrs to go to a con.
All I need to do is leave my house and drive to the Fairsgrounds?!?
All I need to do is leave my house and drive to the Fairsgrounds?!?
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Medical students in Gaza restore one of the oldest libraries after it was bombed by the Israeli occupation.
April 18, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Medical students in Gaza restore one of the oldest libraries after it was bombed by the Israeli occupation.
If this live-action Ferngully doesn't include a Big Lipped Alligator Moment or have Hexus sexually confuse the entire audience, then I don't want it.
PSA for Millennial pop-culture comedians:
E V E R Y O N E has already thought of and told the same "Didn't they already make this and call it _____?" joke you just thought of about a live-action "FERNGULLY," so think of a different one 👍
deadline.com/2026/04/fern...
E V E R Y O N E has already thought of and told the same "Didn't they already make this and call it _____?" joke you just thought of about a live-action "FERNGULLY," so think of a different one 👍
deadline.com/2026/04/fern...
'Ferngully' Returns As Live-Action Pic; Marielle Heller To Direct For Amazon MGM
Amazon MGM Studios has set 'FernGully' as a live-action film based on the 1992 animated 'FernGully: The Last Rainforest.' Marielle Heller is set to direct.
deadline.com
April 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
If this live-action Ferngully doesn't include a Big Lipped Alligator Moment or have Hexus sexually confuse the entire audience, then I don't want it.
Sorry - I had to delete BlueSky for a few weeks.
Did I miss anything?
Did I miss anything?
a man is holding a piece of wood that is on fire in a room .
Alt: a man is holding a piece of wood that is on fire in a room .
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Sorry - I had to delete BlueSky for a few weeks.
Did I miss anything?
Did I miss anything?
I oppose the CyrusOne Data Center because:
My hometown (Virden) will suffer from this Center if it's approved and most of the residents CAN'T speak out because they live in MACOUPIN COUNTY!
#NoDataCenterSangamonCounty
My hometown (Virden) will suffer from this Center if it's approved and most of the residents CAN'T speak out because they live in MACOUPIN COUNTY!
#NoDataCenterSangamonCounty
April 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I oppose the CyrusOne Data Center because:
My hometown (Virden) will suffer from this Center if it's approved and most of the residents CAN'T speak out because they live in MACOUPIN COUNTY!
#NoDataCenterSangamonCounty
My hometown (Virden) will suffer from this Center if it's approved and most of the residents CAN'T speak out because they live in MACOUPIN COUNTY!
#NoDataCenterSangamonCounty
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Every once in a while, I still think about this scene from the King of the Hill reboot, which was fantastic. And that comes from someone who grew up with the show.
"It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.
"It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.
March 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Every once in a while, I still think about this scene from the King of the Hill reboot, which was fantastic. And that comes from someone who grew up with the show.
"It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.
"It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.
In the Springfield area and need a Notary Stamp?
Come see me today!
I'll be at the DSA Table in the N95 mask and Lloyd Approved shirt.
Come see me today!
I'll be at the DSA Table in the N95 mask and Lloyd Approved shirt.
March 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
In the Springfield area and need a Notary Stamp?
Come see me today!
I'll be at the DSA Table in the N95 mask and Lloyd Approved shirt.
Come see me today!
I'll be at the DSA Table in the N95 mask and Lloyd Approved shirt.
Happy Birthday fellow March child!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SWEETEST DARLING ANGEL @flimsyfoxie.bsky.social !!!! FOXIE YOU’RE THE GREATEST GIFT IN SO MANY LIVES I ADORE YOU BEYOND WORDS AND I HOPE I CAN MAKE YOU SMILE TODAY🥰 I LOVE YOU WITH MY ENTIRE EVERYTHING HONEY😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝
March 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Happy Birthday fellow March child!!!