Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\
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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\
@joulesbyrne.bsky.social
DNF. Socialist Sympathizer, Anti-Bigotry,
Pro-Equality.
Anti-Clout/Anti-Clockwise/Anti-Gamer Aktion
Blocker of followers.
Weird and distant. Red and Mad.
Hater of Empires/Walker on Smoke. #825,977
Anti-Anglophile. Illinois Horde. est. 1975.
Pinned
With our kitty-cat method locked down, can we fit any random foundling into the matrix?
Preliminary results seem promising.
The three great white alt-vocalists you should give a ten year-old are Robert Smith, Glenn Danzig, and Jello Biafra.
(if your point of departure is 1983.... lol)
October 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The "Teenagers From Mars" have given us their manifesto and what is being done to stop them??
Neither party is taking this real alien threat seriously.
October 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
It's crazy that "last caress", according to youtube, is owned by capitol records.

The last refuge of the old punker is selling off their publishing.
October 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
What?
I thought everyone loves "crowd work"?
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
metro.co.uk
October 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Status Quo, you've fucking failed.
"This system is sick and you know it!"
Seen in Vienna
October 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This is what Law Enforcement does instead of the shit they show on TV.

They've got so much money they need to justify themselves in outlandish ways.

Usually that means either getting bored and committing crimes or 21st century grooming-entrapment.
October 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
1) if all the voices in my head are me
2) and I'm drunk
3) why aren't the rest of my head voices drunk too?

(this is why I don't pay to annoy a therapist.)
October 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I just did a reply.

Everything in my brain is screaming, "delete it, you don't want that noise."
October 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If you noticed me hating "A.I.", just wait til you feel the waves of heat radiating from my hatred of "S.I.".
October 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Don't forget the upwardly mobile strivers who advertise their willingness to betray their class. Donors love those assholes.
The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class shall represent and repress them in parliament
October 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
There's too much overlap between an important analysis of current events on the chud scene and leftoid-coded podcasts just doing LOLcow mockery and cringe show "comedy".
October 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"we need to hold frankenstein accountable."

<mob gathers torches and pitchforks>
"not the monster, the doctor."

<disappointed mob disperses, muttering about class warfare>
you don’t hold "AI" accountable; you hold AI developers, vendors, and corporations that profit off it accountable

holding "AI accountable" is like holding a toaster accountable. it's an inanimate object. it doesn't have wishes, feelings, or desires
October 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
If you ever thought you saw me in a pair of sunglasses, it wasn't me.
October 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Radio Espresso
Sun's already low enough to be in my eyes all day if I look the wrong direction (south).

Woods of Ypres - "The Sun Was In My Eyes"
Woods Of Ypres - The Sun Was In My Eyes: Part Doom (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Earache Catalog
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2026 at 11:43 AM
nothing has changed my consciousness lately as much as intentionally avoiding movie trailers. after many years, i can tell that ignorance of upcoming films is awesome, actually.
October 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The true nihilist enjoys things against his will
and the true pessimist never wants to be proven correct.
Object, Subject
Extract, Abstract, Overkill
Colonize your A,B,Cs
Seize Deez prophecies
til your heart stands still
and you vomit up deez
up deez,
nuuuuuuttttttz.
October 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
"homo sapiens" is cool and all, but it'd be so much cooler if we could come up with a good term for:

"homo who can perceive space-time"

That's a homo I can respect.
October 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Radio Tornado
It was hot and mean, but I miss it.
The southerners are stealing the sun again!

Cradle of Filth - "Summer Dying Fast"
Summer Dying Fast
YouTube video by Cradle Of Filth - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Everyone trying to claim legitimacy on a connection to ancient rome is a fascist.

every eagle icon (except mexico flag) is automatically fascist.

There, that's a quick shorthand about it.
*burp*
October 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
*11 pints in*

Fuck the gulf ov amerika.
but we need to restore Stalingrad.
October 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I have to admit, as much as I support humane policies which highlight diplomacy and cooperation...

if I had in my possession a black hole bomb that would instantly destroy the planet earth, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now.

Play nice and keep black hole bombs away from me.
Salute
October 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
And the rich said to the poor, "fluffy idealism for thee -- brutal materialism for me."

"Did you hear that the poors are uniting to vote their interests?"

"Disgusting. Class Warfare. We're the only ones allowed to vote in class interest. Who do they think they are? Us?"

*mutual guffaws*
October 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
"warrior christianity" is exactly the same heresy it's always been.
Turn those cheeks, bitch. You believe in jesus, right?
October 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Sure, Drunken Master II is pretty cool but Drunken Master is the drunken champion.
October 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Radio Tornado

Sepultura - "Guardians of Earth"
Sepultura - Guardians of Earth (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sepultura
www.youtube.com
October 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM