jove
@jove.bsky.social
The 118,972th gentleman scholar.
Rhymes with “love”.
They, in a he kinda way.
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Rhymes with “love”.
They, in a he kinda way.
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jove
@jove.bsky.social
· Oct 26
BlueSky Copypastas
Introduction/Key Howdy! Welcome to Jove’s Copypasta Doc, an archive of some of the most quotable skeets of Bluesky’s early history. This list is by no means complete and certainly not perfect, but it...
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After more than a year, I’ve decided that I will no longer be maintaining the copypasta doc; this update is its final version. I also added headings to the doc to make it easier to navigate quickly—on desktop, anyway
It was fun for me, and, I hope, you. Pls never tag me on some bullshit again lmao
It was fun for me, and, I hope, you. Pls never tag me on some bullshit again lmao
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Read only the first and last sentence of this paragraph
The whole graf is hilarious
The film (that I have not seen) “falls short on every dimension”
The film (that I have not seen) “falls short on every dimension”
September 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Read only the first and last sentence of this paragraph
The same people hand-wringing about how trans rights are too controversial will gladly bend the knee to nakedly evil and enormously unpopular tech oligarchs.
They have no real moral principles, and they should be seen not as the best electable option, but the worst one that's even barely tolerable.
They have no real moral principles, and they should be seen not as the best electable option, but the worst one that's even barely tolerable.
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic consultants are warning their candidates in some key races not to lean into AI regulations out of fear that powerful tech groups could spend heavily against them.
dlvr.it
September 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The same people hand-wringing about how trans rights are too controversial will gladly bend the knee to nakedly evil and enormously unpopular tech oligarchs.
They have no real moral principles, and they should be seen not as the best electable option, but the worst one that's even barely tolerable.
They have no real moral principles, and they should be seen not as the best electable option, but the worst one that's even barely tolerable.
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they should have farmers markets for city boys like me where we can exchange locally grown firearms and drugs
September 15, 2026 at 8:04 AM
they should have farmers markets for city boys like me where we can exchange locally grown firearms and drugs
This is why, among many other reasons, freaks like Nate Silver who suggest that the Dems should embrace racist, transphobic, etc. because of polling data. There are plenty of popular AND morally defensible positions that Dems already could adopt but adamantly refuse to
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
September 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This is why, among many other reasons, freaks like Nate Silver who suggest that the Dems should embrace racist, transphobic, etc. because of polling data. There are plenty of popular AND morally defensible positions that Dems already could adopt but adamantly refuse to
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We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks.
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
boycottstarbucks.net
September 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks.
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
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You don’t have to “get” trans rights but you do have to understand they are fucking rights
September 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
You don’t have to “get” trans rights but you do have to understand they are fucking rights
The rest of the dumb ass article aside, these are the artists of the two longest running Billboard #1 songs of all time, both of which are country.
September 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The rest of the dumb ass article aside, these are the artists of the two longest running Billboard #1 songs of all time, both of which are country.
i love when libs do the thing where they frame any criticism from the left as distracting from the fight agaisnt fascism but the pattern of liberal candidates making massive unforced errors by ceding ground to the right and legitimizing their vile and ridiculous narratives is never questioned
Then the solution should be to create a special transgender sports category.
Women fought for decades to get that.
But I refuse to make rescuing an entire world from fascism to hinge on some sports quarrel in Texas.
Women fought for decades to get that.
But I refuse to make rescuing an entire world from fascism to hinge on some sports quarrel in Texas.
September 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
i love when libs do the thing where they frame any criticism from the left as distracting from the fight agaisnt fascism but the pattern of liberal candidates making massive unforced errors by ceding ground to the right and legitimizing their vile and ridiculous narratives is never questioned
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throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
September 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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HOLY SHIT DUDES
fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God
and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God
and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
www.americamagazine.org
September 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
HOLY SHIT DUDES
fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God
and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God
and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
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The NYT lost the Pulitzer for their transphobic podcast series with Azeen Ghorayshi to Pablo Torre and his reporting on the Clippers. They're salty about it so of course they're not going to properly credit him.
September 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The NYT lost the Pulitzer for their transphobic podcast series with Azeen Ghorayshi to Pablo Torre and his reporting on the Clippers. They're salty about it so of course they're not going to properly credit him.
I can feel myself reverting back to my 2020 level of political engagement and irascibility, which is not ideal given this site’s recent moderation announcement
September 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I can feel myself reverting back to my 2020 level of political engagement and irascibility, which is not ideal given this site’s recent moderation announcement
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if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
September 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
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new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
A Digital Horror Story, in One Part:
August 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
A Digital Horror Story, in One Part:
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I did comment on this story on my show.
None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
August 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I did comment on this story on my show.
None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
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Dolly Parton could have been a billionaire, and decided that things like widespread access to books and vaccines was a better use of her money.
RIP to a real one who never lost touch of her roots, didn’t hesitate to stand up for others, and deliberately chose community over cash.
RIP to a real one who never lost touch of her roots, didn’t hesitate to stand up for others, and deliberately chose community over cash.
August 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Dolly Parton could have been a billionaire, and decided that things like widespread access to books and vaccines was a better use of her money.
RIP to a real one who never lost touch of her roots, didn’t hesitate to stand up for others, and deliberately chose community over cash.
RIP to a real one who never lost touch of her roots, didn’t hesitate to stand up for others, and deliberately chose community over cash.
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I'm not sure what it says about me that several people have messaged me directly to ask if I am personally okay after the news. the answer is no btw I will never love again
August 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I'm not sure what it says about me that several people have messaged me directly to ask if I am personally okay after the news. the answer is no btw I will never love again
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(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
(1/3) With Dolly Parton's passing, I want to put good words on the wind for her. Feel free to quote reply with your own.
Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She
Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She
August 25, 2026 at 7:52 PM
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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Dolly was truly the best of us. the one person who perhaps WAS the Great American, the shining ideal of what we could be if we lived up to what we say we are.
August 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Dolly was truly the best of us. the one person who perhaps WAS the Great American, the shining ideal of what we could be if we lived up to what we say we are.