John
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If I was just a little more condescending, I'd start a web series where I sit down with someone who thinks LLMs are inherently harmful, help them install one on their laptop, and then we sit and wait for it to do something harmful on it's own. 30 minutes of uncomfortable silence. "Any moment now..."
September 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.
April 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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War is the continuation of sports betting by other means
Okay, tell me this is absurd and I‘m losing it:
Could it be that Trump’s blockade announcement - shortly before markets in Asia open - is just another geopolitical insider trading scheme?
April 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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"In the most extreme case, our model achieved the top rank on a standard chest X-ray question-answering benchmark without access to any images."

Well this isn't good 😮

arxiv.org/abs/2603.21687
MIRAGE: The Illusion of Visual Understanding
Multimodal AI systems have achieved remarkable performance across a broad range of real-world tasks, yet the mechanisms underlying visual-language reasoning remain surprisingly poorly understood. We r...
arxiv.org
March 30, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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excuse me?!
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What’s funny about the Disney YoutubeTV fight is that Disney probably doesn’t realize no one at Google is paying attention.

They deployed YoutubeTV, earned their promotions, and moved on to the next product.
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I think Altman assumes that “PhD-level expert” means someone who speaks confidently on everything as opposed to saying “it’s nuanced,” losing their keys, and getting maniacally fixated on their current topic to the point of seeing it in everything.
“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.
(real, one-shot :p )
August 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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3. Your small dog should get training. Yes, that dog in particular.
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:

Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."

We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.

One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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art blakey for all your friday needs

youtu.be/fsJ3JjpZyoA?...
Moanin'
YouTube video by Art Blakey - Topic
youtu.be
May 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Is there a more first world problem than not knowing how to tip when the restaurant includes a service charge in the bill?
May 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
4 fast 4 furious
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

(...can't believe none of you did this one yet...)

Two fistfuls of dollars
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Get it, fake American Christians?
April 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Tom Friedman looking on as The Great and Powerful Oz is revealed to be an old carnival barker from Nebraska with a big smoke machine:

"Stop pulling those levers and use your great and powerful wizardry to save us."
Messaging genius Thomas Friedman: Don't demonize deranged eugenicist billionaires, tell them that they are special-boy geniuses and we can't run the country without them.
April 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Impeachable Offense of the Day could be a regular feature in any newspaper. Literally, every single day. Even on days when he makes no public statements of any kind, some nefarious crime is exposed with his fingerprints all over it.
April 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Man after my own heart
April 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So... I know that there's nothing going on that can't be explained by drug abuse and dementia.

But after that Oval Office interview, has anyone started running with the theory that Musk has neuralinked Trump? I can't be the only one who has read Interface (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interfa...
Interface (novel) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Penguins walking, but I added The Imperial March.
December 6, 2024 at 6:31 PM