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Jonathan Plotzker-Kelly
@judahmaccabee.bsky.social
Nice Jewish Boy from The Bronx. Likes puppies & martinis.
www.HeliotropeSF.com
Least likely "I'm stuck in traffic" excuse - there was a backup of wild turkeys in Alameda.
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#wildturkeys #urbanturkeys #alameda #traffic
October 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I may have already posted this - I've been suffering from sciatica for quite a while & it's wearing on me. Been doing all the things - PT, chiro, walking, epidurals, etc. Next up maybe acupuncture? Last resort: surgery.
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Any thoughts?
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#sciatica #backpain #aging #notasyoungasIusedtobe
August 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Busy week for the twins. First, a fabulous naches-filled bar/bat mitzvah, and then the first day of 8th grade today (Poppy the Pug unimpressed).
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Mazel Tov to Jacob & Olivia! xo
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#firstdayof8thgrade #middleschool #barmitzvah #batmitzvah #bnaimitzvah
August 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Checking out the new @kitschcoffeeoakland - adorable spot, great space, nice staff. Try it out.
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#coffeeculture #supportlocalbusiness #smallbusiness #oakland
May 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Sitting - and walking (it'll do me good) - by the Bay & seeing the positivity shared by previous visitors.
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#youredoinggreat #loveyourself #oakland #morningwalk #sittingonthedockofthebay
May 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Costa Rica. Gorgeous ocean views, monkeys playing overhead, toucans (they're not what you think), multicolored crabs in the jungle, and sloths everywhere (hard to photograph, since they're up in the trees sleeping). Lots of expats here!
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#costarica #manuelantonio #quepos #nationalpark #wildlife
May 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Gracias, Señor Bunny.
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#badbunny #halftimeshow #PR
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Seems like old times with the puppies (and poppies).
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#kitehill #dogpark #sf
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Reposted by Jonathan Plotzker-Kelly
My song of resistance for the people of Minneapolis - St Paul is now available to stream on these platforms

bbragg.lnk.to/cityofheroes
Billy Bragg - City Of Heroes
Listen to City Of Heroes by Billy Bragg.
bbragg.lnk.to
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Plotzker-Kelly
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
January 30, 2026 at 1:52 AM
When left to my own devices for the day: 1. set up pickles to ferment; 2. made lime curd from our fruit out back; and 3. baked a cake "hey Google, find me a cake recipe using both persimmons AND bananas" using up produce.
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#homemaker #kitchenprojects #oakland #urbanproduce
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
A beautiful day in the Bay Area that included some foodie highlights. First lunch at Stockhome in Petaluma w/delightful restroom wallpaper AND herring three ways!
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Later, back to Berkeley for a challah homemade & hand braided by the kids (w/help from their visiting grandmother).
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#bayarea #herring
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Happy Anniversary to our special boy RUFUS. I can't believe it's been 3 years! He's a scruffy one for sure. Special needs dogs deserve special love ❤️ 🐶
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#dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #adoptdontshop #rescue #theperfectdog
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The only bit of my dream that I recall from last night is saying "I can't believe I won the Booker Prize!"
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Finally saw K-Pop Demon Hunters. Loved the whole hunters-vs-demons / Good-vs-Evil thing.And if the popularity of this movie (and its inevitable sequels) helps Americans learn a little about Asian culture, even better!
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
#OAKLAND showing up! #NOKINGS
Overwhelmed & verklempt at the turnout today.
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Check out this handy guide to find your local NO KINGS demonstration! Thanks to the @aclu.org for sending me this link, and to @indivisible.org for their hard work organizing.
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#NOKINGS
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hey New Yorkers: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I didn't get as many right as I would've liked. However, I believe one of their answers is incorrect.
Are You a True New Yorker? Take Our Quiz
Think you know the landmarks, legends and lore of the city that never stops reinventing itself? See how well you measure up.
www.nytimes.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's October 3rd.
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Continuing on my life-long mission to visit all the charming coffee shops... Here I am in Essex Junction, VT. Maple latte? Check. Cute breakfast sandwich called the Vermonter? Also check.
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#maplelatte #vermont #coffeeshopsoftheworld #greenmountainstate
August 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, ANONYMOUS - where are you when we need you?
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#anonymous #weneedyou
August 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM