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金julia
@juliamarch.com
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My struggles might be chronic but my ass is iconic.

Pronouns: try/me

📍Kyoto, Japan

📸 gallery: dyscontent.art
🇯🇵🐣japanese writing: burogu.dyscontent.art/
🇫🇷🖋️autism rants: lafillepassympa.com
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金julia @juliamarch.com · Dec 4
Liking my posts adds them to your body count btw
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stuck in the ikebana basics jail until my sensei says so

slanting style mobibana with shin and soe positions reversed

cardoons and hypericum
July 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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keeping up with online ikebana lessons from my teacher in Kyoto, while away from Japan, and it honestly isn't that great.
June 30, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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made this while heavily hangover after the gay club
February 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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nageire style with no branches, I hate less this one.

my sensei was busy with her own branches in the garden.
February 22, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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I’m gonna miss Japan but also life here can be incredibly boring
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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went to a buddhist temple in Seoul to a meditation session and there was this monk doomscrolling reels for the entire hour

no one is safe brothers
February 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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not the plushies serving cunt in Seoul
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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I struggled a lot with this one
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Be the cunt you want you see in the world
Brown kitten Tosca in the curtains
January 30, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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I need you to know that this is what being a normally developed human being looks like
ohjoysextoy.bsky.social Oh Joy Sex Toy @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · Jan 31
Yes, demons are sexy, but demisexuality is actually the name for feeling sexual desire only ✨after✨ developing an emotional connection with someone, as @scribbletoons.bsky.social explains in this comic from our archive. 1/2
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Today's comic, titled Demisexual is by Scribble Toons. It's drawn with anthropomorphic characters (who start the comic out naked!). There’s a brown-tan rabbit and a gray-looking cat. Both characters have penises. The scenario takes place in a Woodland Village, set during autumn, it’s a beautiful, warm, and playful setting. Rabbit - ‘OK! I need a break. That was amazing.’ The two of them ’Flomp’ onto their backs in a bed. Rabbit - ‘I don’t know how you do it, but it’s always incredible with you.’ Cat - ‘Oh, thank you. That means a lot.’ Rabbit - ‘It’s funny though I’ve always found sex really awkward until we did it.’ Cat smirks back - ‘Well! I am a fantastic lover!’ We are shown the view outside of the room, a little bird sits on a branch looking back as the conversation continues. Cat - ‘But, maybe the others weren't right for you? Or didn’t listen properly?’ Rabbit - ‘No, they were fine. It should’ve been good. But it was like something was missing. A spark… Or magic! Something I feel with you.’ Cat gives Rabbit a quick little kiss before pushing them back on their back Cat - ‘You said the others were all short relationships, right?’ Rabbit - ‘Oh yeah. We tried to get right to it. Not like us.’ Cat’s eyes open wide as they continue to listen Rabbit - ‘We were friends for a long time before getting intimate. I feel like we’ve got a real emotional… connection.’ Cat - ‘Are you, Demi!?’ Rabbit grins, and waves their hand - ‘Pfffft! Oh sure! Demons are super hot! Vampires, however…’ Cat interrupts with a smirk - ‘What!? No! Demi! As in Demisexual!’ Cat spreads their arms wide, and behind them the universe expands Cat - ‘Demisexual means someone who needs a strong emotional connection to feel sexual attraction. Which kind of sounds a bit like you there.’ Rabbit, sits up in interest - ‘Oh wow. That does sound a bit like me!’ Cat - ‘Right!’ Cat poops their nose against rabbit, who blushes Cat - ‘But, all this talk of demons in the like…’ Cat starts to kiss Rabbit’s, chest and over the next few panels starts to lower their head, as they start to reinitiate sexual play. Cat - ‘… I might be ready to go again’ Rabbit grin but also looks away tentatively - ‘What…? Ah! Me too, Hah. But, aaah. First… Maybe you could tell me more?’ Cat - ‘You want me to talk dirty to you? ‘ Rabbit - ‘Ha ha no! I mean about this Demisexual thing!’ Cat whips up their head - ‘Oh, shoot! For sure!’ Cat throws pants at rabbit that hits them in the face. Cat - ‘Put your pants back on, we’re going for a walk!’ The two of them are now outside in the woods clothed. Cat is spreading their arms wide to show off the environment as the two of them hold hands. Cat - ‘All around us is a forest and sexuality is a lot like a forest. Under the canopy, it’s got hundreds of different types of labels for his nuances.’ We see a ladybug on a leaf. Cat continues - ‘Just like our trees and plants, some are linked, some re similar, some unique! Demisexuality is like a branch attached to the asexuality tree. See how it moves by itself in the breeze? Demi is a bit like that. Moving in its own way. Cat wraps their hand around Rabbit and walks them to the front of a giant tree, whos trunk dwarfs the couple. Cat - ‘You see, Demisexual folk do feel sexual attraction, but only once an emotional bond has formed.’ The camera focus is back in on the pair. Rabbit holds the side of their head as cat grins back at them. Rabbit - ‘Oooh! That makes sense. I can see the similarities.’ Cat - ‘yeah?’ Over two panels, Cat walks up to a tea place built into the side of a tree. Lots of little woodland creatures are hanging out nearby. Cat buys some tea from a skunk. As Cat comes back to Rabbit, Rabbit has a mildly sad look about them. Rabbit - ‘Now that I think about it, experiencing sexual attraction has always been a bit… alien.’ Rabbit looks away in thought - ‘Even around folk, I knew were sexually attractive. I’ve felt neutral toward them. Empty…’ We are shown a flashback of Rabbit, hangout with friends, looking at a deer who flits across the page, Rabbits, friend, looks like a wolf. Wolf - ‘You gonna make a move on her?’ An open-eyed rabbit replies - ‘Eh? No. I’m not feeling it.’ Wolf - ‘What!? You’re joking! She’s giving off vibes!’ Back in the present, Rabbit continues - ‘And when I try to make it work with someone new… Well… It wouldn’t.’ We’re shown another flashback, this time rabbit is being sexually intimate with a cute badger, Badger is giving Rabbit a hand job as Rabbit Sweats and looks away. Badger - ‘Come whenever you want.’ Rabbit - ‘It doesn’t usually take this long.’ Badger - ‘Just relax. It’ll feel better. ‘ We snap back from the flashback to Cat holding their tea, as they pass a second tea to Rabbit Cat - ‘But you feel different with me?’
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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the Epstein files are hidden in my ass
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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lesbian weddings are going x10
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Jan 28
Birkenstock is collaborating with the bridal fashion brand Danielle Frankel to create a collection using lustrous fabrics and materials that brides can wear down the aisle.
Birkenstock Steps Into High Bridal Fashion
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January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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I got that dog in me, and that dog is tiny and shivering and pees itself when there’s any loud noises directed at them.
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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based af
whstancil.bsky.social Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · Jan 24
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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they got the middle schoolers and the buddhist monks protesting over there damn
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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ikebana

second one is a collab with my teacher for an izakaya that serves delicious italian food in Kyoto
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Prediction for the next 5 years: people will end up hating tech and go full analog.
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Jan 16
one thing i hate about modern tech is that nothing is ever explained to you anymore, it's just shoved in your face. my iphone was like "would you like us to hold this call for you? you'll be notified to pick it up!" what? how? what are you talking about??
January 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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lol lmao even
Post by Bluesky on X: "NEW FEATURE: This button allows you to opt out of having images you post on X turned into porn" Screenshot showing the Bluesky login screen, cursor hovering over "Create a new account" A reply to the X post "@grok put a bikini on this butterfly". Grok complies. Image below shows the same screenshot from the original post, but with a bikini on the Bluesky logo. Screenshot of the Bluesky X account, showing that we changed our avi to the bikini butterfly. New bio: "Proilfe picture created by Grok without our consent"
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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samsung needs to chill bc WHAT on earth is that
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Brad is the best account on Bluesky
bradcasephdcfacaia.bsky.social Brad Case, PhD, CFA, CAIA @bradcasephdcfacaia.bsky.social · Nov 16
My daughter loves Disney movies and gave me this lego set, so I made this arrangement showing Moana escaping from a huge wave to mark Shichi-Go-San (7-5-3), the day celebrating children in Japan.
Ikebana arrangement in a low blue container incorporating a LEGO set of an oceangoing canoe from the Disney movie Moana. The plant materials are little leaves to suggest the wave cresting over the canoe and small white daisies to suggest foam. A separate piece of carved wood suggests an island behind the canoe.
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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German companies will save me from working with the French, how ironic is that
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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I love the gen X tech bros accounts because every day I see them on something different.

monday: an obscure niche language no one has ever heard of

tuesday: memes, maybe anime

wednesday: problematic take

thursday: technical discourse + heated debate

friday: pictures of their cooking
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM