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Just here to share my inner chuckles.🤣🤭🤣


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How i feel now ive made the decison to go where the sky is blue .
Fremantle announce new sponsor for 2027.

(Too soon?)

#afl #bigdance #dockers
September 26, 2026 at 10:43 AM
GST distribution in action.

Thanks to all those involved n the eastern states for making this happen.

#auspol
September 25, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Flying saucer 🛸
September 23, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Venus?
September 22, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Dear @albomp.bsky.social - If we 🇦🇺 become the 51st State of america 🇺🇸 do i get $5000?

#auspol

youtu.be/w6jeKDkg8-Y?...
AUKUS is about the 'military control of Australia', says Paul Keating | 7.30
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
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September 20, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Police investiaging kidnapping of Paul’s dog. 🐶

#auspol
September 19, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Lucky? Is there an award for linkedin sarcasm?

#auspol
September 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Todays job application rejection email was a bit different

“Unfortunately, we had already filled the position prior to you submitting your application and therefore will not be proceeding further at this time.”
September 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Melania reflecting on how much better life would be if Epstein had introduced her to Charlie Kirk.

#SlidingDoors #auspol
September 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
World peace, ending hunger and curing cancer now at risk.
September 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Ah the serenity …
September 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Andrew Hastie’s nick name at school?
Busty Hasty

United States, Census, 1880
September 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Today on #insiders

Now house prices are falling , how will builders make money renovating their own homes using mate rates labour (🍻) and materials that fell off back of truck?

#auspol
September 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Dentists to start wearimg hi vis in effort to get sympathy (subsidies) from Aussie politicians.

#auspol
September 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Lucky WA doesnt have a climate crisis.

#auspol #StateOfDenial
September 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Thinking of Daryl.

#auspol #icac
September 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Great news … Qantas now looking for a dedicated terminal staff who knows how to follow rules.

Thanks Barry…
August 31, 2026 at 4:21 AM
China releases images of the early prototype droid that went on to be known as Kevin07.

#auspol
August 28, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Dr Seuss on dangers ⚠️of snorting coke from someones arse.

“Oh, never come near to a rear-in-the-rear,

Or go close to a bottom that's standing too near!

For a nose that pokes in where it's not meant to go will meet with a woe that you really don't know”

#auspol #AFL
August 22, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Watching AFL on TV trying to work out which players prefer their colombian marching powder sniffed from a butt crack.

How good is 2026.
August 21, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Jenny and the girls approve of this message .. Scomo would be proud

"We all have women in our lives we deeply love. I would like to express the respect for women is of the highest priority for both myself personally and for our football club."

#auspol
August 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Swan’s star forced to deny rumour his friend (🍆) is “little”.

🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄

#auspol
August 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Sydney Swans player heard saying they are greater than Hilter and Lenin combined.

#auspol
August 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
How pissed off would Tolstoy be to learn that all you need to do to snort coke of a woman is write childrens books.

#auspol #afl
August 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Going thru airport security this morning ..

(1) the people working on the scanners looked exactly like the people we were told to fear who wanted to blow up planes

(2) the two bottles of mountain dew I forgot were in my bag were not an issue

Both these observations made me chuckle. 🤭
August 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM