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it/she/they | Some form of asexual lesbian thing | wife poster | maker of game NPC behavior and annoying wolves at Remedy
cutest puppy in Finland, in self-imposed exile from the UK, wife of @eeveelutionx.bsky.social
cutest puppy in Finland, in self-imposed exile from the UK, wife of @eeveelutionx.bsky.social
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Regarding Resonant's and other games' review period right now.
It continues to be unfair to devs to take a game that they spent 7yrs crafting, that takes 30-50hrs to experience, with so much going, only to give reviewers 7/8 days to roll credits and form a cohesive bit of analysis and criticism.
It continues to be unfair to devs to take a game that they spent 7yrs crafting, that takes 30-50hrs to experience, with so much going, only to give reviewers 7/8 days to roll credits and form a cohesive bit of analysis and criticism.
September 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Regarding Resonant's and other games' review period right now.
It continues to be unfair to devs to take a game that they spent 7yrs crafting, that takes 30-50hrs to experience, with so much going, only to give reviewers 7/8 days to roll credits and form a cohesive bit of analysis and criticism.
It continues to be unfair to devs to take a game that they spent 7yrs crafting, that takes 30-50hrs to experience, with so much going, only to give reviewers 7/8 days to roll credits and form a cohesive bit of analysis and criticism.
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We're happy to announce that CONTROL Resonant will feature Arabic localization!
The game will feature Arabic interface and subtitles. Arabic localization will be coming to CONTROL Resonant some time in the post-launch period. We will be announcing a date later down the line.
#CONTROLResonant
The game will feature Arabic interface and subtitles. Arabic localization will be coming to CONTROL Resonant some time in the post-launch period. We will be announcing a date later down the line.
#CONTROLResonant
September 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
We're happy to announce that CONTROL Resonant will feature Arabic localization!
The game will feature Arabic interface and subtitles. Arabic localization will be coming to CONTROL Resonant some time in the post-launch period. We will be announcing a date later down the line.
#CONTROLResonant
The game will feature Arabic interface and subtitles. Arabic localization will be coming to CONTROL Resonant some time in the post-launch period. We will be announcing a date later down the line.
#CONTROLResonant
Reviews for the game are good, and I even understand where the mixed/negative ones are coming from, but my silly brain can't help but look at the metacritic score and think "it is my fault specifically that it isn't at 100" 🫠
gonna go curl up in a ball
September 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Reviews for the game are good, and I even understand where the mixed/negative ones are coming from, but my silly brain can't help but look at the metacritic score and think "it is my fault specifically that it isn't at 100" 🫠
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I think it's important that we talk not just how much crunch time impacts one's personal life, but the impact it also has on one's health.
Sitting at a desk for 10+ hours a day 5-7 days a week with very little to no physical activity is incredibly harmful to the human body.
Sitting at a desk for 10+ hours a day 5-7 days a week with very little to no physical activity is incredibly harmful to the human body.
September 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I think it's important that we talk not just how much crunch time impacts one's personal life, but the impact it also has on one's health.
Sitting at a desk for 10+ hours a day 5-7 days a week with very little to no physical activity is incredibly harmful to the human body.
Sitting at a desk for 10+ hours a day 5-7 days a week with very little to no physical activity is incredibly harmful to the human body.
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My timeline is:
Control Resonant is amazing and incredible.
Control 2 is a disappointment
The new Control is transcendent, but messy
Control Resonant is a slog starring a bleh main character
Control 2 is an unexpected but gorgeous sequel
AND, I'm more excited than ever to check it out.
Control Resonant is amazing and incredible.
Control 2 is a disappointment
The new Control is transcendent, but messy
Control Resonant is a slog starring a bleh main character
Control 2 is an unexpected but gorgeous sequel
AND, I'm more excited than ever to check it out.
September 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
My timeline is:
Control Resonant is amazing and incredible.
Control 2 is a disappointment
The new Control is transcendent, but messy
Control Resonant is a slog starring a bleh main character
Control 2 is an unexpected but gorgeous sequel
AND, I'm more excited than ever to check it out.
Control Resonant is amazing and incredible.
Control 2 is a disappointment
The new Control is transcendent, but messy
Control Resonant is a slog starring a bleh main character
Control 2 is an unexpected but gorgeous sequel
AND, I'm more excited than ever to check it out.
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I really like Control Resonant youtu.be/e8-Zkl9zjdA?...
Control Made Me LOVE Something I Hate (Review)
YouTube video by Tamoor Hussain
youtu.be
September 18, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I really like Control Resonant youtu.be/e8-Zkl9zjdA?...
gonna go curl up in a ball
September 18, 2026 at 1:50 PM
gonna go curl up in a ball
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A new Remedy game is a special occasion, and I’ve been a fan since Max Payne. I wish I could say that Control Resonant worked for me—but it sadly did not. We spent a lot of time unpacking this on Remap Radio this week. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
Remap Radio 154 — It’s Not a Lake, It’s a Podcast
Podcast Episode · Remap Radio · September 18 · 2h 58m
podcasts.apple.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
A new Remedy game is a special occasion, and I’ve been a fan since Max Payne. I wish I could say that Control Resonant worked for me—but it sadly did not. We spent a lot of time unpacking this on Remap Radio this week. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
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I'm taking my time with Control Resonant and really savoring it, but I'm loving it, despite my initial concerns about the genre/protagonist switch as someone who views Control as a top 5-10 game ever. Read @blueskynoise.com's great review to see why it's special www.gamespot.com/reviews/cont...
Control Resonant's Best Aspect Left Me Utterly Speechless
Remedy's signature weirdness elevates the best gameplay experience it's ever made.
www.gamespot.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'm taking my time with Control Resonant and really savoring it, but I'm loving it, despite my initial concerns about the genre/protagonist switch as someone who views Control as a top 5-10 game ever. Read @blueskynoise.com's great review to see why it's special www.gamespot.com/reviews/cont...
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The GB fam asked me to review Control Resonant!!
My biggest takeaway is that Control Resonant is a messy game, but a messy game is something beautiful.
it’s a challenge to accept learning new tasks, ideas, and the growing pains that come alongside it all. It’s an open acceptance of being wrong
My biggest takeaway is that Control Resonant is a messy game, but a messy game is something beautiful.
it’s a challenge to accept learning new tasks, ideas, and the growing pains that come alongside it all. It’s an open acceptance of being wrong
September 18, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The GB fam asked me to review Control Resonant!!
My biggest takeaway is that Control Resonant is a messy game, but a messy game is something beautiful.
it’s a challenge to accept learning new tasks, ideas, and the growing pains that come alongside it all. It’s an open acceptance of being wrong
My biggest takeaway is that Control Resonant is a messy game, but a messy game is something beautiful.
it’s a challenge to accept learning new tasks, ideas, and the growing pains that come alongside it all. It’s an open acceptance of being wrong
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Stoked to have a review of Control Resonant by the always thought-provoking Cole Kronman on Kotaku today. kotaku.com/control-reso...
September 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Stoked to have a review of Control Resonant by the always thought-provoking Cole Kronman on Kotaku today. kotaku.com/control-reso...
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Control Resonant is proof that bigger is not better. A sequel that misunderstands what made the original so gripping. A tired open-world, middling combat, and a by the book story don't help. But even more disappointing is how it casts aside Jesse.
www.polygon.com/control-reso...
www.polygon.com/control-reso...
Control Resonant Misses the Mark In Nearly Every Way | Review
Remedy's latest is a failed attempt to step outside its comfort zone
www.polygon.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Control Resonant is proof that bigger is not better. A sequel that misunderstands what made the original so gripping. A tired open-world, middling combat, and a by the book story don't help. But even more disappointing is how it casts aside Jesse.
www.polygon.com/control-reso...
www.polygon.com/control-reso...
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Control Resonant's poor early pacing and combat balance makes way for a brilliantly deep action game that is bigger, more personal, messier and more human than original.
My review: www.gamerguides.com/control-reso...
My review: www.gamerguides.com/control-reso...
September 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Control Resonant's poor early pacing and combat balance makes way for a brilliantly deep action game that is bigger, more personal, messier and more human than original.
My review: www.gamerguides.com/control-reso...
My review: www.gamerguides.com/control-reso...
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sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
May 28, 2026 at 5:14 AM
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
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![[a still from The Matrix Reloaded showing the Twins: two pale men with white dreadlocks, sunglasses, and white trench coats.]
"In "The Matrix: Reloaded" White people with dreadlocks are minor antagonists. This is true in real life as well"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreib3gjii6mntsb4v73biazxxmt6seupfcfqc5jcs3g5ff5lsafc4zu)
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Recent events have a lot of people asking "what is northsky?"
We're still working on revamping our website, but this video about migrating to Northsky does a quick job of explaining our account hosting services:
We're still working on revamping our website, but this video about migrating to Northsky does a quick job of explaining our account hosting services:
Migrating to Northsky Social on AT Protocol
YouTube video by Northsky Social
youtu.be
September 18, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Recent events have a lot of people asking "what is northsky?"
We're still working on revamping our website, but this video about migrating to Northsky does a quick job of explaining our account hosting services:
We're still working on revamping our website, but this video about migrating to Northsky does a quick job of explaining our account hosting services:
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Stop calling bigots closeted, they're just bigots, and when you claim otherwise, you shift the blame of homophobia and transphobia to queer people and equate being closeted with cruelty.
September 18, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Stop calling bigots closeted, they're just bigots, and when you claim otherwise, you shift the blame of homophobia and transphobia to queer people and equate being closeted with cruelty.
Okay done, it comes out next Thursday
make video game
September 18, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Okay done, it comes out next Thursday
Even the pope is looking at it like "great, now I've got a cursed artifact I have to deal with"
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Even the pope is looking at it like "great, now I've got a cursed artifact I have to deal with"
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tried to go a bit outside my comfort zone ✨
September 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
tried to go a bit outside my comfort zone ✨
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It's less that I have headmates and more that I have a head uneasy alliance of competing interests that could cascade into war in Europe at the slightest provocation
September 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's less that I have headmates and more that I have a head uneasy alliance of competing interests that could cascade into war in Europe at the slightest provocation
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This woman is seriously so beautiful and talented, I could cry 😢 #rebeccawelton #hannahwaddingham #tedlasso #wip
September 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This woman is seriously so beautiful and talented, I could cry 😢 #rebeccawelton #hannahwaddingham #tedlasso #wip
Tiredness and ADHD meds are making me talk to much which is making me apologize for talking to much which is making me talk about why I feel bad when I talk too much which is making me feel bad for talking too much :s
September 18, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Tiredness and ADHD meds are making me talk to much which is making me apologize for talking to much which is making me talk about why I feel bad when I talk too much which is making me feel bad for talking too much :s
