Juniperific
@juniperific.bsky.social
Human. Fleshy form wrapped in a T-shirt. Likes photography, drones, fun, and still (perhaps forlornly?) hopes the world might get better. Journalist, author, and reviewer. Lucky husband of @arianesherine.bsky.social
Turns out that I’m going to hell - and you can find out what I’ll experience (and who I libelled) as I guest on the brilliant Hellish in preparation:
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Adam Juniper, tech journalist
Podcast Episode · Hellish · 20 September · 1hr 11min
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September 21, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Turns out that I’m going to hell - and you can find out what I’ll experience (and who I libelled) as I guest on the brilliant Hellish in preparation:
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
The first time I do something that isn’t photography or drone related in a while. But there is a comedy reference to a potentially dangerous tech of the near future. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
What If a Sex Robot Rips Off Your Penis?
Podcast Episode · Ari & Ad Fix Your Life · 18 September · 28min
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September 19, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The first time I do something that isn’t photography or drone related in a while. But there is a comedy reference to a potentially dangerous tech of the near future. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
Seeing the total solar eclipse put the moon into my wonderful honeymoon with the amazing @arianesherine.bsky.social - holding her and looking out as we felt the world physically change for a few seconds was absolutely magical; being married is even better. ❤️ (all my own photos)
August 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Seeing the total solar eclipse put the moon into my wonderful honeymoon with the amazing @arianesherine.bsky.social - holding her and looking out as we felt the world physically change for a few seconds was absolutely magical; being married is even better. ❤️ (all my own photos)
Who’d have thought I’d ever get to write about a cloaking device for work? On the plus side, this isn’t (yet) a Bird of Prey - and it definitely canna fire when cloaked!
www.digitalcameraworld.com/drones/star-...
www.digitalcameraworld.com/drones/star-...
Star Trek's Klingon cloaking tech comes to life with a drone that turns invisible – by taking advantage of a glitch in the human eye
Cloaking technology might be banned for humans in the Star Trek universe – but Northwestern University can hide this drone in plain sight!
www.digitalcameraworld.com
July 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Who’d have thought I’d ever get to write about a cloaking device for work? On the plus side, this isn’t (yet) a Bird of Prey - and it definitely canna fire when cloaked!
www.digitalcameraworld.com/drones/star-...
www.digitalcameraworld.com/drones/star-...
I owe the dentist so much I can’t buy a subscription, but I love the first para of this in the New Statesman: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
Britain must now unite behind Count Binface
A court without fools is a dangerous place
www.newstatesman.com
July 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I owe the dentist so much I can’t buy a subscription, but I love the first para of this in the New Statesman: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
Want to buy some premium quality cack. Or at least some discounted cack? I know just the place…
June 30, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Want to buy some premium quality cack. Or at least some discounted cack? I know just the place…
Seen Disney advertising cruise trips. The same Disney that promoted rats in the kitchen in feature films. Just saying…
May 10, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Seen Disney advertising cruise trips. The same Disney that promoted rats in the kitchen in feature films. Just saying…
I think NASA was right to use humans rather than a drone for this amazing bit of video: www.digitalcameraworld.com/drones/my-fa...
NASA flys a Cessna very close to Artemis 2 launch – to take amazing video!
This amazing video of the launch of Artemis 2 was captured from a small plane – and it's easily the best picture of the whole thing!
www.digitalcameraworld.com
April 7, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I think NASA was right to use humans rather than a drone for this amazing bit of video: www.digitalcameraworld.com/drones/my-fa...
An ad in the Washington Post tells me one of the best ways to avoid running out of money is to have >$1million. Really? Useful stuff.
April 7, 2026 at 8:31 AM
An ad in the Washington Post tells me one of the best ways to avoid running out of money is to have >$1million. Really? Useful stuff.
On a busy London bus:
G/F: If that woman moved over, someone could sit and there would be no wasted seats.
Me: Yeah, but if you fill every spot, the whole deck vanishes and the next one falls down.
G/F: If that woman moved over, someone could sit and there would be no wasted seats.
Me: Yeah, but if you fill every spot, the whole deck vanishes and the next one falls down.
March 2, 2026 at 8:35 AM
On a busy London bus:
G/F: If that woman moved over, someone could sit and there would be no wasted seats.
Me: Yeah, but if you fill every spot, the whole deck vanishes and the next one falls down.
G/F: If that woman moved over, someone could sit and there would be no wasted seats.
Me: Yeah, but if you fill every spot, the whole deck vanishes and the next one falls down.
My son: “There should be a debate: Which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek”
Me: Hmmmm… am I depriving him of the internet?
Me: Hmmmm… am I depriving him of the internet?
February 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
My son: “There should be a debate: Which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek”
Me: Hmmmm… am I depriving him of the internet?
Me: Hmmmm… am I depriving him of the internet?
The bugs on the crops in Somerset seem to have really gotten out of hand. As seen in Bath, Somerset:
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The bugs on the crops in Somerset seem to have really gotten out of hand. As seen in Bath, Somerset:
Be warned Crouch Hill, you might think Nigel Farage hasn’t found lefty London, but he has snuck a party office in using a sneaky stealth strategy:
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Be warned Crouch Hill, you might think Nigel Farage hasn’t found lefty London, but he has snuck a party office in using a sneaky stealth strategy:
I would but I'll be listening on Apple Music!
My debut single ‘Not Normal’ is out a week today, so if you sometimes feel that you’re not normal, you might want to pre-save it on Spotify (which is admittedly a very normal thing to do). distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Not Normal by Ariane X
Stream and Pre-save Not Normal - Distributed by DistroKid
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January 23, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I would but I'll be listening on Apple Music!
Reposted by Juniperific
Apols for invading your timelines with shameless self-promotion but if your kids received gift cards for Christmas, might I suggest pointing them in the direction of my Notwitches books? They've had some very nice things said about them lately, and book 1 was in The I Paper's 14 Best Books of 2025.🧙♀️
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Apols for invading your timelines with shameless self-promotion but if your kids received gift cards for Christmas, might I suggest pointing them in the direction of my Notwitches books? They've had some very nice things said about them lately, and book 1 was in The I Paper's 14 Best Books of 2025.🧙♀️
Today I “had” to walk halfway across London. The spies were watching me, I tell you…
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Today I “had” to walk halfway across London. The spies were watching me, I tell you…
Scenic cheerful shot caught on my walk to a family Christmas visit! Happy Holidays 😀🎄
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Scenic cheerful shot caught on my walk to a family Christmas visit! Happy Holidays 😀🎄
As seen in Bath yesterday, is it a Cathedral or is it that blood cells diagram from my school textbooks? Platelet counts don’t feel very Christmassy to me!
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
As seen in Bath yesterday, is it a Cathedral or is it that blood cells diagram from my school textbooks? Platelet counts don’t feel very Christmassy to me!
Can a T-Rex feel like chicken tonight?
Why not?
Why not?
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can a T-Rex feel like chicken tonight?
Why not?
Why not?
The shop assistant will be along in a minute and you really shouldn’t make a fuss…
October 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The shop assistant will be along in a minute and you really shouldn’t make a fuss…
As seen in East London.
Only reasonable conclusion: Loitering is now punished by disintegration.
Only reasonable conclusion: Loitering is now punished by disintegration.
September 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
As seen in East London.
Only reasonable conclusion: Loitering is now punished by disintegration.
Only reasonable conclusion: Loitering is now punished by disintegration.
A year ago today I met a writer who very quickly became my best friend and I couldn't get her out of my head. Fast forward a year and we’re headed to look at wedding venues and I can't believe my luck. Love you @arianesherine.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
A year ago today I met a writer who very quickly became my best friend and I couldn't get her out of my head. Fast forward a year and we’re headed to look at wedding venues and I can't believe my luck. Love you @arianesherine.bsky.social
As date nights with the incomparably wonderful @arianesherine.bsky.social hit K, we followed Korean, er, kuisine with Tim Key’s brill movie. Side note: why don't all cinemas have sofas? Nice one Genesis Cinemas
June 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
As date nights with the incomparably wonderful @arianesherine.bsky.social hit K, we followed Korean, er, kuisine with Tim Key’s brill movie. Side note: why don't all cinemas have sofas? Nice one Genesis Cinemas
I don’t drink that much these days, but I did swing by The Cock with my beautiful girlfriend @arianesherine.bsky.social last night and noticed that “Man in the box” lager is now just “Man painted on a cube”. When did this tragedy occur?
May 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I don’t drink that much these days, but I did swing by The Cock with my beautiful girlfriend @arianesherine.bsky.social last night and noticed that “Man in the box” lager is now just “Man painted on a cube”. When did this tragedy occur?
If you see this, post a bridge from your gallery.
January 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
If you see this, post a bridge from your gallery.