itslimerence
@justlimerence.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 | just a duck on the internet complaining about bad sports teams and Old School RuneScape | #Crew96 #DublinsFinest #CBJ #EFC #WhoDey #F1 | Proud UofM alum 💙〽️💛
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sorry man but you'll never get me to not love Jesse Marsch
October 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
sorry man but you'll never get me to not love Jesse Marsch
Yall ever notice in any screenshots of people “scolding” their “AI agent” for doing something, the clanker always responds and apologizes like a straight man does when he has no intention of changing his behavior?
Totally not related I’m sure.
Totally not related I’m sure.
October 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Yall ever notice in any screenshots of people “scolding” their “AI agent” for doing something, the clanker always responds and apologizes like a straight man does when he has no intention of changing his behavior?
Totally not related I’m sure.
Totally not related I’m sure.
One of my favorite situations having to scan people’ IDs at work is when a couple walks in and the 5’9” girlfriend is the exact same height as the “6’0”” guy.
They literally be letting us say anything on those huh lmao
They literally be letting us say anything on those huh lmao
October 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
One of my favorite situations having to scan people’ IDs at work is when a couple walks in and the 5’9” girlfriend is the exact same height as the “6’0”” guy.
They literally be letting us say anything on those huh lmao
They literally be letting us say anything on those huh lmao
I swear to god if I have to hear another stat like "most theoretical statistical WAR value posted by any player in the modern era with 40 stolen bases" I am done with baseball. At some point, it is no longer a statistic, you are just describing a singular action. Stop.
September 27, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I swear to god if I have to hear another stat like "most theoretical statistical WAR value posted by any player in the modern era with 40 stolen bases" I am done with baseball. At some point, it is no longer a statistic, you are just describing a singular action. Stop.
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—run up the score
—stop the "do evil + make Americans' lives worse" agenda Day 1
—punish the people responsible for their crimes (we tried letting them get away with it, doesn't work)
—set up infrastructure to make sure This never happens again
—enact "do good + make Americans' lives better" agenda
—stop the "do evil + make Americans' lives worse" agenda Day 1
—punish the people responsible for their crimes (we tried letting them get away with it, doesn't work)
—set up infrastructure to make sure This never happens again
—enact "do good + make Americans' lives better" agenda
Generic Ballot polling trend among Independent voters by Marist (A)
🔵 2018: Democrats +6
🔴 2022: Republicans +12
🔵 2026: Democrats +25
🔵 2018: Democrats +6
🔴 2022: Republicans +12
🔵 2026: Democrats +25
September 24, 2026 at 12:55 PM
—run up the score
—stop the "do evil + make Americans' lives worse" agenda Day 1
—punish the people responsible for their crimes (we tried letting them get away with it, doesn't work)
—set up infrastructure to make sure This never happens again
—enact "do good + make Americans' lives better" agenda
—stop the "do evil + make Americans' lives worse" agenda Day 1
—punish the people responsible for their crimes (we tried letting them get away with it, doesn't work)
—set up infrastructure to make sure This never happens again
—enact "do good + make Americans' lives better" agenda
Never tell your friends about the person you really like that you’re talking to. It starts a 5-7 day countdown where they rip your heart out and squeeze the pulp out at the end of it, and you have to start all over with a new person.
September 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Never tell your friends about the person you really like that you’re talking to. It starts a 5-7 day countdown where they rip your heart out and squeeze the pulp out at the end of it, and you have to start all over with a new person.
Anyone else ever think of how the nationwide obsession with protein in EVERYTHING probably has everything to do with the previous obsession of Greek yogurt/probiotics leaving behind a lot of isolated whey that was otherwise commercially useless?
Probably just a liberal conspiracy tho lol
Probably just a liberal conspiracy tho lol
September 22, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Anyone else ever think of how the nationwide obsession with protein in EVERYTHING probably has everything to do with the previous obsession of Greek yogurt/probiotics leaving behind a lot of isolated whey that was otherwise commercially useless?
Probably just a liberal conspiracy tho lol
Probably just a liberal conspiracy tho lol
I just know someone out there is sweating a comeback with Davonte Adams on their fantasy team, meanwhile I’m sitting here stat padding with Matthew Stafford because I forgot to sub in Stroud lmao.
I love being accidentally alright at fantasy.
I love being accidentally alright at fantasy.
September 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I just know someone out there is sweating a comeback with Davonte Adams on their fantasy team, meanwhile I’m sitting here stat padding with Matthew Stafford because I forgot to sub in Stroud lmao.
I love being accidentally alright at fantasy.
I love being accidentally alright at fantasy.
One of my favorite types of social interactions is when someone sees my headphones for the first time in public. They quickly realize it's ACTUALLY a thing and not some funny memes I like to post on IG lmao
September 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
One of my favorite types of social interactions is when someone sees my headphones for the first time in public. They quickly realize it's ACTUALLY a thing and not some funny memes I like to post on IG lmao
So. What’s the excuse this week?
September 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
So. What’s the excuse this week?
What do you mean that openly communicating your needs to your partner AND having them satisfy those needs is a healthy feeling? If it was healthy, why would it make me want to run away?
September 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
What do you mean that openly communicating your needs to your partner AND having them satisfy those needs is a healthy feeling? If it was healthy, why would it make me want to run away?
Watching Portland Hearts of Pine vs Westchester SC is like watching USA vs BiH in 2012 in so many ways past the glaringly obvious.
No I will not be elaborating.
No I will not be elaborating.
September 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Watching Portland Hearts of Pine vs Westchester SC is like watching USA vs BiH in 2012 in so many ways past the glaringly obvious.
No I will not be elaborating.
No I will not be elaborating.
I will say, though, watching an entire city melt down about a result that has literally absolutely nothing to do with them is always so fucking cringe. But I can’t say that because the useless piece of paper my grandparents paid for has a letter on it that offends them and they think I’m just salty.
September 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I will say, though, watching an entire city melt down about a result that has literally absolutely nothing to do with them is always so fucking cringe. But I can’t say that because the useless piece of paper my grandparents paid for has a letter on it that offends them and they think I’m just salty.
When I was there, we beat Akron on a last second goal line stand. The team didn’t even come over to the students and the mood on campus was SUPER tense all week.
College football died to me with NIL, but this shit still embarrasses me. Do better.
College football died to me with NIL, but this shit still embarrasses me. Do better.
THE STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN STORMED THE FIELD AFTER DEFEATING A DIRECTIONAL MAC SCHOOL, TELL EVERY VIRGIN YOU KNOW
September 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
When I was there, we beat Akron on a last second goal line stand. The team didn’t even come over to the students and the mood on campus was SUPER tense all week.
College football died to me with NIL, but this shit still embarrasses me. Do better.
College football died to me with NIL, but this shit still embarrasses me. Do better.
Western Michigan got cheated. That is some grade-A horse shit.
September 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Western Michigan got cheated. That is some grade-A horse shit.
ADHD is sick because executive dysfunction means you literally have to mentally prep for, AND force yourself to do, a task that literally takes 25 minutes.
Anyway, dishes are finally done.
Anyway, dishes are finally done.
September 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
ADHD is sick because executive dysfunction means you literally have to mentally prep for, AND force yourself to do, a task that literally takes 25 minutes.
Anyway, dishes are finally done.
Anyway, dishes are finally done.
anxious attachment 🤝 avoidant attachment
"we can make this work, right?"
"we can make this work, right?"
September 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
anxious attachment 🤝 avoidant attachment
"we can make this work, right?"
"we can make this work, right?"
Domestic cup final a week before Christmas is some diabolical sicko level bullshittery and I’m all here for it
Thanksgiving Week quarterfinals & December 15 Final for the Open Cup is unhinged. I love it
September 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Domestic cup final a week before Christmas is some diabolical sicko level bullshittery and I’m all here for it
“I really think you’re great, and I really really like you, but I wish I didn’t.”
Heh. Yeah that happens I guess
Heh. Yeah that happens I guess
August 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
“I really think you’re great, and I really really like you, but I wish I didn’t.”
Heh. Yeah that happens I guess
Heh. Yeah that happens I guess
Death, taxes, and Everton FC being the only 0-0 match in a block of Cup fixtures.
August 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Death, taxes, and Everton FC being the only 0-0 match in a block of Cup fixtures.
Apparently all you gotta do to completely unsettle an entire fantasy football league full of people who take it too seriously is just.. not trade anyone. I like ruining this league.
August 24, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Apparently all you gotta do to completely unsettle an entire fantasy football league full of people who take it too seriously is just.. not trade anyone. I like ruining this league.
The initial Ashton Jeanty news drops right before our fantasy draft, so I draft him with my last pick as a meme. After we finish, the update drops. This is the highest I will feel all fantasy season.
August 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The initial Ashton Jeanty news drops right before our fantasy draft, so I draft him with my last pick as a meme. After we finish, the update drops. This is the highest I will feel all fantasy season.