Jeff Vorndam
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Jeff Vorndam
@jvorndam.bsky.social
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Now waiting for the Progessive ad where Bill Glass just loses it and pounds the shit out of one these guys.
October 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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September 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Sometimes I miss the sweet sound of my dogs barking, and in those moments I try to talk to anyone in my house.
September 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I'm all in on shredded lettuce, buying the dip.
July 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.
June 25, 2026 at 4:02 AM
You *do not* want to know how he uses toilet paper.
The way Bryce applies his toothpaste is immaculate
May 25, 2026 at 11:34 PM
They're gonna need to do a 30:30 on this night in sports.
May 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Feel like the Alonzo Mourning gif was made for the Steelers signing Rodgers
May 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The full review from JDC in the Rolling Stone Album Guide:
April 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Ok, I may have been scrolling through my feed too quickly, but why are they sending a 193 year-old tortoise to the moon?
April 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I would just go out the window. Who's gonna know?
There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
April 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I see these Hoonigan bumper stickers from time to time and I refuse to look up what that means so I just assume it's soccer dudes who are big fans of Blind Melon.
March 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Kerr got a question postgame about whether the Warriors are “fading into obscurity” if you want to know how things are going.
March 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Weirdly, they were both wet nurses.
Whether or not you’re running for Congress and trying to seem rugged (and you probably should run, because, look who’s out there) what did your grandpas do for a living?
March 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Sleater-Kinney
The Muffs
Deborah Harry
Tilt
Bleached
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen, with WOMEN lead singers

Heart
Annie Lennox
Ke$ha
Florence and the Machine
Idina Menzel
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I Never Sang for My Father with Big Naturals
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden With Big Naturals
The Lady Eve With Big Naturals would honestly be even funnier
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Some people want to change how this guy makes movies, but I say let Bi Gans be Bi Gan's.
I’m prepared to give the first 20 minutes of Bi Gan’s Resurrection all of the movie awards.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Jeff Vorndam
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Putting in a reliever appears to have been a Fluharty decision.
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dave Roberts right now.
October 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Carpenter the Unstoppable Hit Machine
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
There will be no rapture until the conclusion of tonight's Padres game.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
70s.neader.com/coke_sympathy if anyone wants to spin some tunes with me
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM