Dawn
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It's been a real long life this week.
I'd feel bad about treating Butker like some characature, but tbf, he started it.
I wish I could do anything to make my wife as happy as watching Butker miss kicks makes her.
September 21, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I'd feel bad about treating Butker like some characature, but tbf, he started it.
This and Butker missing made it a good football day.
One of the few good things about today was Rodgers having a terrible game and this hit.
Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼
September 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This and Butker missing made it a good football day.
This soccer game feels like its gonna break out in a fist fight before its done.
July 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
This soccer game feels like its gonna break out in a fist fight before its done.
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Why are his fingers spliced with the paper in one pic and not in the other.
Why are his fingers spliced with the paper in one pic and not in the other.
July 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Why are his fingers spliced with the paper in one pic and not in the other.
Why are his fingers spliced with the paper in one pic and not in the other.
Reilly and Jonesy are Temu Ilya and Shane and there arent enough people in my world who can appreciate this.
July 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Reilly and Jonesy are Temu Ilya and Shane and there arent enough people in my world who can appreciate this.
Low point of today was writing a check for taxes.
High point of today was flipping off my former used car salesman state rep sitting in his pavement princess as I drove out of the accountants parking lot.
High point of today was flipping off my former used car salesman state rep sitting in his pavement princess as I drove out of the accountants parking lot.
April 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Low point of today was writing a check for taxes.
High point of today was flipping off my former used car salesman state rep sitting in his pavement princess as I drove out of the accountants parking lot.
High point of today was flipping off my former used car salesman state rep sitting in his pavement princess as I drove out of the accountants parking lot.
OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
April 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Good grief. Go on the first thing resembling a vacation in 6 years. Get hit with 900 dollars worth of unexpected headache before leaving. Get home and 2 people die. And its the #ddc anniversary. Over it. Over all of it.
March 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Good grief. Go on the first thing resembling a vacation in 6 years. Get hit with 900 dollars worth of unexpected headache before leaving. Get home and 2 people die. And its the #ddc anniversary. Over it. Over all of it.
And just like that, spring break is over, he is headed back to school and I am no closer to knowing wtf I am doing with my life than I was last May with graduation.
March 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
And just like that, spring break is over, he is headed back to school and I am no closer to knowing wtf I am doing with my life than I was last May with graduation.
Just laughed my ass off with the derm abt the circle of life from the playboy bunny sticker and tanning beds to the estrogen patch in the same place. #GenXShit
March 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Just laughed my ass off with the derm abt the circle of life from the playboy bunny sticker and tanning beds to the estrogen patch in the same place. #GenXShit
Have decided tomorrow will be the day I cave and pay to watch Heated Rivalry. Alone.
March 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Have decided tomorrow will be the day I cave and pay to watch Heated Rivalry. Alone.
Omg Im just over doomscrolling the bad place and @greeblehaus.com pops up!
February 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Omg Im just over doomscrolling the bad place and @greeblehaus.com pops up!
@lotuscarroll.bsky.social the first of the heart shaped foods today. Coffee doesnt fit well.
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
@lotuscarroll.bsky.social the first of the heart shaped foods today. Coffee doesnt fit well.
To everyone else out there who hates this day ... good luck good luck and we are halfway thru it.
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
To everyone else out there who hates this day ... good luck good luck and we are halfway thru it.
Pass interference... on the offense. Insert the cry laugh emoji here.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Pass interference... on the offense. Insert the cry laugh emoji here.
Tried to go see the kiddo at college yesterday. Vehicle failure sent us back home at the halfway point and now I dont think I will see him til Thanksgiving and folks I hate this year and everything is just getting worse.
October 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Tried to go see the kiddo at college yesterday. Vehicle failure sent us back home at the halfway point and now I dont think I will see him til Thanksgiving and folks I hate this year and everything is just getting worse.
Just popping by to block the white house.
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just popping by to block the white house.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
Ah the schadenfreude of a billionaire getting caught cheating.
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
July 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ah the schadenfreude of a billionaire getting caught cheating.
Its surreal to spend each day so grateful for the life up to now. Knowing the horrors are here and all this is temporary. The Gen X anthem Its the end of the world as we know it .... and I feel fine.
June 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Its surreal to spend each day so grateful for the life up to now. Knowing the horrors are here and all this is temporary. The Gen X anthem Its the end of the world as we know it .... and I feel fine.
The fact that Rob McElhenney's imdb features @vancityreynolds.bsky.social makes me cackle. My guy said, "I just need to know that he knows."
June 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The fact that Rob McElhenney's imdb features @vancityreynolds.bsky.social makes me cackle. My guy said, "I just need to know that he knows."
@mooshinindy.bsky.social I'm bringin' the word 'ankle' back into use.
May 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
@mooshinindy.bsky.social I'm bringin' the word 'ankle' back into use.