Kal
kalfpl.bsky.social
Kal
@kalfpl.bsky.social
Beer, banter and bad opinions 🍻

Love a bit of Football, Darts, Golf and Poker whilst I’m not stressing about FPL (And I’m shit at all of them)
Crazy how easy it is to score goals when the ball is passed forward and fast. Who would have known!!
October 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Kovacic 😂
October 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Let’s av it people!

Rogers this weeks skipper after a brilliant midweek performance. Brought Konsa in to replace my hero, Super Slab.

Good luck everyone 🍻
September 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Whattttt. Foden Cherki and NOR apparently not starting.
Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
ALT: Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
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September 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
All you bastard wilcarders!! You better stay away from my Isak
Back Off, Bitch! Frank Reynolds
ALT: Back Off, Bitch! Frank Reynolds
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September 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Locked and loaded bitches.

Did Le Fee to Rogers early cause of prices and also Palestra to De Cuyper as unfortunately he didn’t end up being my superstar diff.

Few quid still in the bank. Triple captain on Haaland and whatever else people put.

Good luck everyone 🍻🍻
September 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Fuck me
August 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Reposted by Kal
RULES - OFFICIAL:

1. No changes made to team after GW1 deadline. No transfers, manual subs, cap changes, chips.

2. You are NOT allowed to play a chip in GW1 either.

Breach of rules by default leads to immediate expulsion from league.

Ps. Anything else? @ me if I've forgotten something.

3/n ⬇️
August 21, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Let’s go people. We are OFFICIALLY BACK!!

Oh how I have missed some proper football!

Here’s the team. No Bruno. Mbeumo 🧢. Little bit of this. Little bit of that. Bosh!

Good luck everyone 🍻
August 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Think I’ll go White and Madueke
Currently draft for the TL

Haven’t been active in a while

How are we good people??
August 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Currently draft for the TL

Haven’t been active in a while

How are we good people??
August 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
GET MBEUMO ON PENALTIES
August 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Columbia with there vest of cocaine for the hydration break.
June 28, 2026 at 1:02 AM
How has that gone in 😂

Keeper. Have a word 😂
June 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
No matter the nation. There’s always some nobhead attention seeker who has to be a pick me during a moments silence.
June 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
MASTOURIIIIIII.
June 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I mean fair enough they’ve booked him for sim. But imagine Paraguay had scored 😂 the corruption shouts would have gone even crazier
June 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Jesus Christ. Katy Perry sounded dreadful 😂 crowd was buzzing
June 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Yes Fodens was disallowed but the non call up boys making a point.

Gibbs white. Goal
Palmer. Goal
Foden goal (disallowed) by a slither of an assist cheek.
Bowen. Goal

Still backing Tuchel tho!!

Gonna be proper English and sing his praise till he fucks it and then his head belongs on a skewer!!
May 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
First time since gw23 I benched him 🥲
May 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
What the fuck is football. Grow up. Imagine showing ya kids the highlights and you’re throwing ya self on the floor like you’ve just been shot.
May 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Kal
April 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
So it was Wood all along
April 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
GW34 🔒

FH Activated ✅

Salah 🧢

Now we pray 🙏

Good luck everyone 🍻
April 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Gw33 🔒

3/3ft (-4) ♻️
Mbeumo > Cherki
Maguire > NOR
Andersen > Struijk
Ekitike > JP

JP 🧢

Good luck everyone 🍻
April 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM