Jason Kamphaugh
@kamphaugh.bsky.social
I make things that pretend they're other things and spend way too much time thinking about comic books.
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“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI ...
theonion.com
September 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
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Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
September 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
static.klipy.com
August 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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This actually made me cry in a pub
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
August 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This actually made me cry in a pub
At Hy-Vee & I have questions:
*Why are there so many middle aged men here who are wearing bandanas?
*Is this some new trend that no one's told me about?
*Do *I* need to get a bandana?
*What kind of bandana should I get?
*If I choose the wrong bandana, will I ignite a gang war?
*Why are there so many middle aged men here who are wearing bandanas?
*Is this some new trend that no one's told me about?
*Do *I* need to get a bandana?
*What kind of bandana should I get?
*If I choose the wrong bandana, will I ignite a gang war?
August 23, 2026 at 9:38 PM
At Hy-Vee & I have questions:
*Why are there so many middle aged men here who are wearing bandanas?
*Is this some new trend that no one's told me about?
*Do *I* need to get a bandana?
*What kind of bandana should I get?
*If I choose the wrong bandana, will I ignite a gang war?
*Why are there so many middle aged men here who are wearing bandanas?
*Is this some new trend that no one's told me about?
*Do *I* need to get a bandana?
*What kind of bandana should I get?
*If I choose the wrong bandana, will I ignite a gang war?
As the doctor left the room, he said to me "Don't drink and don't smoke."
Sir, I am in my 5th decade of life. If those aren't my vices by now, odds are they never will be.
Sir, I am in my 5th decade of life. If those aren't my vices by now, odds are they never will be.
August 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
As the doctor left the room, he said to me "Don't drink and don't smoke."
Sir, I am in my 5th decade of life. If those aren't my vices by now, odds are they never will be.
Sir, I am in my 5th decade of life. If those aren't my vices by now, odds are they never will be.
The problem, as always, is the muffin tins.
August 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The problem, as always, is the muffin tins.
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When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots."
Well, dots connected:
www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
Well, dots connected:
www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.
www.wired.com
July 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots."
Well, dots connected:
www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
Well, dots connected:
www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
If one of these archeologists start talking about how precious one of the rings is, we should be very concerned.
Two gold rings aged around 2,000 years old were discovered during an excavation at a new archaeological site in western Thailand, officials said.
Gold rings around 2,000 years old found during dig at Thailand archaeological site
Officials in Thailand have discovered two gold rings that are around 2,000 years old. They were found last week during an excavation at the Don Yai Thong site in Phetchaburi province about 130 kilometers southwest of Bangkok.
bit.ly
July 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
If one of these archeologists start talking about how precious one of the rings is, we should be very concerned.
Could we please get @hwinkler4real.bsky.social playing Burgum on SNL?
STEPHANOPOULOS: Trump has repeatedly claimed vandals cut a 350 foot gash. That claim is echoed in a legal filing by your department. What evidence do you have?
BURGUM: Ah, well we have the actual cuts that were made
S: There's a 350 foot gash?
B: Well it's multiple gashes that add up to 350 feet
BURGUM: Ah, well we have the actual cuts that were made
S: There's a 350 foot gash?
B: Well it's multiple gashes that add up to 350 feet
July 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Could we please get @hwinkler4real.bsky.social playing Burgum on SNL?
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"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé
July 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé
@realrayporter.bsky.social Hello, Mr. Porter. Currently listening to your reading of @scottsigler.bsky.social 's Voidstrike. Excellent (or more appropriately "maaaaaagnificent") work as always. I've enjoyed every narration I've heard you do. Thanks for sharing your talent with us!
June 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
@realrayporter.bsky.social Hello, Mr. Porter. Currently listening to your reading of @scottsigler.bsky.social 's Voidstrike. Excellent (or more appropriately "maaaaaagnificent") work as always. I've enjoyed every narration I've heard you do. Thanks for sharing your talent with us!
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
@bobcratchitt.bsky.social Hello! What's your take on the team news, both the trophy and the team moving away from Martin?
May 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
@bobcratchitt.bsky.social Hello! What's your take on the team news, both the trophy and the team moving away from Martin?
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And evergreen advice for any kind of alarming email/phone call. Something I have struggled to remember when I've been phished, for real.
May 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
And evergreen advice for any kind of alarming email/phone call. Something I have struggled to remember when I've been phished, for real.
This is strangely both an Onion story and not an "Onion story".
1. Onion story - story about the Onion
2. "Onion story" - short hand to indicate that a story has to be a parody
1. Onion story - story about the Onion
2. "Onion story" - short hand to indicate that a story has to be a parody
April 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This is strangely both an Onion story and not an "Onion story".
1. Onion story - story about the Onion
2. "Onion story" - short hand to indicate that a story has to be a parody
1. Onion story - story about the Onion
2. "Onion story" - short hand to indicate that a story has to be a parody
For the people in the back!
EVERY
SPORTING
EVENT
IS
BETTER
WHEN
CALLED
BY
KEVIN
HARLAN!
EVERY
SPORTING
EVENT
IS
BETTER
WHEN
CALLED
BY
KEVIN
HARLAN!
April 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
For the people in the back!
EVERY
SPORTING
EVENT
IS
BETTER
WHEN
CALLED
BY
KEVIN
HARLAN!
EVERY
SPORTING
EVENT
IS
BETTER
WHEN
CALLED
BY
KEVIN
HARLAN!
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was once New Amsterdam.
April 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
was once New Amsterdam.
People need to be more willing to look at a thing, internally say "Well, that's not for me", and just move on with their lives without further comment.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
People need to be more willing to look at a thing, internally say "Well, that's not for me", and just move on with their lives without further comment.
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I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
Unanticipated benefit of being empty nesters: being able to wrap Christmas gifts on the dining room table instead of sitting on the bedroom floor.
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Unanticipated benefit of being empty nesters: being able to wrap Christmas gifts on the dining room table instead of sitting on the bedroom floor.
Last night, my daughter asked if I would do a mock grad school interview with her to help her prepare. Couple of things:
1. I'm happy to help her out and applaud her drive to be as prepared as she possibly can.
2. I'm trying to figure out what my interview persona will be. Anyone have suggestions?
1. I'm happy to help her out and applaud her drive to be as prepared as she possibly can.
2. I'm trying to figure out what my interview persona will be. Anyone have suggestions?
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Last night, my daughter asked if I would do a mock grad school interview with her to help her prepare. Couple of things:
1. I'm happy to help her out and applaud her drive to be as prepared as she possibly can.
2. I'm trying to figure out what my interview persona will be. Anyone have suggestions?
1. I'm happy to help her out and applaud her drive to be as prepared as she possibly can.
2. I'm trying to figure out what my interview persona will be. Anyone have suggestions?
You've heard of the Engineering Triangle where there's quality, time, and cost and you get to pick two.
I've found that my brain has a similar thing with the members of the band The Police. It can retain two of their names at any given time, but not all three.
I've found that my brain has a similar thing with the members of the band The Police. It can retain two of their names at any given time, but not all three.
October 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You've heard of the Engineering Triangle where there's quality, time, and cost and you get to pick two.
I've found that my brain has a similar thing with the members of the band The Police. It can retain two of their names at any given time, but not all three.
I've found that my brain has a similar thing with the members of the band The Police. It can retain two of their names at any given time, but not all three.
Sometimes, I'm not sure if the football players are celebrating a good play or wanting me to steal second.
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sometimes, I'm not sure if the football players are celebrating a good play or wanting me to steal second.
Just realized it's already new season day in the UK! Up the Blues!
August 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Just realized it's already new season day in the UK! Up the Blues!