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smashing the patriarchy
So a cute fun thing I do is refuse to watch trailers because I don’t like spoilers
And then ask my boyfriend questions about what’s going to be in the show or movie
Knowing full well he can say nothing nor have any sort of facial expression change because again, I don’t like spoilers
October 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Today is also not that day.
I’m sure there will probably be a day when I can listen to Long Live without crying, but today is not that day.
October 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I understand poison is bad for animals and the environment and my vegetarian hippie soul is on board with that but the non evolved part of me can NOT handle rodents so like can we do something with hawks maybe?
October 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I remembered the phrase “to a permanent end” and thought it was Hamlet when it was in fact John Cena I would have a dime. And that’s not a lot, but it’s still pretty weird.
October 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
a Matty Healy song? In this economy?
September 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
OK nobody told me about resin
But also, new Taylor Swift music drops in 13 minutes
So
September 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I just watched an episode from season 2 of Nathan For You and I’m just saying that I think there’s a non-zero chance that the entire Theranos thing was just a NFY episode gone way too far.
Like, who initially reached out to who? Why A24? WHEN did the initial reaching out happen? How much of Fielder’s work did they watch before saying yes? How much of the yes had to do with the fact that he knows Bob/Sterling?
September 24, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I just gave one of my purse stash non-paper straws to a distressed person at a coffee shop so what I’m saying is who’s coming to my Nobel peace prize ceremony
September 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Another hidden perk is that when I need a specialist appointment I don’t need to make three separate phone calls, I simply visit a student at work and she books it for me and tells me she’ll text me if a cancellation pops up.
What’s a hidden perk of your job because one of mine is I will never need to worry I’m getting too much salt in my diet
September 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I just feel like it’s not fair that tom cruise gets to hang out with Taylor Swift and I don’t
September 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Apparently the gender neutral pronoun folks are using in French is “iel”, pronounced “ee-yel” and conjugated just like il/elle and I’m adding this to the list of soft things to think about when I am stressed out because it’s just so reasonable and obvious and lovely.
September 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Fuck stan bowman though
September 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
One thing I’m curious to discover is at which age comfort books stop being comforting because I’m 40 years old and I can’t sleep so I’m downloading my comfort books to put onto my new kobo. I first read these books when I was 12.
September 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
If I was allowed to have a heated blanket, I think I’d happily go to prison
September 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Went to the Charlie Kirk memorial
Intentionally dressed like I had ancestors on the mayflower and like talking about it
Stopped a few cops from yelling at people
Saw a nazi yelling at a youth™️ so I blew his candle out and a cop had to stop him from shoving me
September 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Maybe this is what happens when you buy mummified cats
September 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
So I was already 100% in on the You Can See Everything documentary because I appreciate women in male-dominated fields and Elizabeth Holmes has the audacityTM, but I was only passively aware of Nathan Fielder and now I’ve watched S1E1 of Nathan for You and I have so. Many. Questions.
September 9, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I now can’t stop thinking about the prairies. Like, if you woke up in the middle of a field of wheat how would you orient your way out with no fucking mountains or trees or water anywhere?And people say there are no rats in Alberta but WHAT IF THEYRE ALL IN THE WHEAT FIELDS?
September 8, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Like I’ve never been a prairie person but if I was the kind of person to be wistful for shovelling snow for 8 months of the year and wondering what the fuck hides in endless fields of wheat for the other 4 months, this would be enough for me to never go there ever
Parents of girls over 12 all over Alberta are now receiving “permission forms” requiring their birth sex as female in order to participate in sports as a result of the Government of Alberta’s
“Fairness and Safety in Sport Act”. The more parents who file a challenge in response, the better.
September 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
A thing that I miss is the escalator ramps at the old walmart at guildford mall.

A thing I do not miss is working at starbucks and listening to people order “frapppppps” all day. Say the full word.
September 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I think we can all agree that if even one member of Fleetwood Mac had gone to therapy, we wouldn’t have Rumours. Maybe it’s ok to raw dog life a little.
September 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Commuting thought:
Is the guy in a Spiderman suit that plays the saxophone at skytrain stations the same guy that wears a Spiderman suit and skateboards around downtown with a backpack?
September 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So fun fact, there is no standardized protocol for RCMP when they wish to contact you. This means that they can call you 12x within the space of half an hour at 11:30 at night and send vaguely threatening texts to you without providing you with their name or a case number.
September 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I sincerely hope they respond by posting instructional videos on how to correctly do a bench press. He needs the help.
September 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Sometimes having a calendar app with events in it is a good thing because like there’s no way tomorrow isn’t going to be fantastic and it’s just nice to have a reminder of that
August 29, 2026 at 7:43 AM