karlgerm
@karlgerm.com
video games player • twitch streamer • dark souls speedrunner • friend of cats • Every F’n FF podcast host • aspiring kaizo fella • trans rights • free Palestine • go Flyers • go birds
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karlgerm
@karlgerm.com
· Apr 3
I’m karl! twitch streamer, Dark Souls speedrunner, did some GDQ runs… I talk about Final Fantasy on Every F’n FF. I did the worm in an Andrew WK music video and was on an episode of Orange Is The New Black (because I thought it’d be funny to get to say that.) I’m gonna get back into making music 🔜.
hell yeah this is the voice I’ve always used for the stupid clips I’ve posted on TikTok (including the Elden Ring DLC Skyrim shitpost that has almost 1 million views lmao)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8TDYoyy/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8TDYoyy/
September 22, 2026 at 12:23 PM
hell yeah this is the voice I’ve always used for the stupid clips I’ve posted on TikTok (including the Elden Ring DLC Skyrim shitpost that has almost 1 million views lmao)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8TDYoyy/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8TDYoyy/
I regret to inform you this meme has a high likelihood to be evergreen this season as well
September 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I regret to inform you this meme has a high likelihood to be evergreen this season as well
fuck I forgot the Flyers power play sucks
September 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
fuck I forgot the Flyers power play sucks
because it’s physically impossible for me to sit still this month, I have yet another speedrun event. so stoked SCM is back and that I get to run Nightreign All Characters with @bertoplease.bsky.social and @danthevp.bsky.social on Thursday benefitting @savethechildren.org!
ong.run/scm2026/main
ong.run/scm2026/main
September 21, 2026 at 11:37 PM
because it’s physically impossible for me to sit still this month, I have yet another speedrun event. so stoked SCM is back and that I get to run Nightreign All Characters with @bertoplease.bsky.social and @danthevp.bsky.social on Thursday benefitting @savethechildren.org!
ong.run/scm2026/main
ong.run/scm2026/main
it would be so funny if It Happened and there were no reporters there to cover it
September 21, 2026 at 7:26 PM
it would be so funny if It Happened and there were no reporters there to cover it
do you think Fish wants me to get up and feed him breakfast?
September 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
do you think Fish wants me to get up and feed him breakfast?
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every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little
September 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little
probably a boring answer but
September 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
probably a boring answer but
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TELL ME AGAIN JALEN HURTS ISN’T ELITE.
September 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
TELL ME AGAIN JALEN HURTS ISN’T ELITE.
ugh. I’m fucking tired, man
Team Behind Popular Ocarina Of Time PC Port Admit To Using AI For Years, And Now Fans Are Freaking Out About 'Vibecoded Slop'
Team Behind Popular Ocarina Of Time PC Port Admit To Using AI For Years And Now Fans Are Freaking Out About 'Vibecoded Slop' - Kotaku
When asked what version of Ship of Harkinian doesn't contain LLM content, a dev said 'I don't know'
kotaku.com
September 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
ugh. I’m fucking tired, man
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Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
September 20, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
I forget the source of it but someone on TikTok referred to Jalen Hurts as “90s fine” and that is so true and I think about it every time I see him
September 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I forget the source of it but someone on TikTok referred to Jalen Hurts as “90s fine” and that is so true and I think about it every time I see him
TANK BIGSBY!!!
youtu.be/EL-D9LrFJd4
youtu.be/EL-D9LrFJd4
Cowboy Bebop - Opening | Tank!
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
youtu.be
September 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
TANK BIGSBY!!!
youtu.be/EL-D9LrFJd4
youtu.be/EL-D9LrFJd4
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Runner. Commentator. Host. Social Media Assistant.
I put so much of myself into this week because I love this community and all of the causes that we support with all of my heart.
The work that we do is often silly, and very often chaotic, but it makes such a massive impact on the world. 💜💛
I put so much of myself into this week because I love this community and all of the causes that we support with all of my heart.
The work that we do is often silly, and very often chaotic, but it makes such a massive impact on the world. 💜💛
🏁 TIME 🏁 #FlameFatales 2026 has raised a total amount of $132,100 for Malala Fund!
Thank you to everyone behind-the-scenes who made this marathon possible, and to all of YOU for your incredible support of girls' education.
See you at #FrostFatales 2027 from March 14-20, 2027!! 💜💛
STAY WIGGLY!!
Thank you to everyone behind-the-scenes who made this marathon possible, and to all of YOU for your incredible support of girls' education.
See you at #FrostFatales 2027 from March 14-20, 2027!! 💜💛
STAY WIGGLY!!
September 20, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Runner. Commentator. Host. Social Media Assistant.
I put so much of myself into this week because I love this community and all of the causes that we support with all of my heart.
The work that we do is often silly, and very often chaotic, but it makes such a massive impact on the world. 💜💛
I put so much of myself into this week because I love this community and all of the causes that we support with all of my heart.
The work that we do is often silly, and very often chaotic, but it makes such a massive impact on the world. 💜💛
wait the Titans QB is named Cam Ward? that is going to be very confusing for me
September 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
wait the Titans QB is named Cam Ward? that is going to be very confusing for me
yesterday was an extremely long day with a lot of travel so I wasn’t able to stay awake for the Flame Fatales finale but I just watched it and I feel so lucky to have been able to be a small part of this event for the incredible Frame Fatales community. you all absolutely crushed it
September 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
yesterday was an extremely long day with a lot of travel so I wasn’t able to stay awake for the Flame Fatales finale but I just watched it and I feel so lucky to have been able to be a small part of this event for the incredible Frame Fatales community. you all absolutely crushed it
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We are getting closer to the end of #FlameFatales (NOOOO) and wanted to shout out our awesome volunteers who have been slinging memes and clips galore all week!
consider them:
the Flame Fatales 2026 Meme Team!
consider them:
the Flame Fatales 2026 Meme Team!
September 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We are getting closer to the end of #FlameFatales (NOOOO) and wanted to shout out our awesome volunteers who have been slinging memes and clips galore all week!
consider them:
the Flame Fatales 2026 Meme Team!
consider them:
the Flame Fatales 2026 Meme Team!
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Big congrats to @karlgerm.com on breaking the Dark Souls Canal Street% speedrunning record during @nyvgcc.bsky.social 📓⚔️
September 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Big congrats to @karlgerm.com on breaking the Dark Souls Canal Street% speedrunning record during @nyvgcc.bsky.social 📓⚔️
genuinely so hard to compete with something like this.
We passed $1800 during the dark souls speedrun from @karlgerm.com but more importantly SOMEONE BROUGHT A KITTY
September 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
genuinely so hard to compete with something like this.
loved hearing about a donation from the GOAT @airbagged.bsky.social
September 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
loved hearing about a donation from the GOAT @airbagged.bsky.social
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We are at $920 and we stlil have so much cool shit coming up!
- @karlgerm.com Dark Souls speed run
- Cliffy B interview
- @stephentotilo.bsky.social interviewing Control Resonant dev
- Pokemon Champions
- me interviewing Abu Salim
Watch: Twitch.tv/nyvgcc
Donate: t.co/K9OBOGb7HX
- @karlgerm.com Dark Souls speed run
- Cliffy B interview
- @stephentotilo.bsky.social interviewing Control Resonant dev
- Pokemon Champions
- me interviewing Abu Salim
Watch: Twitch.tv/nyvgcc
Donate: t.co/K9OBOGb7HX
September 19, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We are at $920 and we stlil have so much cool shit coming up!
- @karlgerm.com Dark Souls speed run
- Cliffy B interview
- @stephentotilo.bsky.social interviewing Control Resonant dev
- Pokemon Champions
- me interviewing Abu Salim
Watch: Twitch.tv/nyvgcc
Donate: t.co/K9OBOGb7HX
- @karlgerm.com Dark Souls speed run
- Cliffy B interview
- @stephentotilo.bsky.social interviewing Control Resonant dev
- Pokemon Champions
- me interviewing Abu Salim
Watch: Twitch.tv/nyvgcc
Donate: t.co/K9OBOGb7HX
easily the most chaotic run I’ve ever done but very possibly one of the most fun one I’ve ever done. this is such a cool event
September 19, 2026 at 10:07 PM
easily the most chaotic run I’ve ever done but very possibly one of the most fun one I’ve ever done. this is such a cool event
traffic and finding parking tried to stop me but I’m here and ready to speedrun some Dark Souls for this incredibly cool event! Hope to see yall in chat!
twitch.tv/nyvgcc
twitch.tv/nyvgcc
We are LIVE with our Back-To-School Stream! Join now!
NYVGCC PWP Stream 2026
YouTube video by NYVGCC
www.youtube.com
September 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
traffic and finding parking tried to stop me but I’m here and ready to speedrun some Dark Souls for this incredibly cool event! Hope to see yall in chat!
twitch.tv/nyvgcc
twitch.tv/nyvgcc