Kasper Frederik Christiansen
@kasperfc.bsky.social
EN/DK/father/husband/teacher/writer
I write stuff... Mostly jokes, poems and memes... Sometimes stories...
In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙
I write stuff... Mostly jokes, poems and memes... Sometimes stories...
In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙
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Foxes can hear small animals moving underground... I guess they’re great at digging up information... 😏
September 6, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Foxes can hear small animals moving underground... I guess they’re great at digging up information... 😏
The ampersand symbol "&" was once considered part of the English alphabet... I guess it really wanted to be included & all... 😏
September 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The ampersand symbol "&" was once considered part of the English alphabet... I guess it really wanted to be included & all... 😏
The small pocket inside the front pocket of jeans was originally designed to hold a pocket watch... I guess that’s where people used to waist their time... 😏
September 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
The small pocket inside the front pocket of jeans was originally designed to hold a pocket watch... I guess that’s where people used to waist their time... 😏
Happens all the time... 😂
August 23, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Happens all the time... 😂
The Rubik’s Cube was invented in 1974 by Hungarian professor Ernő Rubik, and he initially struggled to solve his own creation... I guess he really got himself into a twist... 😏
August 23, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The Rubik’s Cube was invented in 1974 by Hungarian professor Ernő Rubik, and he initially struggled to solve his own creation... I guess he really got himself into a twist... 😏
Nintendo started making Japanese playing cards in 1889, nearly a century before releasing its first home video-game machines... I guess they were playing the long game... 😏
August 23, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Nintendo started making Japanese playing cards in 1889, nearly a century before releasing its first home video-game machines... I guess they were playing the long game... 😏
Experience is what you get right after you needed it... We often learn this the tough way... 😂
August 23, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Experience is what you get right after you needed it... We often learn this the tough way... 😂
Yea... The struggle... The feelings... Difficult to control... 😂
August 23, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Yea... The struggle... The feelings... Difficult to control... 😂
This kinda speaks for itself... What a madman he is... 😑
July 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM
This kinda speaks for itself... What a madman he is... 😑
Beneath The Dark (1/3)
Your hand found mine beneath the moonless sky,
I stopped pretending I was brave nearby,
The dark grew softer, folding every fear,
Because your fingers told me you were near.
Your hand found mine beneath the moonless sky,
I stopped pretending I was brave nearby,
The dark grew softer, folding every fear,
Because your fingers told me you were near.
July 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Beneath The Dark (1/3)
Your hand found mine beneath the moonless sky,
I stopped pretending I was brave nearby,
The dark grew softer, folding every fear,
Because your fingers told me you were near.
Your hand found mine beneath the moonless sky,
I stopped pretending I was brave nearby,
The dark grew softer, folding every fear,
Because your fingers told me you were near.
Sometimes I'm quite the bad boy... My guilty pleasure is eating a share size bag of candy all by myself......... 🤫😂
July 25, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Sometimes I'm quite the bad boy... My guilty pleasure is eating a share size bag of candy all by myself......... 🤫😂
Happy Friday to everyone! 🤩🎉
July 24, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Happy Friday to everyone! 🤩🎉
A cloud applied for a loan, but the bank rejected it because its assets were too liquid... Hihihi. 😏
July 24, 2026 at 7:13 AM
A cloud applied for a loan, but the bank rejected it because its assets were too liquid... Hihihi. 😏
Once a gamer... Always a gamer! 🤩
July 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Once a gamer... Always a gamer! 🤩
Good morning friends! Here's a joke to start the day:
Why was the horse always calm?
Because it was emotionally stable... That's a mane trait! 😂👌
Why was the horse always calm?
Because it was emotionally stable... That's a mane trait! 😂👌
July 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Good morning friends! Here's a joke to start the day:
Why was the horse always calm?
Because it was emotionally stable... That's a mane trait! 😂👌
Why was the horse always calm?
Because it was emotionally stable... That's a mane trait! 😂👌
Ridiculous Together
You wore my scarf and danced across the street,
Like shame had finally admitted defeat,
I laughed so hard my face forgot its cool,
While strangers saw us acting like a fool.
You wore my scarf and danced across the street,
Like shame had finally admitted defeat,
I laughed so hard my face forgot its cool,
While strangers saw us acting like a fool.
July 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Ridiculous Together
You wore my scarf and danced across the street,
Like shame had finally admitted defeat,
I laughed so hard my face forgot its cool,
While strangers saw us acting like a fool.
You wore my scarf and danced across the street,
Like shame had finally admitted defeat,
I laughed so hard my face forgot its cool,
While strangers saw us acting like a fool.
In Denmark, when you buy groceries certain places, you get a couple a packs with football cards from this FIFA World Cup. Today I just got a new card, and to be honest, it's the one I'm the most excited about! Thank you all for an awesome World Cup 2026! 🤩
July 22, 2026 at 10:43 AM
In Denmark, when you buy groceries certain places, you get a couple a packs with football cards from this FIFA World Cup. Today I just got a new card, and to be honest, it's the one I'm the most excited about! Thank you all for an awesome World Cup 2026! 🤩
Good mornin' friends! Have a joke:
My neighbor talks to his plants every morning. Judging by his garden, they’ve started ignoring him too...
Just let this joke grow a little, then maybe it'll bloom... 😏
My neighbor talks to his plants every morning. Judging by his garden, they’ve started ignoring him too...
Just let this joke grow a little, then maybe it'll bloom... 😏
July 22, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Good mornin' friends! Have a joke:
My neighbor talks to his plants every morning. Judging by his garden, they’ve started ignoring him too...
Just let this joke grow a little, then maybe it'll bloom... 😏
My neighbor talks to his plants every morning. Judging by his garden, they’ve started ignoring him too...
Just let this joke grow a little, then maybe it'll bloom... 😏
Hello friends! 🤩
After a long break from Bluesky I'm back. I was a little annoyed about the algorithm and how difficult it is to spread some love and joy (unless one only reply to the big account's posts). Now, I'm back and doing my thing! Jokes, poems, stories, good comments and love incoming! 🫶
After a long break from Bluesky I'm back. I was a little annoyed about the algorithm and how difficult it is to spread some love and joy (unless one only reply to the big account's posts). Now, I'm back and doing my thing! Jokes, poems, stories, good comments and love incoming! 🫶
July 22, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Hello friends! 🤩
After a long break from Bluesky I'm back. I was a little annoyed about the algorithm and how difficult it is to spread some love and joy (unless one only reply to the big account's posts). Now, I'm back and doing my thing! Jokes, poems, stories, good comments and love incoming! 🫶
After a long break from Bluesky I'm back. I was a little annoyed about the algorithm and how difficult it is to spread some love and joy (unless one only reply to the big account's posts). Now, I'm back and doing my thing! Jokes, poems, stories, good comments and love incoming! 🫶
Tarantulas can regrow lost legs when they molt. I guess they’re great at starting off on the right foot again... 😏
June 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Tarantulas can regrow lost legs when they molt. I guess they’re great at starting off on the right foot again... 😏
Hah, went down memeory lane... Couldn't resist! 😂🤣
June 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Hah, went down memeory lane... Couldn't resist! 😂🤣
I like bananas, but there is no dramatic way to eat a banana... you will always look unsure... And no eye contact while eating the banana... 😖
March 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I like bananas, but there is no dramatic way to eat a banana... you will always look unsure... And no eye contact while eating the banana... 😖