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🧿Kat🪬
@katastr0phe.bsky.social
WTF. Over.

/ˈkæt/ • noun
ˈsmɔːl • səˈkæs.tɪk • ˈθrɛt
ˈmeɪ.kɚ əv ɑːrt ænd ˈkwɛs.tʃən.ə.bəl dɪˈsɪʒ.ənz
ˈnɑːt fər ˈɛv.riˌwʌn/

Livin’ in The Garden of Good and Evil

/ˈstɔː.kɚz/ • juː ɡaɪz ʃʊd ɡɛt ə ˈhɑː.bi/
/rɛnt friː/

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What I learned at work today..

The U.S. Postal Service once let people MAIL THEIR CHILDREN because postage was cheaper than a train ticket is exactly the kind of American history I want to learn.

MERICA! 🇺🇸

“Visiting Grandma.”
“How’d she get there?”
“Parcel Post. 53¢.”

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED😹📦📬
September 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
My storage capacity for my agencies acronyms has officially been exceeded. Must delete three obsolete forms and reboot…
Beep boop 🤖
😹my brain is fried after today!
Is it bourbon o’clock yet 🥃
Raccoon Playing with an Abacus
ALT: Raccoon Playing with an Abacus
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September 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
In the late 1980’s I was 5’ but probably 5’6 with the hair. This is about accurate on the look 😹😹
September 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Chilean Sea Bass, Persian style in the ATL with that someone…
The Naan brought back some memories of my childhood with it’s authentic flavor 🫶
September 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The Braves, good company, 98° in the ATL, a dog and a beer 🍺 it’s a good day
August 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
the Verizon lady trying to upgrade my phone after telling her I thought my phone updated and backed itself up😬

Ma’am. = Please listen to me.
MA’AM. = What did you just touch?
Ma’am, no. = We discussed this.
Ma’am, please don’t do that anymore. = I am begging you as one human being to another.
😹😹😹
August 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Just shut out the noise and life gets better. See the beauty in everything the world offers you..
August 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Oof, hard week at work, but I do work with some great people and that makes it all worth it.

Time to relax and enjoy the weekend, just ignore the noise of all the ugly and hateful people in this world. Hate ages you…
August 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’d try to be the bigger person but, I’m only 5’2…
August 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I find myself spending less time on this app and more and more on another platform where it is much quieter, much more privacy, with less trash and less pot stirrers…
Protect what matters, ignore the rest!
August 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
August 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
August 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Everyone on this planet needs to watch Spielbergs Disclosure Day!!
It is my belief that it will affect even the most hardened hardcore angry person, no matter your background
Nobody can make you see clearly like Spielberg can

Sometimes we need to see anothers point of view, so we can see ourselves
July 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Added a new original painting by my amazing friend Duane Potosky to my collection…
Happy girl I am!
July 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
July 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Someone sent this to me

Rude…
July 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Pretty much
July 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Had surgery on Thursday and not only am I allergic to anesthesia which always makes for a fun day but it turns out I’m also allergic to the surgical glue they used on the incision site. I’m a mess but I’m fine, I have a foreign object permanently residing in my chest but I’m fine, it’s fine…
Sweet Dreams
ALT: Sweet Dreams
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July 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
July 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
July 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Facts!
July 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Got my grid sketch done for my next piece.This one is gonna be a challenge to sketch on the canvas since I’m doing an oversized canvas but that’s what the grid is for. This originally was a photo captured by Sgt. Heath in Afghanistan needs to have a large presence so I’m planning on doing a 40x40 ©️
July 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
July 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes you just need to get that toxicity out of your life and like magic, you can see the beauty again ✨
July 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
What the hell 109° 🥵in the shade 🫠
July 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM