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KazJester
@kazjester.bsky.social
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Living my life one Rocko's Modern Life reference at a time. I draw cartoony things that suck. I mean that literally & draw/talk abstract kinks! (coughs dust like the antique vacuum he is) Hermit mode activated.
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KazJester @kazjester.bsky.social · Sep 14
When I say I draw cartoony things that suck I really mean it 📌
male coyote vs acme coyote_vs_acme fanart wile wile_e wile_e_coyote road runner roadrunner road_runner vacme vacuum vore vacuum_cleaner vacuum_vore peril suction sucked hang_on sugophilia bugs bunny bugs_bunny jumpsuit jumpsuits desert windy looney tunes toons looney_tunes [content: vacuum vore, object pred, vore day, voreday, 8/8] Mu, a floating pair of sentient cartoon toon eyes, hides behind a couch as a capybara vacuums nearby a concerned rat. Mu possesses the vacuum and tries to suck up the rat, who holds on against the suction. The rat is sucked in feet-first, and is quickly swallowed by the living vacuum as the capybara tries to get them out. The capybara is sucked in head first, Mu successfully swallowing both whole into the bucket of the vacuum cleaner. [vacuum vore, soft/safe, sugophilia, object pred] a desk lamp on a table is sucking in a brown furred dog woman headfirst, she's sucked into the small hammerspace lamp, her feet sticking out of its mouth, she's then gulped down and in the lamp's belly, which lets out a little burp Terra hangs onto a pod as the exit opens up and tries to suck her out of the room like a vacuum airlock, she calls out for Gayle but let's go and is sucked down a winding pink tube
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alsnapz.bsky.social
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Gridiron has always been a personal favorite of mine: big, chonky, bully magmagator is hard to beat 👀 So I finally got around to getting a ref for the big feller!

#HelixFTW
🎨 Amazing Ref done by @karvivore.bsky.social ! It came out so perfectly for the big lad. 👀
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October 24, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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kazjester.bsky.social
Sucked Into a Desk Lamp

She thought it was kind of weird the lamp didn't have a light bulb, and looked more like a vacuum funnel... then it sucked like a vacuum funnel 🌪️
[vacuum vore, soft/safe, sugophilia, object pred] a desk lamp on a table is sucking in a brown furred dog woman headfirst, she's sucked into the small hammerspace lamp, her feet sticking out of its mouth, she's then gulped down and in the lamp's belly, which lets out a little burp a desk lamp on a table is sucking in a brown furred dog woman headfirst she's sucked into the small hammerspace lamp, her feet sticking out of its mouth she's then gulped down and in the lamp's belly, which lets out a little burp
July 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
Over exposure to vacuums in Vactober leads to a soft toony Nullvember, naturally.
November 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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yveltzilla.bsky.social
the legends say in the night of halloweeen some planes disappear!! all fault of the hunger HII plane!! be careful your machine is not safe this day!! >:D
gonna get gurgled

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS!!

#vore
October 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
Reminder to check your candy for micros 🍬
November 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
Waiter there's a...actually this is fine.
October 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Happy Halloween! Remember when cleaning after the festivities, to not mistake any ghoulish guests for props!
October 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
Loved one locked up for telling them they took your breath away 😔

Kissing vacuum cleaners, also banned... let's not even discuss being eaten by one...
October 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Vacuum fact of the day:
Commonwealth nations actually tag it as hoover vore
October 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
I feel like a Mu comic or shortform animation/animatic series would go well...
October 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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sofmallow.bsky.social
[ vore , compression , object pred ]
lamp fast travel system
A sequence showing Cheesecake (he/him), a white furred anthropomorphic wolf being swallowed by a wall lamp head-first. The scene is implied to be taking place inside Hotel (she/her), a living hotel building. More of him is pulled into the head of the lamp, stretching out the flexible stem as his form travels down it with the lamp visibly struggling with the weight. The lamp squeezes him into the base leading into the wall, the bulge somehow fitting through it, while the light of the lamp turns back on again looking somewhat relieved. A square with text saying "Somewhere else inside Hotel" shows Cheesecake being spat onto the floor by different table lamp, him having traveled around the hotel via being eaten by them.
October 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
If haunted TVs weren't meant to be sucked into, then why were they designed like big rectangular portal mouths?
kazjester.bsky.social KazJester @kazjester.bsky.social · Oct 30
Vactober 2024 -
TV
Woman in a jumpsuit hangs into a couch as a flatscreen TV sucks in the face of a man [vacuum vore]
October 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
I miss when RPGs had unhinged battle systems...
October 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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fossekall.bsky.social
One should always read instruction manuals, they may have rules about how to use your new fancy piece of tech.

Never know what may happen if you don't, unless you are Jake, who in that case should have seen it coming from a mile away.

Featuring @steampson.bsky.social
#voretober #voretober2026
Voretober 24 | Rules by Fossekall -- Fur Affinity [dot] net
Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!
www.xfuraffinity.net
October 28, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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fossekall.bsky.social
As long as you follow routines when collecting waste, it's no big deal if you hear some odd sounds here and there. Even if it very much was so for Jake in this case.. Oh well, malfunctions happen!

Obtained by @steampson.bsky.social from @dabeitshere.bsky.social, guest starring me!
#vaccumvore
A comic showing a Sergal named Jake, who is cleaning in his apartment in the first panel. Then in the second one, he's feeling an inexplicable bout of suction pulling at him. In the third one he's holding onto a door as something threatens to suck him away. In the fourth one we can see everything he owns, and him, are being sucked into a wide open garbage chute. In the fifth panel, a vacuum truck parked outside the building has his squirming bulge being sucked away through the hose, letting out a muffled noise. In the sixth and final panel, the deer Dereck and the bear Marat who operates the truck has heard a suspicious noise from behind, but they then dismiss it as something not unusual, even if a major malfunction of the central vacuum system of the sergals apartment building has just happened.
October 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
kazjester.bsky.social
Mu is that rare (pun not intended) new character I want to keep doing more with. I feel like I found something that feels pretty fresh to me 👀
kazjester.bsky.social KazJester @kazjester.bsky.social · Jul 26
I had to give the idea a shot! Working name: Mu!
October 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Going down a rabbit hole of thinking about object preds to ask what about a living rabbit hole?
October 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Chat informing me what an "objectum" is and now the question comes up again of what do you call a living vacuum cleaner that eats people 😭

What about a poltergeist pair of eyes that possesses objects like Mu 👀
October 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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taqdagger407.bsky.social
Bird swallow #2
October 26, 2026 at 6:09 AM
kazjester.bsky.social
Someone using the phrase "funneling hapless citizens into its paid scanner printer" figurative to describe admin processes and my brain going "no but I've drawn that literally"
October 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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denatureda.bsky.social
Bante Feiyisuosi, town fool and phony martial artist. 🦊
Last proper character introduction in a while, I have too many.
October 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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kazjester.bsky.social
How Poly 2.0 catches prey. This simple demonstration should explain everything.
Purple alien with a floating head uses a funnel mouth to suck in another alien in a jumpsuit. Jumpsuited alien disappears into the funnel which transforms into an orb and swallows him into the belly. Impressions of the jumpsuited alien are seen inside the belly pushing out.
October 9, 2023 at 1:19 AM
kazjester.bsky.social
The levels of yearning to make another big animatic have reached critical levels of yearn potential. This time, thinking an animatic about the vacuous, just in time for Nullvember.
October 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
kazjester.bsky.social
Pondering giving Gayle an irrational fear of magician hats, and specifically magician hats 🎩
kazjester.bsky.social KazJester @kazjester.bsky.social · 8d
Vactober 2026 - Mu and the Witch's Hat
[sugophilia, vacuum vore, hammerspace] Gayle the rabbit is sucked into a witch's hat possessed by the toony poltergeist Mu
October 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Mu is the first time in a while I think I've made a brand new character and keep... using them ?!
October 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM