Kristi
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Thought I saw poop in our hallway today. Turns out it was just a doll's head, chillin' on the floor. Parenting really keeps my on my toes! 😂 (But also, thank goodness that wasn't a turd because #pottytrainingwoes 🤣)
August 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Thought I saw poop in our hallway today. Turns out it was just a doll's head, chillin' on the floor. Parenting really keeps my on my toes! 😂 (But also, thank goodness that wasn't a turd because #pottytrainingwoes 🤣)
Me, a woman with seasonal allergies and a bouquet of fresh flowers on her desk: "man, I don't know why I can't stop sneezing today!"
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April 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Me, a woman with seasonal allergies and a bouquet of fresh flowers on her desk: "man, I don't know why I can't stop sneezing today!"
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Maybe they'll find the Epstein files in the Fulton County Board of Elections office . . .
January 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Maybe they'll find the Epstein files in the Fulton County Board of Elections office . . .
My "shower beer" after shoveling the driveway 😌
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
My "shower beer" after shoveling the driveway 😌
I had a goal to read 50 books this year. About 1/3 of the way through book 50 now! 💪🤓📚
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I had a goal to read 50 books this year. About 1/3 of the way through book 50 now! 💪🤓📚
Watching "Ghosts of Christmas Always" now that the kiddos are in bed. ☕️🍪 Have you seen it? Did you like it?
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Watching "Ghosts of Christmas Always" now that the kiddos are in bed. ☕️🍪 Have you seen it? Did you like it?
I just keep messing stuff up the last couple of days and I've gotta say...I'm getting sick and tired of my own crap. Lol
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just keep messing stuff up the last couple of days and I've gotta say...I'm getting sick and tired of my own crap. Lol
I realized I'm ✨️six✨️ books behind on my most favorite book series (the Josie Quinn series by Lisa Regan.) I pre-order before each release, but was burning through my TBR and hadn't caught up. I'm SO excited right now -- I binge books the way people binge TV series. SIX books, y'all!
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I realized I'm ✨️six✨️ books behind on my most favorite book series (the Josie Quinn series by Lisa Regan.) I pre-order before each release, but was burning through my TBR and hadn't caught up. I'm SO excited right now -- I binge books the way people binge TV series. SIX books, y'all!
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Fart jokes get some kids reading, so give them fart jokes
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fart jokes get some kids reading, so give them fart jokes
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How I expected being back on Adderall to go: reading without rereading, finishing tasks from start to finish. How it's going so far: "should I rearrange the furniture?"
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How I expected being back on Adderall to go: reading without rereading, finishing tasks from start to finish. How it's going so far: "should I rearrange the furniture?"
This may be the first year, ever, that I'm not ready to usher in autumn by July. I guess that's the difference of living somewhere with real seasons vs somewhere that's hot 90% of the year. I feel like I can enjoy summer now because it's actually limited!
July 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This may be the first year, ever, that I'm not ready to usher in autumn by July. I guess that's the difference of living somewhere with real seasons vs somewhere that's hot 90% of the year. I feel like I can enjoy summer now because it's actually limited!
Me a couple months ago, while feeling whimsical: "I'm going to chaos garden!" 💃 🌈 🌻 💐🌷🪻⚘️🌱
Me now: "Crap. Which of these are weeds?" 🤦♀️😂
Me now: "Crap. Which of these are weeds?" 🤦♀️😂
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me a couple months ago, while feeling whimsical: "I'm going to chaos garden!" 💃 🌈 🌻 💐🌷🪻⚘️🌱
Me now: "Crap. Which of these are weeds?" 🤦♀️😂
Me now: "Crap. Which of these are weeds?" 🤦♀️😂
I can't wait to put this in our sunroom. It used to be just a plain, white planter #craftprojects #fairyhouse #gardenprojects
June 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I can't wait to put this in our sunroom. It used to be just a plain, white planter #craftprojects #fairyhouse #gardenprojects
A bouquet from our garden 😍 I've dreamed of being able to pick my own bouquet my whole life, and for whatever reason, didn't get into flower gardening until we moved.
May 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A bouquet from our garden 😍 I've dreamed of being able to pick my own bouquet my whole life, and for whatever reason, didn't get into flower gardening until we moved.
Just some pretty flowers from outside this morning.
May 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Just some pretty flowers from outside this morning.
Eggs in our fern for the 2nd year in a row 😍 I wonder what kind of egg this is? I hope they make it! 💓 #garden #porchplants #babybirds
April 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Eggs in our fern for the 2nd year in a row 😍 I wonder what kind of egg this is? I hope they make it! 💓 #garden #porchplants #babybirds
This has been a welcome distraction while home, sick. 🛌 🍵 It's a delightful read, though sad in some parts.
April 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This has been a welcome distraction while home, sick. 🛌 🍵 It's a delightful read, though sad in some parts.
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Aren't these gorgeous up close? 😍 #gardening #springhassprung
April 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Aren't these gorgeous up close? 😍 #gardening #springhassprung
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Cory Booker will break the record for longest Senate floor speech at 7:19 PM EDT. Fewer than 2 hours from now. The record is held by Strom Thurmond, who was arguing for segregation. GO CORY, GO!
April 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Cory Booker will break the record for longest Senate floor speech at 7:19 PM EDT. Fewer than 2 hours from now. The record is held by Strom Thurmond, who was arguing for segregation. GO CORY, GO!