Keith Glaser
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Keith Glaser
@keithglaser.bsky.social
· Oct 7
1st pitch at bedtime. Brewers shut down his parking lot cub scout popcorn sale. Cubs fan spilled drink on new Frelick sherzey. Over an hour to travel 2.5 miles home.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
Undaunted. Core memory made.
Nightmare on Elm Street. I ironically had nightmares for years.
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
October 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Nightmare on Elm Street. I ironically had nightmares for years.
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that hit had a launch angle of 49 degrees and exit velocity of 105mph and in the statcast era that has never once resulted in a home run
Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49°
BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49°
BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
October 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
that hit had a launch angle of 49 degrees and exit velocity of 105mph and in the statcast era that has never once resulted in a home run
Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49°
BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49°
BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
That's some company
250+ strikeouts & 1.80 or lower ERA in a season (ER official since 1913):
2026 Jacob Misiorowski
2018 Jacob deGrom
2000 Pedro Martínez
1985 Dwight Gooden
1971 Tom Seaver
1968 Bob Gibson
1968 Luis Tiant
1966 Sandy Koufax
2026 Jacob Misiorowski
2018 Jacob deGrom
2000 Pedro Martínez
1985 Dwight Gooden
1971 Tom Seaver
1968 Bob Gibson
1968 Luis Tiant
1966 Sandy Koufax
September 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
That's some company
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The Brewers!
98 wins, a franchise record
98 wins, a franchise record
September 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The Brewers!
98 wins, a franchise record
98 wins, a franchise record
@minakimes.bsky.social whatever bs LaFleur just used to wind the clock down should not be allowed. And I'm a packers fan.
September 20, 2026 at 8:23 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social whatever bs LaFleur just used to wind the clock down should not be allowed. And I'm a packers fan.
As a father of two girls and, perhaps more importantly, as a father of a boy, this is an eye-opening article. Teaching and modeling respect is crucial as parents. Apparently there's going to be a time where we need to have some explicit conversations.
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back. www.wired.com/story/burner...
A College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to Work
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back.
www.wired.com
September 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
As a father of two girls and, perhaps more importantly, as a father of a boy, this is an eye-opening article. Teaching and modeling respect is crucial as parents. Apparently there's going to be a time where we need to have some explicit conversations.
Evergreen tweet
Because of course it does, the Brewers' poor ABS usage burns them. Home plate umpire Adam Hamari called what should have been strike three ball four, but the Brewers are out of challenges because of two foolish usages earlier.
Dicey.
Dicey.
Yes, it did not help that the Milwaukee Brewers again did not make the correct ABS decision.
September 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Evergreen tweet
@cyrthogg.bsky.social any scenario in which Fischer makes his MLB debut in the postseason? Shorter bullpens, more bench guys with niche roles...
August 28, 2026 at 3:36 AM
@cyrthogg.bsky.social any scenario in which Fischer makes his MLB debut in the postseason? Shorter bullpens, more bench guys with niche roles...
Bob Brenly just admitted he was a four time winner of the red ass award when he played and you could absolutely knock me over with a feather.
August 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Bob Brenly just admitted he was a four time winner of the red ass award when he played and you could absolutely knock me over with a feather.
@mikepetriello.bsky.social is there a leverage index for challenges? If so, my money is on Gary Sanchez getting the least bang for his buck (batting, catching, whatever).
August 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
@mikepetriello.bsky.social is there a leverage index for challenges? If so, my money is on Gary Sanchez getting the least bang for his buck (batting, catching, whatever).
Again, criticism is subjective! Love when two people I respect put up two completely different takes on a show, movie, etc. right next to each other @mattmitovich.bsky.social @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social @sherinnicole.bsky.social
August 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Again, criticism is subjective! Love when two people I respect put up two completely different takes on a show, movie, etc. right next to each other @mattmitovich.bsky.social @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social @sherinnicole.bsky.social
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on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
August 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
Hey @baldwin.senate.gov what's up?
Which Senate Dems STILL haven't signed onto S.4814 to #ExtendTPS #ProtectHaitians?
Schiff (CA)
Baldwin (WI)
Hassan & Shaheen (NH)
Heinrich (NM)
Kaine & Warner (VA)
Kelly & Gallego (AZ)
Klobuchar (MN)
Fetterman
Peters & Slotkin (MI)
Rosen (NV)
Murphy (CT)
& Ossoff (!)
HAITIANS NEED US - ☎️✊
Schiff (CA)
Baldwin (WI)
Hassan & Shaheen (NH)
Heinrich (NM)
Kaine & Warner (VA)
Kelly & Gallego (AZ)
Klobuchar (MN)
Fetterman
Peters & Slotkin (MI)
Rosen (NV)
Murphy (CT)
& Ossoff (!)
HAITIANS NEED US - ☎️✊
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS & we can still stop it.
Please call your Senator NOW & ask that they sign onto S.4814 & extend TPS for Haitians for 3 years. This will be a catastrophe for our neighbors who have been here legally!! Here's the call script!
drive.google.com/file/d/1XXEs...
Please call your Senator NOW & ask that they sign onto S.4814 & extend TPS for Haitians for 3 years. This will be a catastrophe for our neighbors who have been here legally!! Here's the call script!
drive.google.com/file/d/1XXEs...
August 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hey @baldwin.senate.gov what's up?
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wanted this to be a spoof so so bad, hate that it's real, hideously depressing
August 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
wanted this to be a spoof so so bad, hate that it's real, hideously depressing
Very disappointed my Yordan Alvarez for any 3 prospects not named Jesus didn't make the list
I propose 'em, Curt abhors 'em. Well some of them he likes.
July 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Very disappointed my Yordan Alvarez for any 3 prospects not named Jesus didn't make the list
Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" in 6th grade on cassette. Needless to say I was ... surprised ... when I got home to play it.
Potentially fun prompt: What was the first piece of music you bought for yourself knowing your parents wouldn't approve?
Mine was "The Downward Spiral." Picked up cassette on a trip to a Dewey Beach music store. Had heard "Closer" on MTV (where the "fucks" were muted) and wanted in.
Mine was "The Downward Spiral." Picked up cassette on a trip to a Dewey Beach music store. Had heard "Closer" on MTV (where the "fucks" were muted) and wanted in.
July 22, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" in 6th grade on cassette. Needless to say I was ... surprised ... when I got home to play it.
@slangsonsports.bsky.social how many players have been on multiple, distinct 14 game winning streaks like Durbin, Seigler, and Monasterio have? In back to back seasons no less...
July 22, 2026 at 4:19 AM
@slangsonsports.bsky.social how many players have been on multiple, distinct 14 game winning streaks like Durbin, Seigler, and Monasterio have? In back to back seasons no less...
@cyrthogg.bsky.social Am I correct that the Brewers are not eligible for PPI draft picks due to Miz-related hardware because he did not break camp with the team in 2025?
The player has to get a full year of service in the year his rookie eligibility expires, even though the award is in a later year
The player has to get a full year of service in the year his rookie eligibility expires, even though the award is in a later year
July 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
@cyrthogg.bsky.social Am I correct that the Brewers are not eligible for PPI draft picks due to Miz-related hardware because he did not break camp with the team in 2025?
The player has to get a full year of service in the year his rookie eligibility expires, even though the award is in a later year
The player has to get a full year of service in the year his rookie eligibility expires, even though the award is in a later year
Obviously some surface level stuff and does not include other players in the trade, but hard to say the Brewers got got on this one.
July 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Obviously some surface level stuff and does not include other players in the trade, but hard to say the Brewers got got on this one.
Saw this shirt last night at the Spamalot show in Milwaukee. I'm offering no judgment on the dude - he has confidence I don't. Just thought it was something @dszymborski.fangraphs.com might don
July 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Saw this shirt last night at the Spamalot show in Milwaukee. I'm offering no judgment on the dude - he has confidence I don't. Just thought it was something @dszymborski.fangraphs.com might don
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social you would think Dolan and MSG know that lawsuits mean discovery. How badly would you want to get him in a dep?
July 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social you would think Dolan and MSG know that lawsuits mean discovery. How badly would you want to get him in a dep?
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social look i know circumstances are different, but can your "remember when" tie in this week NOT be disaster series in Pittsburgh leading into the All Star Game?
July 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social look i know circumstances are different, but can your "remember when" tie in this week NOT be disaster series in Pittsburgh leading into the All Star Game?
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social Joe Ryan for Payne & Fischer? Two top 100 guys to make it similar to the Peralta package?
I know Fischer is the 3B profile we have all been hoping for for decades, but enough swing & miss to risk it for Ryan in this bite of the apple?
I know Fischer is the 3B profile we have all been hoping for for decades, but enough swing & miss to risk it for Ryan in this bite of the apple?
July 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social Joe Ryan for Payne & Fischer? Two top 100 guys to make it similar to the Peralta package?
I know Fischer is the 3B profile we have all been hoping for for decades, but enough swing & miss to risk it for Ryan in this bite of the apple?
I know Fischer is the 3B profile we have all been hoping for for decades, but enough swing & miss to risk it for Ryan in this bite of the apple?
Well I know what's going to be in tomorrow's Cup of Coffee newsletter @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.
FanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addiction
Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' All-Star first baseman.
www.inquirer.com
July 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Well I know what's going to be in tomorrow's Cup of Coffee newsletter @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social