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its like a queer journal of sorts
barack obama if he was a minion: my bello americans
October 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
saw a small japanese guy with a pickup truck. nice. I know you never use the bed but nice
October 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
the straight guy's version of voice training is racial accents
October 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
california funny as hell cuz the el nino super mega destroyer blaster ender of worlds that erases life is like the nicest weather in the philippines #ivebeentothephilippines
October 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
fuck the French they are putting their DICK in my baguette and calling it "gastronomie" man fuck you and stop gastronoming on my baguette
October 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
they making new genders. 29. i dont understand
October 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I only buy my arteryx in Vancouver cuz it needs that Chinese blessing
October 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
overdosing on zinc so you shoot guiness record loads but now I have anemia but it's still a net positive in a way
October 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
"inches to cm" yeah we fucking internationally
October 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
there's nuance to wearing essentials fear of tortas
September 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
do they got itabags for grown ass men?
if they dont i have an idea.

ita fanny pack. insulated pocket to keep mid modelos and goldfish in
September 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I personally ask men suffering with hardship and depression if they get tom brady kissed by their friends and or family, the answers may shock you!
September 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
reading a queer romance book in a leftist cafe and nodding my head in agreement every now and then so they think i know how to read
September 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
as a Filipino I want the reparations I receive for colonialism is ownership of a newly built jollibees wherever I want
September 26, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Charlie Kirk. Freedom. Free cum
September 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
do straight guys suck cock sideways in the same sort of reasoning they eat bananas or hotdogs sideways to show that they aren't gay
September 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
bro eats pussy diagonally
September 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
they got old vietnamese folks doing medium-intensive aerobics at the bus stop and you telling me I can't almost laugh cuz it caught me offguard?!? What a world.
September 23, 2026 at 8:59 PM
they got bad bitches smoking chinese cigarettes while being chinese on campus during rush hour at noon.

spread your wings and fly you worrily skinny queen
September 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
no one eva googled "clavicular birthday". just sayin
September 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
fat asian girl fall? they mustn't. they rise and shine like the glistening waves of the ocean, or the glow of fireflies in the marshes, or a shooting star glittering by over the horizon
September 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i contemplate to myself whenever i pick almost ripe apples from my blossoming apple tree while the afternoon sun warms the air around and shines through the tree that i live a pretty gay life on the weekends
September 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
the pussy game is let's just say... interesting
the penis game is. sad!
September 20, 2026 at 5:50 AM
if I see one more post w a bitch posting with paris baguettes I slap em! that shit is not good 😭
September 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I don't trust a place that advertising 10 dollar haircuts when the store next to it sells 7 dollar vietnamese coffee
September 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM