Chris Kelley
@kelleyedits.com
Freelance copyeditor, ex-cyber ninja, and storyteller.
Editing is like cleaning someone else’s kitchen.
I'm not judging.
I'm just wondering why the forks are in the freezer.
I'm not judging.
I'm just wondering why the forks are in the freezer.
April 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Editing is like cleaning someone else’s kitchen.
I'm not judging.
I'm just wondering why the forks are in the freezer.
I'm not judging.
I'm just wondering why the forks are in the freezer.
Did you bring books to read while you are at your conference?
Me: I sure did.
I meant for fun.
Me: This IS what i read for fun!
Me: I sure did.
I meant for fun.
Me: This IS what i read for fun!
April 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did you bring books to read while you are at your conference?
Me: I sure did.
I meant for fun.
Me: This IS what i read for fun!
Me: I sure did.
I meant for fun.
Me: This IS what i read for fun!
Gotta love the personal touch my bank provides . . .
March 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Gotta love the personal touch my bank provides . . .
When I was young, I despised the dictionary. Now that I'm older and wiser ("wiser") I adore the dictionary:
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...
Like seriously, I want to witness the first conversation that birthed this baby.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...
Like seriously, I want to witness the first conversation that birthed this baby.
Definition of SPANGHEW
to throw violently into the air; especially : to throw (a frog) into the air from the end of a stick… See the full definition
www.merriam-webster.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When I was young, I despised the dictionary. Now that I'm older and wiser ("wiser") I adore the dictionary:
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...
Like seriously, I want to witness the first conversation that birthed this baby.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...
Like seriously, I want to witness the first conversation that birthed this baby.
What My Friends Think I Do:
“Mr. Know-it-all correcting people all the time.”
What My Clients Think I Do:
“Upload manuscript to AI. Hit Submit. Profit.”
What I Actually Do:
Stares at a comma for 10 minutes deciding if it stays or goes.
“Mr. Know-it-all correcting people all the time.”
What My Clients Think I Do:
“Upload manuscript to AI. Hit Submit. Profit.”
What I Actually Do:
Stares at a comma for 10 minutes deciding if it stays or goes.
March 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What My Friends Think I Do:
“Mr. Know-it-all correcting people all the time.”
What My Clients Think I Do:
“Upload manuscript to AI. Hit Submit. Profit.”
What I Actually Do:
Stares at a comma for 10 minutes deciding if it stays or goes.
“Mr. Know-it-all correcting people all the time.”
What My Clients Think I Do:
“Upload manuscript to AI. Hit Submit. Profit.”
What I Actually Do:
Stares at a comma for 10 minutes deciding if it stays or goes.