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Kay Koch
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Actor. Musician. Puppeteer. Writer.
(she/her)
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
"Mein yah rah Nee hoos" gets a card. Per the, uhh, stadium announcement.

🫣😑 #NWSL
October 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Gonna need the ref to call offside oh SO much faster, folks. That's how players get super unnecessarily injured. #NWSL
October 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I just have to cackle at the way NWSL reddit used the halftime break of this Portland Boston match to lower their collective blood pressure by posting... pet pictures. 😁 🐕🐈‍⬛🐩🐈
October 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Another quick li'l one day read for spooky season... #LibrarKay
September 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
And, as with my last epic-length King novel (excellent, but 1000 pages of "dire" was... a lot...):

Palate cleanse time with more from the YA vault. #LibrarKay
September 22, 2026 at 1:09 PM
This is LITERALLY the same exact moment that was a no-call yesterday.

But consistent VAR? In this economy?? Pssshaw. #NWSL
September 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Oh good LORD this water-streaked wide shot is giving serious... #NWSL
September 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The discourse around Dudley.

The ugliness of this NC crowd.

Some of ya'll better go touch grass, that's all I'm saying... 🙄 #NWSL
September 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
What in the "oop. we missed laundry day" are these odd charcoal/black Thorns shorts?? While the strawberry lemonade kits are perhaps my least favorite Portland look of all time, this doesn't... fix it. They look like they're wearing the top of one uniform + the bottom of another. #NWSL
September 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Was told, "You're reading a lot of King lately, yeah? Read THIS ONE NEXT!!"

🫡 #LibrarKay
September 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
On a rollllllll... #LibrarKay
September 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Lots of waiting around time this week + a strong desire to fight doom-verging-on-despair scrolling = #LibrarKay
August 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Past few books have been pretty heavy, sooo... mixing things up with a little YA vacation in Hawkins, Indiana to wrap up the summer. 😊 #LibrarKay
August 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
August 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Had a good old fashioned "Hey! This is new and a REALLY good read!" interaction w/ a bookstore clerk.

Decided to check it out on that alone. (Because ❤️ old school recs.)

Did NOT expect it to be such a startlingly perfect companion piece to "We Can Do Hard Things" 🫨

#LibrarKay #VincentYu
August 24, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Very excited to dive into this one. And a smidge intimidated.

And... I think that's the point, really. ❤️

#LibrarKay #WeCanDoHardThings
August 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The cringe levels for these forced Disney references... 🫣 And ONCE AGAIN we are forced to watch an interview instead of the live match in progress?

Ya'll. No. #NWSL
August 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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August 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Ope. Well, North End. That's one for you. 🫠
August 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Kinda mean for all these goals to be happening ONLY in front of the South Stand... #NWSL
Lonely Kid on Seesaw: No Tengo Amigos
Alt: Lonely Kid on Seesaw represents the field tilt in this NWSL match of madness between the Washington Spirit and North Carolina Courage.
static.klipy.com
August 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
So, the GOOD news is the worst of the storms are over.

The bad news is, the primary road to access Sports Illustrated stadium is currently under water.

They might very well be able to start at 8:00, but will any fans be able to get inside? Tune in next time to "As the Sewer Burbles" #NWSL
August 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Couldn't stay away from King for long... #LibrarKay

(and yes, based on pagination alone, I oh so STRONGLY suspect this one will take the rest of the month 😵‍💫)
August 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Another quick summer read to scratch the True Crime itch in a non-exploitative (it's fiction) way. #LibrarKay
August 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
No pausa. All hidratación.

#NWSL #WASvSD
August 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Didn't have "go90 gets a pal on the NWSL broadcast platform rubbish heap" on my bingo card... but here we are.
July 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM