Kendra Alvey 👻
@kendragarden.bsky.social
Author & Kindle Book Award finalist.
Pisces sun/Scorpio rising/Endor moon
she/her
https://linktr.ee/kendraalvey
Pisces sun/Scorpio rising/Endor moon
she/her
https://linktr.ee/kendraalvey
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The Skarsgårds are goth Hemsworths
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i’ve been having a lot of fun lately just ignoring everything
October 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
i’ve been having a lot of fun lately just ignoring everything
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Me: I'm anxious
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
May 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Me: I'm anxious
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
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Descended from wolves, my ass.
October 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Descended from wolves, my ass.
Sending postcards to my home state cuz I gotta do something, y’all 🤞
October 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Sending postcards to my home state cuz I gotta do something, y’all 🤞
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Always a nice surprise when you put on a cozy cardigan you haven't worn since spring and find your missing exorcism crucifix in the pocket.
September 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Always a nice surprise when you put on a cozy cardigan you haven't worn since spring and find your missing exorcism crucifix in the pocket.
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I question your commitment to spooky season if you haven’t started sleeping on a bed of moss inside a giant hollow pumpkin
October 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I question your commitment to spooky season if you haven’t started sleeping on a bed of moss inside a giant hollow pumpkin
Let's go see a scary movie so I can lean over during the tense parts and whisper, "Boy are they in a pickle!"
October 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Let's go see a scary movie so I can lean over during the tense parts and whisper, "Boy are they in a pickle!"
A friend gently suggested maybe I shouldn't buy any more books until I read the ones I have and I can't stop laughing. Nice try, babe!
October 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
A friend gently suggested maybe I shouldn't buy any more books until I read the ones I have and I can't stop laughing. Nice try, babe!
All my Libby holds came in at the same time and I feel like a dog in a pool filled with tennis balls.
October 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
All my Libby holds came in at the same time and I feel like a dog in a pool filled with tennis balls.
Happy Birthday to Goth Queen of my heart: Anne Rice 🖤
My poor friend casually brought up The Vampire Lestat then had to listen to me info dump all things Anne Rice on him for half an hour.
October 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Happy Birthday to Goth Queen of my heart: Anne Rice 🖤
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I don’t like to -what’s it called- leave the house
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I don’t like to -what’s it called- leave the house
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I have a @bookshop.org affiliate link page. Ordering my books from here helps indie bookstores. Also, I will donate any proceeds I get from this affiliate program to orgs that help trans people, especially kids. I'll ask for good recs whenever I receive funds.
bookshop.org/shop/Maureen...
bookshop.org/shop/Maureen...
Maureen Johnson Bookshop
Maureen Johnson is the #1 New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of nineteen young adult novels, including the Truly Devious series, the Shades of London series, Suite Scarlett, and 13 Little...
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October 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I have a @bookshop.org affiliate link page. Ordering my books from here helps indie bookstores. Also, I will donate any proceeds I get from this affiliate program to orgs that help trans people, especially kids. I'll ask for good recs whenever I receive funds.
bookshop.org/shop/Maureen...
bookshop.org/shop/Maureen...
Just biding my time until I’m old enough to be the sassy old porch lady in a horror movie.
October 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Just biding my time until I’m old enough to be the sassy old porch lady in a horror movie.
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If I'm ever possessed, I hope the demon remembers these curls need product to bounce.
July 21, 2023 at 7:16 PM
If I'm ever possessed, I hope the demon remembers these curls need product to bounce.
Using horror to distract from the horrors
October 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Using horror to distract from the horrors
Happy National Black Dog Day from Winona! 🖤
October 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Happy National Black Dog Day from Winona! 🖤
I hate it here.
Scientists have found a new form of pollution, one where plastic and pieces of coral become irreversibly intertwined. www.wired.com/story/plasti...
Plastic Is Melting Onto Corals
Scientists have found a new form of pollution, one where plastic and pieces of coral become irreversibly intertwined.
www.wired.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I hate it here.
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[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest
September 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest
The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted."
September 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted."
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Based on extensive reporting and analysis, I have concluded that everything remains super dumb.
September 25, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Based on extensive reporting and analysis, I have concluded that everything remains super dumb.
Some exciting personal news: All 3 books in my Sam the Spectator trilogy are now available as ebooks on my favorite online book joint, Bookshop dot org! YAY!
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The Haunter: Sam the Spectator, #1
2018 B.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree2019 IAN Book of the Year FinalistA teen goth attempts to use her secret ghost-seeing powers to save her town from a restless spirit in the first book of the Sam the Spe...
bookshop.org
September 28, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Some exciting personal news: All 3 books in my Sam the Spectator trilogy are now available as ebooks on my favorite online book joint, Bookshop dot org! YAY!
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
September 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
I’m so excited about Bake Off premiering tonight that I’m looking at pics of cakes on my phone.
September 25, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I’m so excited about Bake Off premiering tonight that I’m looking at pics of cakes on my phone.
Declining all invitations so I can stay home and watch bad horror movies on Tubi.
September 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Declining all invitations so I can stay home and watch bad horror movies on Tubi.