Kernel Decoy
kerneldecoy.bsky.social
Kernel Decoy
@kerneldecoy.bsky.social
Looking for a new home, preferably in the EU
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hey guys...
i've burned myself out... ive been feeling sick for days and im out of medicine... i need a little break...
if you can, please consider donating to my kofi or paypal, i need to urgently pay some bills and last few streams have been awful...
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Alcohol run out, tooth hurts and I had another argument with my dumb ass mother, I wanna kill mys6
November 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Gid damn it...
One drink left...
November 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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November 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I will never see a game with a femboy in it
November 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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November 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I wish i still had sleeping pills... would be really nice to knock myself out rightn onw...
November 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Know Nut November
November 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Am just gonna get drunk and sleep till tomorrow, I can't do shit today anyways
November 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I love having my plans ruined by PayPal not transferring money to me on time. Thanks.
November 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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The wallet-sized optical media format: Optical Cards. Not flash memory like MMC/SDCard but with thousands of laser-read tracks.

I ran across a mention of them in an MSX magazine as a hot new storage option. These were W.O.R.M format media (Write Once Read Many), so similar to a CD-R in that regard.
November 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Birthday gift for @kerneldecoy.bsky.social referencing one of his works
November 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Obligatory "trick or treat, smell my feet" post 🎃🐾

🎨: @orionspaceracc.bsky.social
October 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Halloween may be over, but you should still smell my feet~ 🩵🐾
Obligatory "trick or treat, smell my feet" post 🎃🐾

🎨: @orionspaceracc.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
awesome my tooth hurts...
November 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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November 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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October 31, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Just a little experiment~ 🖤😌🌌
November 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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🤍🖤🤍🩵💜👑💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
Be cringe

Be weird

Be kinky

Be an odd ball

A goofy goober

A nerd

A dweeb

A pervert

Be any and all of the above confidently

Be shameless about it

Revel in your strange

Wear it like superheroes wear capes

There's so much power to be found in the unusual
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
November 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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November 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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nobody wants to hear it but the only real “blue no matter who” types are progressives

the defectors are always, always, the “centrists” and this is true when it comes to passing legislation too
gotta say, the contrast between Haley Stevens’ unhinged crashout and Francesca Hong being a no-drama good sport and supporting Dems up and down the ballot is crazy
October 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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I say this with all the love and affection in the world
October 31, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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Generic Snow Leopard: "Seasonal Feature: Toe-Canyone Lake.
During the hot summer months, due to the snep's thick fur, sweat gathers on the webbing between their toes.."

Specific Friend: "Grand Peak Outlook:
Jane sleeps naked, every night at about 9PM, guests can climb the mountain range for a.."
November 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Maps, like you buy at the gas station, but the cover is a picture of your friend and the rest is a map of the body.

They come in generic per-species with a blanks lot to put a pic of your friend and ones made custom to each person for more popular people.
November 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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oh see i'm CELEBRATING then that's the ticket
Happy Nanovember everyone! Its the time of being microbes/having microbe friends lost on your body
November 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Your nostalgia is fake. You got your nostalgia from tumblr and TEMU. Meanwhile I, the enlightened one, have the cool, uniquely hyperfixated nostalgia with the cool critical retrospective on it. Do you know what a fucking ‘blobject’ is? Of course you didn’t.
December 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM