Kristi
@kerosenehoney.bsky.social
18+. 30s. Sirmione. Bleeding heart liberal. 💙
Hufflepuff. Virgo. Fuck JKR, Tr*mp, and any other trolls who want to take rights away from the marginalized.
I’m probably taking Dr. Pepper to the face.
Hufflepuff. Virgo. Fuck JKR, Tr*mp, and any other trolls who want to take rights away from the marginalized.
I’m probably taking Dr. Pepper to the face.
World Cup got me back on my soccer AU bull shit.
June 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
World Cup got me back on my soccer AU bull shit.
SOS I’ve had Neon Moon in my head for a week
June 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
SOS I’ve had Neon Moon in my head for a week
Every time I come to the north east I think, “this is where I belong.”
March 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Every time I come to the north east I think, “this is where I belong.”
@status.archiveofourown.org having trouble managing connection items this afternoon.
March 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
@status.archiveofourown.org having trouble managing connection items this afternoon.
Reposted by Kristi
I know I could have loved you but you would not let me.
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I know I could have loved you but you would not let me.
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I woke up with Nelly Furtado’s “Like A Bird” in my head. So today’s already going swell.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I woke up with Nelly Furtado’s “Like A Bird” in my head. So today’s already going swell.
Man, there’s nothing like shedding the skin of things that no longer serve you. That’s freedom, baby.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Man, there’s nothing like shedding the skin of things that no longer serve you. That’s freedom, baby.
The cool thing is when you grow up you get to make the rules.
E.g. today we had risotto for thanksgiving dinner. And I had an entire bottle of chamogne.
E.g. today we had risotto for thanksgiving dinner. And I had an entire bottle of chamogne.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The cool thing is when you grow up you get to make the rules.
E.g. today we had risotto for thanksgiving dinner. And I had an entire bottle of chamogne.
E.g. today we had risotto for thanksgiving dinner. And I had an entire bottle of chamogne.
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June 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hi hi hi.
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hi hi hi.
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
I wrote a fun little Harmony for my sweet @franzi945.bsky.social!
Second chance romance
Exes to lovers
Wedding shenanigans
archiveofourown.org/works/73468541
It’s my firm belief that if you buy a physical book you should automatically get a QR code to download the audio book. Like when we buy a vinyl, we get to download the mp3. This should really be a thing.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s my firm belief that if you buy a physical book you should automatically get a QR code to download the audio book. Like when we buy a vinyl, we get to download the mp3. This should really be a thing.
*knock knock knock* WHERE IS THE SERENA AND KOEN ART?!?
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*knock knock knock* WHERE IS THE SERENA AND KOEN ART?!?
Reposted by Kristi
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Reposted by Kristi
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not to be dramatic but I think I should be put on bedrest.
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Not to be dramatic but I think I should be put on bedrest.
Man, idk what it is but everything that people are raving about is really just mid lately.
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Man, idk what it is but everything that people are raving about is really just mid lately.
Like truly how does one afford a cleaning service
October 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Like truly how does one afford a cleaning service
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I keep accidentally neglecting this place, except for when I almost break my ankle running to see my fave artists post their wizard porn. Anyway, here's my Back to School Fest fic!
Pining Draco + stuck-in-a-wall Hermione [Rated E, 14.7k words]
archiveofourown.org/works/697238...
#dramione #dhr
Pining Draco + stuck-in-a-wall Hermione [Rated E, 14.7k words]
archiveofourown.org/works/697238...
#dramione #dhr
September 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I keep accidentally neglecting this place, except for when I almost break my ankle running to see my fave artists post their wizard porn. Anyway, here's my Back to School Fest fic!
Pining Draco + stuck-in-a-wall Hermione [Rated E, 14.7k words]
archiveofourown.org/works/697238...
#dramione #dhr
Pining Draco + stuck-in-a-wall Hermione [Rated E, 14.7k words]
archiveofourown.org/works/697238...
#dramione #dhr
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September 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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"So, Granger… if we’re catching bad guys together, does that make it a date?"
So thrilled to finally share my piece for the HP Back to School Fest 2025! Huge thanks to the amazing mods 💕 My prompt was Professor + Auror
Check out my IG for the full drawing process 👀
#dramione #dhr #dramioneart
So thrilled to finally share my piece for the HP Back to School Fest 2025! Huge thanks to the amazing mods 💕 My prompt was Professor + Auror
Check out my IG for the full drawing process 👀
#dramione #dhr #dramioneart
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"So, Granger… if we’re catching bad guys together, does that make it a date?"
So thrilled to finally share my piece for the HP Back to School Fest 2025! Huge thanks to the amazing mods 💕 My prompt was Professor + Auror
Check out my IG for the full drawing process 👀
#dramione #dhr #dramioneart
So thrilled to finally share my piece for the HP Back to School Fest 2025! Huge thanks to the amazing mods 💕 My prompt was Professor + Auror
Check out my IG for the full drawing process 👀
#dramione #dhr #dramioneart
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Sirimione for the lovely @kerosenehoney.bsky.social for her Back to School fest story ‘All the Beauty you Possess’ which you can read on AO3 🎹✨
archiveofourown.org/works/70339386
archiveofourown.org/works/70339386
September 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sirimione for the lovely @kerosenehoney.bsky.social for her Back to School fest story ‘All the Beauty you Possess’ which you can read on AO3 🎹✨
archiveofourown.org/works/70339386
archiveofourown.org/works/70339386