Rev. Dr. Kevin G. Powell
@kevolutionnow.bsky.social
Spiritual Director. Progressive Lutheran Pastor. 5w4. Dad Jokes. Opera Nerd. Blue Jays fan. @MappingTheSacred.bsky.social He/him 🇨🇦 🍉
Attention fellow Antifa members, just a quick reminder that if you renew your membership by the end of the month, George Soros will put another $200 into your protest account & send you a free tote bag signed by Zohran Mamdani.
September 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Attention fellow Antifa members, just a quick reminder that if you renew your membership by the end of the month, George Soros will put another $200 into your protest account & send you a free tote bag signed by Zohran Mamdani.
I told the doctor that I'd like to do my own stitches.
She said, “Suture self”
😬😬😬
She said, “Suture self”
😬😬😬
July 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I told the doctor that I'd like to do my own stitches.
She said, “Suture self”
😬😬😬
She said, “Suture self”
😬😬😬
Q: What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
A: They kaleidoscope.
😬😬😬
A: They kaleidoscope.
😬😬😬
July 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Q: What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
A: They kaleidoscope.
😬😬😬
A: They kaleidoscope.
😬😬😬
Q: Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?
A: Because she was a cheetah
😬😬😬
#FathersDay #DadJokes
A: Because she was a cheetah
😬😬😬
#FathersDay #DadJokes
June 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Q: Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?
A: Because she was a cheetah
😬😬😬
#FathersDay #DadJokes
A: Because she was a cheetah
😬😬😬
#FathersDay #DadJokes
Q: What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple store?
A: An iWitness
🤣🤣🤣
A: An iWitness
🤣🤣🤣
June 20, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Q: What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple store?
A: An iWitness
🤣🤣🤣
A: An iWitness
🤣🤣🤣
From my spiritual direction practice, Mapping the Sacred.
May 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
From my spiritual direction practice, Mapping the Sacred.
Good Shepherd Sunday at Trinity Lutheran Church in Fort Erie! Also it was AGM Sunday! Woo-Hoo! #NiagaraSharedMinistry #PastorKevin
April 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Good Shepherd Sunday at Trinity Lutheran Church in Fort Erie! Also it was AGM Sunday! Woo-Hoo! #NiagaraSharedMinistry #PastorKevin
Apparently the pope is weak on crime. Who knew? 🤷🏻♂️
April 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Apparently the pope is weak on crime. Who knew? 🤷🏻♂️
To those who observe
April 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
To those who observe
Did you hear about the viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
March 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Did you hear about the viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
To those who observe and celebrate
March 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
To those who observe and celebrate
That moment, when in a phone conversation with your Bishop, he directs you to get up out of your office chair and leave the building because he cannot guarantee your physical safety after a conversation with your council chair.
March 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
That moment, when in a phone conversation with your Bishop, he directs you to get up out of your office chair and leave the building because he cannot guarantee your physical safety after a conversation with your council chair.
Q: Where does Satan wash his hands?
A: Helsinki
😱😱😱
A: Helsinki
😱😱😱
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Q: Where does Satan wash his hands?
A: Helsinki
😱😱😱
A: Helsinki
😱😱😱
Reposted by Rev. Dr. Kevin G. Powell
Lutherans when riled:
And though this world, with devils filled
Should threaten to undo us
We will not fear, for God hath willed
His truth to triumph through us
The Prince of Darkness grim
We tremble not for him
His rage we can endure
For lo, his doom is sure
One little word shall fell him
And though this world, with devils filled
Should threaten to undo us
We will not fear, for God hath willed
His truth to triumph through us
The Prince of Darkness grim
We tremble not for him
His rage we can endure
For lo, his doom is sure
One little word shall fell him
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Lutherans when riled:
And though this world, with devils filled
Should threaten to undo us
We will not fear, for God hath willed
His truth to triumph through us
The Prince of Darkness grim
We tremble not for him
His rage we can endure
For lo, his doom is sure
One little word shall fell him
And though this world, with devils filled
Should threaten to undo us
We will not fear, for God hath willed
His truth to triumph through us
The Prince of Darkness grim
We tremble not for him
His rage we can endure
For lo, his doom is sure
One little word shall fell him
Happy 505th anniversary of
Martin Luther’s excommunication!
Martin Luther’s excommunication!
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Happy 505th anniversary of
Martin Luther’s excommunication!
Martin Luther’s excommunication!
On this New Year’s Day, I am defying the cult of productivity by lying in bed, sipping coffee, and watching videos of animals reacting to ghosts.
☕️🐶🙀👻
☕️🐶🙀👻
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
On this New Year’s Day, I am defying the cult of productivity by lying in bed, sipping coffee, and watching videos of animals reacting to ghosts.
☕️🐶🙀👻
☕️🐶🙀👻
For those who are unsure, today is Saturday 
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For those who are unsure, today is Saturday 
My biggest New Years priority is to read more books to beef up my brain. I’ve been coasting on my looks for far too long 😬
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My biggest New Years priority is to read more books to beef up my brain. I’ve been coasting on my looks for far too long 😬
Q: What do French people call a really bad Thursday?
A: A Trajeudi!
😬😬😬
A: A Trajeudi!
😬😬😬
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Q: What do French people call a really bad Thursday?
A: A Trajeudi!
😬😬😬
A: A Trajeudi!
😬😬😬
An Americano, eggnog cruffin, and a book. Lovely start to my day off. Swimming is next.
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
An Americano, eggnog cruffin, and a book. Lovely start to my day off. Swimming is next.