kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
turnip shepherd & bad person
I’m on hiatus but all is well, be as well as you can be yourselves
November 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I’m on hiatus but all is well, be as well as you can be yourselves
I put this here for two reasons. the first is self explanatory but the second: in the days that followed he maintained despite it
November 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I put this here for two reasons. the first is self explanatory but the second: in the days that followed he maintained despite it
I don’t want to brag but I’ve driven at least 30 buses of transgendered illegal immigrant childless cat ladies to the polls in philly today
November 6, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I don’t want to brag but I’ve driven at least 30 buses of transgendered illegal immigrant childless cat ladies to the polls in philly today
we got everything here on bsky, we got politics, we got kink, we got kink politics
Unfortunately, can’t tip my hand on any reporting I got going but… 😬
I do not want to jinx anything but imagine how viciously Trump is going to turn on Musk if he loses
November 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
we got everything here on bsky, we got politics, we got kink, we got kink politics
you absolutely know the richest man on earth is in the chat complaining about paying for skins
November 5, 2024 at 10:44 PM
you absolutely know the richest man on earth is in the chat complaining about paying for skins
hell yes I outsourced my gotv ops to one of the nine guys on earth still playing diablo 4
Brings me no joy to report Elon Musk is gaming right now in this X Spaces discussing the election x.com/i/spaces/1Ow....
You can hear him tapping and clicking his keyboard. Someone said with a laugh, "Elon, you gaming it up?" He responded, "Yeah, just some background activity."
You can hear him tapping and clicking his keyboard. Someone said with a laugh, "Elon, you gaming it up?" He responded, "Yeah, just some background activity."
November 5, 2024 at 10:40 PM
hell yes I outsourced my gotv ops to one of the nine guys on earth still playing diablo 4
move closer to the world my friend
if the rightful capital of this nation (philadelphia, pennsylvania) lets us all clock out early tonight i will [redacted]
November 5, 2024 at 10:36 PM
move closer to the world my friend
ken, is rudy a good lawyer
November 5, 2024 at 9:24 PM
ken, is rudy a good lawyer
I think we are gonna laugh and laugh
November 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I think we are gonna laugh and laugh
covid won’t get m
November 5, 2024 at 9:18 PM
covid won’t get m
if we’re going out I want to go out being wrong believing in people
November 5, 2024 at 9:16 PM
if we’re going out I want to go out being wrong believing in people
and now for my grand finale, morphing from a guy who’s told you all to calm the fuck down for months into a guy screaming at leaves skittering across the sidewalk and shredding his fingernails on the windowsil- nah I’m kidding you should feel good and believe in people even when you don’t want to
November 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
and now for my grand finale, morphing from a guy who’s told you all to calm the fuck down for months into a guy screaming at leaves skittering across the sidewalk and shredding his fingernails on the windowsil- nah I’m kidding you should feel good and believe in people even when you don’t want to
well you can make ceviche out of chicken, technically
November 5, 2024 at 9:06 PM
well you can make ceviche out of chicken, technically
practiced it in his head yeah. I’ve watched that dude for nine years and he has shit on his highlight reel you would not believe, he is operating at a level that he could only get to if he’s visualizing this stuff
November 5, 2024 at 9:01 PM
practiced it in his head yeah. I’ve watched that dude for nine years and he has shit on his highlight reel you would not believe, he is operating at a level that he could only get to if he’s visualizing this stuff
oh you ate the warm shrimp huh
November 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
oh you ate the warm shrimp huh
I’m a big proponent of not living in a bubble but showing up from twitter with bad vibes is like checking in from a bar named FOOD POISONING and then reporting explosive gut problems
November 5, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I’m a big proponent of not living in a bubble but showing up from twitter with bad vibes is like checking in from a bar named FOOD POISONING and then reporting explosive gut problems
first year yes but they used his second year to use him more as an edge and where he really popped was just getting to the ball regardless of where the play went. I don’t think his sack numbers were all that astronomical. it was his ability to move sideways
November 5, 2024 at 8:48 PM
first year yes but they used his second year to use him more as an edge and where he really popped was just getting to the ball regardless of where the play went. I don’t think his sack numbers were all that astronomical. it was his ability to move sideways
lot of stuff isn’t on stat sheets because they’re like two yard gains or force outs but parsons could somehow line up wide over the right tackle at the margin and would show up on the far sideline assisting on a running back sweep. like, shit that shouldn’t be expected but he covered that much field
November 5, 2024 at 8:47 PM
lot of stuff isn’t on stat sheets because they’re like two yard gains or force outs but parsons could somehow line up wide over the right tackle at the margin and would show up on the far sideline assisting on a running back sweep. like, shit that shouldn’t be expected but he covered that much field
it’s hard to compare without sounding like I’m negging on him but parsons made so many plays where you’d say wait how the hell was he even involved in this play he started out 25 yards away. parsons is making those plays but from, like, 20 yards away.
November 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
it’s hard to compare without sounding like I’m negging on him but parsons made so many plays where you’d say wait how the hell was he even involved in this play he started out 25 yards away. parsons is making those plays but from, like, 20 yards away.
carter is the miles sanders to parson’s barkley. 90% as good but that last 10% is really what separates you. great players all but I haven’t seen carter wreck games to the same degree as parsons
November 5, 2024 at 8:40 PM
carter is the miles sanders to parson’s barkley. 90% as good but that last 10% is really what separates you. great players all but I haven’t seen carter wreck games to the same degree as parsons
they have terrible big game vibes and it’s institutional at this point, everyone is so wired for tragedy it comes out on the field. just pure bad vibes and no matter how many pieces change one thing stays the same and it’s franklins puckered asshole when it matters
November 5, 2024 at 8:38 PM
they have terrible big game vibes and it’s institutional at this point, everyone is so wired for tragedy it comes out on the field. just pure bad vibes and no matter how many pieces change one thing stays the same and it’s franklins puckered asshole when it matters
listen i would rather be shot at some more
Elon Musk plans to spend election night with Donald Trump, giving the former president direct access to the person controlling X, a key information platform, on what could be a chaotic evening.
Musk to Spend Election Night With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Elon Musk has spent $119 million on a super PAC supporting Donald Trump and held events on his behalf. But his ownership of X is especially valuable.
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2024 at 8:36 PM
listen i would rather be shot at some more
honestly how would you truly know if they suck or can’t get open when you make a point to never try and find out. like I get the film shows no separation but sometimes that’s a product of knowing the ball isn’t coming
November 5, 2024 at 8:35 PM
honestly how would you truly know if they suck or can’t get open when you make a point to never try and find out. like I get the film shows no separation but sometimes that’s a product of knowing the ball isn’t coming
eh whatever I am numb to frames hurting me after ten years
November 5, 2024 at 8:32 PM
eh whatever I am numb to frames hurting me after ten years
blankenship kills me. but the other thing is YOU CAN SEE THIS OVER GIGANTIC DUDES
November 5, 2024 at 8:26 PM
blankenship kills me. but the other thing is YOU CAN SEE THIS OVER GIGANTIC DUDES