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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi
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It's as though *right* is over here... while *you're* over here...
September 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
We've no business here. Let's get back to the investigation.
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
There is no need. We have been thorough with the genitals...
September 18, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Oh no. We're going to be in this church *forever*.
September 18, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Control your emotions. We did our *job*. This won't be the worst thing that happens on this case... believe me. You can't let this break you.
September 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
A scoop of ice cream would have been nice, yes.
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
In conclusion -- it's a colourful theory, but I don't believe Jacob Irw did this. Should we go?
September 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Leather jackets adorned with immature writing? The 'ideology' they convey helps the boys justify poor choices in life and fashion. I'm not a fan.
September 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Is there anything else that the RCM could do for you?
September 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I think this racist is better than the last -- but the next racist will be the really good one.
September 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I'd say there's nothing mysterious about incompleteness. It's in fact rather unpleasant.
September 17, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Fine. I'm Kim 'Pinball' Kitsuragi. AKA The Kimball. You remembered -- congratulations.
September 17, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I hope your confidence will translate into results, officer.
September 17, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Which school do you subscribe to -- Mambo... or Jambo?
September 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
How about I take *you* piggyback?
September 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Of course you don't. Look at that! What have we *done?* We stuffed a dead body in an ice bear fridge. This does *not* leave this room.
September 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I have, on a few occasions -- when I was young and foolish -- smoked hemp.
September 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Of course. Black magic. The most potent type of magic. If we're that desperate -- may I suggest getting shovels and digging? In case she's underground? Don't mind that -- a bad attempt at humour.
September 16, 2026 at 1:36 PM
It's always good to have a police officer who can see and feel.
September 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
This case doesn't requires us to go undercover. Or raise hell... In fact I don't think the jackets will be useful at all. I just wanted *them* to not have them anymore.
September 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
The lieutenant is a rank above sergeant and below captain. It's the highest rank in the RCM that still does field work. I am a lieutenant.
September 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Officer, you've stood there for over five minutes...
September 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
While we cannot say for certain right *now*, we *will* find out.
September 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
And what do you have to gain from a war?
September 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I highly doubt that. When I crank the volume on my DynaWave, it's like you're in the front row at the National Concert Hall.
September 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM