King Bandit, The First of His Name
@kingbandit.bsky.social
Software engineering manager 💻, neoliberal sellout 🌐, dystopia enthusiast 💣 - ♟️, 🏀, various rants.
Your regular reminder these people are weird as hell.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Your regular reminder these people are weird as hell.
Loving Ole Miss’s play calling and Trinidad Chambliss right now.
September 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Loving Ole Miss’s play calling and Trinidad Chambliss right now.
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hard to put into words just how cool it is that there is an electric quarterback named trinidad chambliss
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
hard to put into words just how cool it is that there is an electric quarterback named trinidad chambliss
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garfield when jon gets on his nerves on a monday:
"Fire Arbuckle" chants were heard in OU's student section after offensive struggles against the New Mexico Lobos Saturday.
#Sooners
#Sooners
September 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
garfield when jon gets on his nerves on a monday:
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tired: faking out the defense
wired: faking out the cameraman
inspired: faking out the defense, the cameraman, and chris fowler
wired: faking out the cameraman
inspired: faking out the defense, the cameraman, and chris fowler
September 20, 2026 at 3:02 AM
tired: faking out the defense
wired: faking out the cameraman
inspired: faking out the defense, the cameraman, and chris fowler
wired: faking out the cameraman
inspired: faking out the defense, the cameraman, and chris fowler
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The Aggies losing to Kentucky at home is the equivalent of the US losing to Iran.
What sort of genius could pull both off?
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What sort of genius could pull both off?
bsky.app/profile/cjze...
September 19, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The Aggies losing to Kentucky at home is the equivalent of the US losing to Iran.
What sort of genius could pull both off?
bsky.app/profile/cjze...
What sort of genius could pull both off?
bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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Lincoln Riley: We are so worried about weird travel that we are ending one of football's most important rivalries
Big Ten: Got it. Go have a horrible time in New Jersey. Here's some money
Big Ten: Got it. Go have a horrible time in New Jersey. Here's some money
September 19, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Lincoln Riley: We are so worried about weird travel that we are ending one of football's most important rivalries
Big Ten: Got it. Go have a horrible time in New Jersey. Here's some money
Big Ten: Got it. Go have a horrible time in New Jersey. Here's some money
This is like the weird funhouse mirror of “thanks Obama”.
September 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
This is like the weird funhouse mirror of “thanks Obama”.
Idaho? Well done, Donnie.
Idaho Senate (Advanced Targeting Research)
⚪️Todd Achilles 50.1%
🔴Jim Risch 38.5%
9/13-9/16
Link: www.advancedtargetingresearch.com/_files/ugd/0...
⚪️Todd Achilles 50.1%
🔴Jim Risch 38.5%
9/13-9/16
Link: www.advancedtargetingresearch.com/_files/ugd/0...
September 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Idaho? Well done, Donnie.
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Now see when people talk like this I’m led to believe that their issue isn’t so much the committing of genocide (of which both Israel and China are guilty) and rather the presence of Jews. Also, a poor historical understanding of modern China.
September 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Now see when people talk like this I’m led to believe that their issue isn’t so much the committing of genocide (of which both Israel and China are guilty) and rather the presence of Jews. Also, a poor historical understanding of modern China.
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This is a cheap post but only getting 17% of the country to support you sending them five thousand dollars is a sign that you haven’t just lost your fastball, you’ve lost the entire strike zone
Support For Trump's Proposed $5000 Check:
Oppose: 63%
Support: 17%
Ipsos / Sept 14, 2026
Oppose: 63%
Support: 17%
Ipsos / Sept 14, 2026
September 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
This is a cheap post but only getting 17% of the country to support you sending them five thousand dollars is a sign that you haven’t just lost your fastball, you’ve lost the entire strike zone
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You read modern history and marvel, "How is it that the Romanovs and Qing could find so many boobs to make ministers?"
Then you live through it and it's not such a marvel.
Then you live through it and it's not such a marvel.
September 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
You read modern history and marvel, "How is it that the Romanovs and Qing could find so many boobs to make ministers?"
Then you live through it and it's not such a marvel.
Then you live through it and it's not such a marvel.
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however much you think the iran war is sapping u.s. military readiness, it's probably more than that.
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
The Iran Blockade’s Growing Price Tag Is Draining America’s Global Military Power
The cost of naval operations since the buildup began in January has topped $7.1 billion — not including all the US assets being used to escort tankers through the Strait of Hormuz.
www.bloomberg.com
September 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
however much you think the iran war is sapping u.s. military readiness, it's probably more than that.
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Rep. Thomas Massie R-KY now offering an impeachment resolution against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Some type of vote may be necessary later this week in the House on this
September 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Rep. Thomas Massie R-KY now offering an impeachment resolution against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Some type of vote may be necessary later this week in the House on this
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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Tennis Court Oath, by Jacques-Louis David, 18th century
September 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Tennis Court Oath, by Jacques-Louis David, 18th century
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I think this was ultimately the right move.
September 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I think this was ultimately the right move.
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I don’t regret to inform you that Jordan Love has died
September 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I don’t regret to inform you that Jordan Love has died
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"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
Trump says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates
September 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
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Ukraine started striking Russian energy assets when it became clear the United States was not going to supply them with weapons further, so they had no reason to stay in the good graces of the American public/administration by not blowing up fuel prices
Trump has INCREDIBLE strategic foresight 
Trump has INCREDIBLE strategic foresight 
⚡️ Trump tells Zelensky to stop striking Russian diesel infrastructure.
"He's causing a shortage of diesel," U.S. President Donald Trump said.
"He's causing a shortage of diesel," U.S. President Donald Trump said.
Trump tells Zelensky to stop striking Russian diesel infrastructure
"He's causing a shortage of diesel," U.S. President Donald Trump said.
kyivindependent.com
September 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Ukraine started striking Russian energy assets when it became clear the United States was not going to supply them with weapons further, so they had no reason to stay in the good graces of the American public/administration by not blowing up fuel prices
Trump has INCREDIBLE strategic foresight 
Trump has INCREDIBLE strategic foresight 
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It's a basic thing that no one even bothers to talk about anymore. But he's simply never understood what trade deficits are. Never. When you are getting net investment into your country, you have a trade deficit. But that's good!
Trade deficits and surpluses are not inherently good or bad.
Trade deficits and surpluses are not inherently good or bad.
Trump says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates
September 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It's a basic thing that no one even bothers to talk about anymore. But he's simply never understood what trade deficits are. Never. When you are getting net investment into your country, you have a trade deficit. But that's good!
Trade deficits and surpluses are not inherently good or bad.
Trade deficits and surpluses are not inherently good or bad.
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PHI decided to punt to WSH from the PHI 31 on 4th & 6 with 12:09 remaining in the 2nd while winning 7 to 3.
With a Surrender Index of 0.6, this punt ranks at the 19th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 20th percentile of all punts since 1999.
With a Surrender Index of 0.6, this punt ranks at the 19th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 20th percentile of all punts since 1999.
September 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
PHI decided to punt to WSH from the PHI 31 on 4th & 6 with 12:09 remaining in the 2nd while winning 7 to 3.
With a Surrender Index of 0.6, this punt ranks at the 19th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 20th percentile of all punts since 1999.
With a Surrender Index of 0.6, this punt ranks at the 19th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 20th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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Democrats are not advocating for a Jim Crow-like set of policies against trans people! It is not real! This is a delusion you have absorbed from the internet.
This fucking bullshit like telling black people to vote in favor of Jim Crow or women to vote for anti choice candidates. Fuck off
This site is legitimately unhinged and unserious. Trump really isn't perceived as being that bad based on what I'm seeming from this site cause there is still absolutely no urgency to stop his party from staying in power. Maybe we need 20 years like Orban got for people to get serious
September 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Democrats are not advocating for a Jim Crow-like set of policies against trans people! It is not real! This is a delusion you have absorbed from the internet.
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