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Kiri, She/They, ≥30
Probably 18+ idk man I make cum jokes.
I need to become Even Less Marketable
Probably 18+ idk man I make cum jokes.
I need to become Even Less Marketable
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Pay Malice XIII Shinohara using PayPal.Me
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Hi one of my partners is moving soon and had an unexpected emergency that it needs to gather 400usd to deal with so um, if you have anything spare it would be very appreciated... paypal.me/mayashinohara
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my brain is full of stuff geniuses think about, like solutions to the worlds problems that i will then ignore to pursue a vendetta against a guy who made me mad once
November 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
my brain is full of stuff geniuses think about, like solutions to the worlds problems that i will then ignore to pursue a vendetta against a guy who made me mad once
Kat pointed out that new horror movies have a habit of a character seeing the monster and going "what the fuck" over and over, and how this isnt present in older horror, but IS present in older Let's Plays of horror games
Then I burst out laughing because I imagined my Ough noises in a horror movie
Then I burst out laughing because I imagined my Ough noises in a horror movie
November 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Kat pointed out that new horror movies have a habit of a character seeing the monster and going "what the fuck" over and over, and how this isnt present in older horror, but IS present in older Let's Plays of horror games
Then I burst out laughing because I imagined my Ough noises in a horror movie
Then I burst out laughing because I imagined my Ough noises in a horror movie
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i said the wrong name i see. in recompense for my mistake i'll be having grounder use his treads to sand my ass down to a smooth flat surface
November 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i said the wrong name i see. in recompense for my mistake i'll be having grounder use his treads to sand my ass down to a smooth flat surface
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bluesky gave me some kind of beta access to a new notification system and it sucks. ill be suspending my campaign against the hedgehog to send a hundred buzzy beetles to the bluesky offices, which i imagine is a hole in the ground with a single phone running an instance of Claude
November 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
bluesky gave me some kind of beta access to a new notification system and it sucks. ill be suspending my campaign against the hedgehog to send a hundred buzzy beetles to the bluesky offices, which i imagine is a hole in the ground with a single phone running an instance of Claude
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Play Sealed Fortress, it is good for you like delicious crisp apple for your brain!
November 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Play Sealed Fortress, it is good for you like delicious crisp apple for your brain!
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See u next tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
See u next tomorrow
Cocks back for Mike
A friend of mine took this pic a few years ago of a local station’s error. He sadly died earlier this year. While this isn’t exactly his legacy, it left a huge mark.
So everyone please turn your cocks back tonight for Mike.
So everyone please turn your cocks back tonight for Mike.
November 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Cocks back for Mike
I found a very strange romhack of *checks notes* Knuckles' Chaotix???
November 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I found a very strange romhack of *checks notes* Knuckles' Chaotix???
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i swear its just this and the worst political ads youve ever seen
October 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i swear its just this and the worst political ads youve ever seen
Last night for Halloween we did a double feature of Willy's Wonderland followed by Backrooms, and I just want to show y'all this review of Willy's Wonderland that clearly doesn't know who Nick Cage is
November 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Last night for Halloween we did a double feature of Willy's Wonderland followed by Backrooms, and I just want to show y'all this review of Willy's Wonderland that clearly doesn't know who Nick Cage is
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"B-but my doctor said if I take more than 2mg of estrogen a day I'll be filled with blood clots and die!!"
Babe, you're a girl now, you have to get used to doctors lying to you because they hate you and want you to suffer
Babe, you're a girl now, you have to get used to doctors lying to you because they hate you and want you to suffer
November 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
"B-but my doctor said if I take more than 2mg of estrogen a day I'll be filled with blood clots and die!!"
Babe, you're a girl now, you have to get used to doctors lying to you because they hate you and want you to suffer
Babe, you're a girl now, you have to get used to doctors lying to you because they hate you and want you to suffer
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a CIA agent says to a KGB agent "i gotta hand it to you guys, you commies really know how to get people riled up with your propaganda." the KGB agent replies, "thanks, but it's nothing compared to you americans." the CIA agent replies "what do you mean? we don't have propaganda."
November 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
a CIA agent says to a KGB agent "i gotta hand it to you guys, you commies really know how to get people riled up with your propaganda." the KGB agent replies, "thanks, but it's nothing compared to you americans." the CIA agent replies "what do you mean? we don't have propaganda."
Every year I make people confused, presumably thinking my birthday is November 1st, because I become birthday brained the moment it hits November
This, thankfully, is good infosec
This, thankfully, is good infosec
November 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Every year I make people confused, presumably thinking my birthday is November 1st, because I become birthday brained the moment it hits November
This, thankfully, is good infosec
This, thankfully, is good infosec
🙋♀️ I have a solution to itch's AI slop problem
Unfortunately I don't think many people are ready to hear it
Even though it's also the solution to the Steam slop problem, the eShop slop problem, the PSN slop problem, the Microsoft problem, and the job security problem
Unfortunately I don't think many people are ready to hear it
Even though it's also the solution to the Steam slop problem, the eShop slop problem, the PSN slop problem, the Microsoft problem, and the job security problem
November 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
🙋♀️ I have a solution to itch's AI slop problem
Unfortunately I don't think many people are ready to hear it
Even though it's also the solution to the Steam slop problem, the eShop slop problem, the PSN slop problem, the Microsoft problem, and the job security problem
Unfortunately I don't think many people are ready to hear it
Even though it's also the solution to the Steam slop problem, the eShop slop problem, the PSN slop problem, the Microsoft problem, and the job security problem
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Dst is a truly impressive work of mischief. "hey let's have the clocks lie to us half the time" I couldn't come up with such a more nihilistic assault on our shared attempts to interface with reality if I tried
November 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Dst is a truly impressive work of mischief. "hey let's have the clocks lie to us half the time" I couldn't come up with such a more nihilistic assault on our shared attempts to interface with reality if I tried
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participating in no nut november after locktober, not for freak reasons but for normal wholesome orgasm denial fetish reasons, and so that when decembre roles around you can simply slap your nuts once and do cumblast so hard that it leaves a hole in the wall
November 2, 2024 at 6:13 AM
participating in no nut november after locktober, not for freak reasons but for normal wholesome orgasm denial fetish reasons, and so that when decembre roles around you can simply slap your nuts once and do cumblast so hard that it leaves a hole in the wall
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Squirrel with a gun is not a good game, but it does deliver on one key promise
November 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Squirrel with a gun is not a good game, but it does deliver on one key promise
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Power Rangers is stanky, Street Fighter is stanky rationalist dreck, Ferengi video games are stanky, burlesque is generally stanky, carcinization is stanky. Masscult under autonomism is inherently stanky. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
November 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Power Rangers is stanky, Street Fighter is stanky rationalist dreck, Ferengi video games are stanky, burlesque is generally stanky, carcinization is stanky. Masscult under autonomism is inherently stanky. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
It is the year 2026, people are still arguing whether Terriermon and Lopmon are dogs or rabbits. They will one day perish by using their brains so little that they simply forget to breathe
November 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
It is the year 2026, people are still arguing whether Terriermon and Lopmon are dogs or rabbits. They will one day perish by using their brains so little that they simply forget to breathe