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@kirstin.bsky.social
call me bangs. writer. game dev @ nda. witch. salty af. cuter than you. 💜. Space Diva. ISTJ. Chaotic Neutral. I say fuck a lot. don’t tell me to smile. She/her
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@kirstin.bsky.social
· Dec 9
Jane Austen said “there is nothing like staying at home for real comfort” and I took that to heart
Thank you for being a legend 😭😭 end of a fucking era. We will always love you Messi!
Messi: The King of Football Celebration
ALT: Messi: The King of Football Celebration
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October 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Thank you for being a legend 😭😭 end of a fucking era. We will always love you Messi!
Austria won their nations league match against Israel, UN delegates walking out en masse, and less important but also joyful the Netherlands vs Germany match was absolutely entertaining bananas
It’s a good day 🍉🍉🍉
It’s a good day 🍉🍉🍉
September 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Austria won their nations league match against Israel, UN delegates walking out en masse, and less important but also joyful the Netherlands vs Germany match was absolutely entertaining bananas
It’s a good day 🍉🍉🍉
It’s a good day 🍉🍉🍉
Saw this on Reddit and loved it:
Karma is a wheel that only moves when good people push it.
Love Macklemore 🍉🍉
Karma is a wheel that only moves when good people push it.
Love Macklemore 🍉🍉
September 21, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Saw this on Reddit and loved it:
Karma is a wheel that only moves when good people push it.
Love Macklemore 🍉🍉
Karma is a wheel that only moves when good people push it.
Love Macklemore 🍉🍉
Wake up babe new reaction pic dropped
September 19, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Wake up babe new reaction pic dropped
Words I’ve struggled to define for my German boyfriend this week:
-rapscallion
-Airhead, followed by ditzy (I used myself as an example, did not help)
-folie a deux (he says it doesn’t count because it’s French)
-paisley (pattern apparently based on mangoes, with which he disagrees)
-tizzy fit
-rapscallion
-Airhead, followed by ditzy (I used myself as an example, did not help)
-folie a deux (he says it doesn’t count because it’s French)
-paisley (pattern apparently based on mangoes, with which he disagrees)
-tizzy fit
September 19, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Words I’ve struggled to define for my German boyfriend this week:
-rapscallion
-Airhead, followed by ditzy (I used myself as an example, did not help)
-folie a deux (he says it doesn’t count because it’s French)
-paisley (pattern apparently based on mangoes, with which he disagrees)
-tizzy fit
-rapscallion
-Airhead, followed by ditzy (I used myself as an example, did not help)
-folie a deux (he says it doesn’t count because it’s French)
-paisley (pattern apparently based on mangoes, with which he disagrees)
-tizzy fit
My hopes for Bundesliga is honestly “anybody but Bayern”
September 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My hopes for Bundesliga is honestly “anybody but Bayern”
I have to say, watching soccer on telemundo is the way to do it. I speak zero Spanish but listening to these announcers get so invested in Bundesliga is just a delight
September 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I have to say, watching soccer on telemundo is the way to do it. I speak zero Spanish but listening to these announcers get so invested in Bundesliga is just a delight
Last night there was a hate crime shooting at a gay bar in my town. It might not make the news, but the shooter walked up, asked if it was a gay bar, and when it was confirmed, he started shooting. Two people are dead. They found a list on the shooter with other LGBTQ local businesses. This was -
August 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Last night there was a hate crime shooting at a gay bar in my town. It might not make the news, but the shooter walked up, asked if it was a gay bar, and when it was confirmed, he started shooting. Two people are dead. They found a list on the shooter with other LGBTQ local businesses. This was -
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And I will always love you 💔
Dolly Parton's Sassy Wink
ALT: Dolly Parton's Sassy Wink
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August 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
And I will always love you 💔
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😭😭 fuck.
Dolly Parton: 'I'm Proud Of You'
ALT: Dolly Parton: 'I'm Proud Of You'
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August 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
😭😭 fuck.
I already do babes 😘
Aquarius: Set aside some time this week to fixate on petty grievances.
August 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I already do babes 😘
The next time someone asks why I have a resting bitch face I’m going to tell them it’s because I never want @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social to say I lit up a room 💀💀😂
August 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
The next time someone asks why I have a resting bitch face I’m going to tell them it’s because I never want @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social to say I lit up a room 💀💀😂
Just got fired, hit me up if you need a freelance writer, editor, resume writer, or anything else! 💜
August 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Just got fired, hit me up if you need a freelance writer, editor, resume writer, or anything else! 💜
I know I’ve been more quiet after the World Cup ended, but idk what to do with all my free time lol! Playing games, hanging out with the other half, things are happy.
But fucking house of the dragon is testing me fr
But fucking house of the dragon is testing me fr
August 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I know I’ve been more quiet after the World Cup ended, but idk what to do with all my free time lol! Playing games, hanging out with the other half, things are happy.
But fucking house of the dragon is testing me fr
But fucking house of the dragon is testing me fr
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Just saw replays of Argentina doing some thuggery after the game. I see why they were not very well liked as a team.
Poor sportsmanship.
Gotta take that belt to ass and keep it moving.
Poor sportsmanship.
Gotta take that belt to ass and keep it moving.
July 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Just saw replays of Argentina doing some thuggery after the game. I see why they were not very well liked as a team.
Poor sportsmanship.
Gotta take that belt to ass and keep it moving.
Poor sportsmanship.
Gotta take that belt to ass and keep it moving.
Where was this England team during the semis??? Wtf?
July 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Where was this England team during the semis??? Wtf?
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My dad, who otherwise doesn’t care for soccer at ALL, is now a Haaland fanboy 😂
July 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
My dad, who otherwise doesn’t care for soccer at ALL, is now a Haaland fanboy 😂
GET FUCKED RONALDO LMAOOOOOOOOOO
July 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
GET FUCKED RONALDO LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Begging Spain to hold this scoreline and get that rapist Ronaldo the fuck OUT
July 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Begging Spain to hold this scoreline and get that rapist Ronaldo the fuck OUT