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I WILL WIN YOUR CASE SIMPLY BY BEING LARGER THAN MY OPPONENT & INTIMIDATING THE JUDGE
I CANT EVEN FIT IN THE COURTROOM BUT THATS AN ADVANTAGE BECAUSE THE CASE WILL BE SETTLED AS SOON AS SOON AS THE DEFENSE SEES HOW MASSIVE I AM
I AM THE LARGEST LAWYER
FEEFIFOFUM
THE LAW GIANT