Toe Sommelier
@kontan.bsky.social
strange little sad geeky queer gremlin person, pan/demi, they/them enby. FFXIV is my jam- main is (Balmung) F'yriel Eostre. http://twitch.tv/kontan
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Toe Sommelier
@kontan.bsky.social
· Jan 23
brave faces, everyone.
we have a bug zapper at work and I hate it cuz I'm in the middle of trying to get myself clicker trained so every time it goes off I think I'm a good girl and cum a little
April 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
we have a bug zapper at work and I hate it cuz I'm in the middle of trying to get myself clicker trained so every time it goes off I think I'm a good girl and cum a little
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
"for alex pretti, 1-24-26", a poem
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"for alex pretti, 1-24-26", a poem
my aoty list:
1. La Dispute- No One Was Driving The Car
2. JAGALCHI- You Will Know True Loss
3. Geese- Getting Killed
4. The Narcissist Cookbook- MYTH
5. PUP- Who Will Look After The Dogs?
idk other music was good too, Florist Destroyer Deafheaven Tyler BCNR Armed etc etc etc
1. La Dispute- No One Was Driving The Car
2. JAGALCHI- You Will Know True Loss
3. Geese- Getting Killed
4. The Narcissist Cookbook- MYTH
5. PUP- Who Will Look After The Dogs?
idk other music was good too, Florist Destroyer Deafheaven Tyler BCNR Armed etc etc etc
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my aoty list:
1. La Dispute- No One Was Driving The Car
2. JAGALCHI- You Will Know True Loss
3. Geese- Getting Killed
4. The Narcissist Cookbook- MYTH
5. PUP- Who Will Look After The Dogs?
idk other music was good too, Florist Destroyer Deafheaven Tyler BCNR Armed etc etc etc
1. La Dispute- No One Was Driving The Car
2. JAGALCHI- You Will Know True Loss
3. Geese- Getting Killed
4. The Narcissist Cookbook- MYTH
5. PUP- Who Will Look After The Dogs?
idk other music was good too, Florist Destroyer Deafheaven Tyler BCNR Armed etc etc etc
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(this is your Christmastime reminder that Bethlehem is in Palestine)
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
(this is your Christmastime reminder that Bethlehem is in Palestine)
1.25 gin (used beefeater, gonna test with others)
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
lord, please forgive the violence unto myself I am about to inflict.
(workshopping a malort negroni)
(workshopping a malort negroni)
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
1.25 gin (used beefeater, gonna test with others)
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
0.5 aperol
0.5 benedictine
0.75 malort
I CAME HERE TO CRANK HOGS AND SHIT LOGS
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I CAME HERE TO CRANK HOGS AND SHIT LOGS
lord, please forgive the violence unto myself I am about to inflict.
(workshopping a malort negroni)
(workshopping a malort negroni)
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
lord, please forgive the violence unto myself I am about to inflict.
(workshopping a malort negroni)
(workshopping a malort negroni)
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hellfire for everybody involved. sweet merciful Christ this is nightmare stuff
This is possibly the most fucked thing I've ever seen but also the bit at the end where the grandmother is straight up being tricked into providing training content for the app feels particularly revealing.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
hellfire for everybody involved. sweet merciful Christ this is nightmare stuff
call me the edmund fitzgerald the way I want someone superior to hammer me hard and break me in two
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
call me the edmund fitzgerald the way I want someone superior to hammer me hard and break me in two
not nonbinary as in "ethereal androgynous waif", nonbinary as in "what are you, a cop? come back with a warrant"
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
not nonbinary as in "ethereal androgynous waif", nonbinary as in "what are you, a cop? come back with a warrant"
call me a scrabble champion the way I'm contemplating her rack
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
call me a scrabble champion the way I'm contemplating her rack
being genderqueer is fun. if someone calls me a "boy" I'm like "ehhh kinda, more like nonpracticing", but if someone calls me a "long-haired pretty boy" the answer is "yes, always".
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
being genderqueer is fun. if someone calls me a "boy" I'm like "ehhh kinda, more like nonpracticing", but if someone calls me a "long-haired pretty boy" the answer is "yes, always".
diogenes, walking up to plato while vigorously stirring a pot of mac n cheese that smells like the heat coming out the back of a ps4: behold, pussy
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
diogenes, walking up to plato while vigorously stirring a pot of mac n cheese that smells like the heat coming out the back of a ps4: behold, pussy
the lioness does not concern herself with safewords
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the lioness does not concern herself with safewords
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I can't believe how much traction this got
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I can't believe how much traction this got
alright finally picked out a good bsky tag
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
alright finally picked out a good bsky tag
there are two poet/singer-songwriters inside you. one is David Berman. the other is Jason Molina. you are badly in need of a grippy sock vacation.
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
there are two poet/singer-songwriters inside you. one is David Berman. the other is Jason Molina. you are badly in need of a grippy sock vacation.
call me Amazon the way my package came in the male
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
call me Amazon the way my package came in the male
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very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
call me beef & noodles the way I'm stroganoff
October 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
call me beef & noodles the way I'm stroganoff
wtf I can't believe they expedited the shipping on the chastity cage I ordered, it's not allowed to come before I want it to
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
wtf I can't believe they expedited the shipping on the chastity cage I ordered, it's not allowed to come before I want it to