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Hannah 🤮
@krahan31.bsky.social
· Dec 28
If I were to get one plastic surgery it would be to make my pussy blue raspberry flavor
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it’s time you take off the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur and get serious dear
October 30, 2026 at 12:21 PM
it’s time you take off the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur and get serious dear
Eternally on my gratitude list that I’m not a young Russian gymnast in training
October 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Eternally on my gratitude list that I’m not a young Russian gymnast in training
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Bribing my mailman to get better mail
October 28, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Bribing my mailman to get better mail
I’m so emotional and insane that feeling angry toward an acquaintance instead of someone I love deeply feels like a vacation
October 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I’m so emotional and insane that feeling angry toward an acquaintance instead of someone I love deeply feels like a vacation
I think I have beliefs, but I keep wavering after thoroughly reading each and every email in my spam folder about politics!!
October 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I think I have beliefs, but I keep wavering after thoroughly reading each and every email in my spam folder about politics!!
Chuck Taylors are a great shoe bc due to the lack of arch support there’s a built in age cap for who can wear them
October 23, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Chuck Taylors are a great shoe bc due to the lack of arch support there’s a built in age cap for who can wear them
Tupac isn’t dead! he reinvented himself as Bipoc
October 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Tupac isn’t dead! he reinvented himself as Bipoc
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The horrors persist but it's like wait am I the horrors?
October 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The horrors persist but it's like wait am I the horrors?
Hey guys I brought soup to the gun fight
October 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hey guys I brought soup to the gun fight
Going to Wendy’s to get the potato pudding, beef brûlée, and vanilla goulash bundle
October 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Going to Wendy’s to get the potato pudding, beef brûlée, and vanilla goulash bundle
I don’t like fighting. But im rly good at it. It’s a calling i cant ignore.
October 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I don’t like fighting. But im rly good at it. It’s a calling i cant ignore.
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When you die they tell you who let the dogs out
October 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
When you die they tell you who let the dogs out
The older I get the less I know but it’s not wisdom I just am very much not learning anything
October 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The older I get the less I know but it’s not wisdom I just am very much not learning anything
I feel like when a rly hot person is in a professional setting we should all have to say “you are spectacular looking” once just to address it
October 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I feel like when a rly hot person is in a professional setting we should all have to say “you are spectacular looking” once just to address it
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the bodega near me has two bodega cats and one of them is a cute little kitty cat and the other was very clearly like JUST reincarnated from being a cop
September 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
the bodega near me has two bodega cats and one of them is a cute little kitty cat and the other was very clearly like JUST reincarnated from being a cop
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I'm the Squealer II of my friend group
September 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'm the Squealer II of my friend group
You can tell someone maturity level by how much they love hot dogs
September 27, 2026 at 1:34 PM
You can tell someone maturity level by how much they love hot dogs
How older ppl feel about 6 7 is how I feel about Bible quotes. “John 14:11” what could you possibly be talking about
September 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
How older ppl feel about 6 7 is how I feel about Bible quotes. “John 14:11” what could you possibly be talking about
I wish I was a scientist or lead researcher or something. Super legit. Feel like people would like that.
September 25, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I wish I was a scientist or lead researcher or something. Super legit. Feel like people would like that.
#standupcomedy #comedy #comedyshorts #standup #funny
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September 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Atheists are people who met me after a great haircut and can’t believe that there could be anything in this world more powerful
September 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Atheists are people who met me after a great haircut and can’t believe that there could be anything in this world more powerful
On Sundays I stay in and look at my cats and cry
September 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
On Sundays I stay in and look at my cats and cry
The day after 9/11 is so bleak, now it’s just September without any holidays
September 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The day after 9/11 is so bleak, now it’s just September without any holidays
Professionalism is refraining from big emotions and pretending people aren’t hot
September 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Professionalism is refraining from big emotions and pretending people aren’t hot