Krashonista
krashonista.bsky.social
Krashonista
@krashonista.bsky.social
Reader. Dork. Ok in small doses (probably)
@lizdye.bsky.social
is my Target receipt gonna get me on the Comey train?
September 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
It’s just a small example of his overall contempt for the law, but Batman is just cruising around Gotham in an unlicensed vehicle with no insurance or state inspection like a Sovcit doofus.
July 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
When I prepare to draw my last breath, I hope I have the presence of mind to play Can I Kick It? I think dying would be easier if you felt like you had permission from Q-tip.
July 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Not to sound like a “fake news” person, but there’s no way Pam Bondi has friends.
April 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
A Passover gift to @lizdye.bsky.social in regards to Bondi, but also a donkey punch cause Blanche
April 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
@andrewtorrez.bsky.social that bonus episode was super fun. Nice to have a break from the constant drum of doom.
March 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
@lawandchaospod.bsky.social another sign of how weird this administration has made the world - I just saw a news photo about the Powell case getting tossed and said “is that Boasberg?”

In world world should I, a rando citizen, be able to recognize a specific federal judge? This is not normal.
March 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
@hdtgm.bsky.social I need someone to make a picture of of Jason at a counter with a “leave a baby/take a baby” cup.
February 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
@andrewtorrez.bsky.social law Q. You are required to provide identification to law enforcement during a traffic stop. If one is using using the digital ID on your phone, some states allow it.
If you unlock your phone and hand it to the officer to see the ID, does it give the officer the right
February 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
@goingmedieval.bsky.social looking at the thumbnail on the latest hit video makes me want an Eleanor as Joan of Arc action figure. Maybe even a whole set of you as various historical badasses….
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Pouring one out for @lizdye.bsky.social who won’t have to talk about Halligan’s pretend job title any more. But it’s a large glass of Malort, because Bondi is only going to do something that annoys Liz even more.
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This is hardly the behavior of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Is the place where the naked ladies dance still only in France or have they franchised it?
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@syskpodcast.bsky.social Regarding alternate witch balls, did Josh say “witches stick”? It sure sounded like something else….
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social just saw your triumphant return to DC improv on the schedule. Super excited to see you again.
October 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@hdtgm.bsky.social @paulscheer.com Now I’m imagining Ice Cube trying to fight an alien invasion on a Leapfrog laptop. Thanks for that.
September 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@andrewtorrez.bsky.social Q: does the Presidential Medal of Freedom have any monetary value? Like, if you hypothetically owed two Georgia poll workers a metric ton of money, could they seize it as an asset?
September 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
James Taylor and Carly Simon’s Mockingbird is on the Muzak and I feel like we owe black people 80 acres and 3 mules for that bullshit.
September 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Proof that (as she said) if you clean her up a little, @jackiekashian.bsky.social CAN play a judge. Casting directors take note!
July 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
@andrewtorrez.bsky.social q about all these shadow docket rulings. Is the game maybe that, should we ever get a D president who does the Trump stuff, they can say something like “those were dicta. Humphries is still settled law - ha ha ha”
July 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
@andrewtorrez.bsky.social listening to the fireworks discussion. Methinks “cracker-balls” might be the appropriate appellation for the Trump administration
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@lizdye.bsky.social @andrewtorrez.bsky.social do you expect any of the Supremes to retire before the midterms/2028, or are they too drunk on power to give up their spots?
July 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@syskpodcast.bsky.social Michael Anthony was too friendly to Sammy Hagar. I believe that drew Ed’s ire once Sam was out.
June 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@andrewtorrez.bsky.social Q: is Emile Bovy some sort of legal genius? If I was a juror and saw his weird, stupid head at the defense table, my first instinct would be “yeah, no to whatever he’s going to say”. How does a lawyer even overcome that sort of charismatic deficit?
June 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Endamame #EatTheCure
June 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM