Kris Straub (كريس)
@krisstraub.com
LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc, PAX. 🚫 GenAI. He/him 🇪🇬
how come so many later analog horror series treat “it’s your fault” as the scariest phrase you could ever read
October 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
how come so many later analog horror series treat “it’s your fault” as the scariest phrase you could ever read
Here’s what happened—
1. In an attempt to be your good whore, I pushed an older production build to the live server which corrupted the client database backup. This was a massive overstep on my part and was not remotely brat.
1. In an attempt to be your good whore, I pushed an older production build to the live server which corrupted the client database backup. This was a massive overstep on my part and was not remotely brat.
October 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Here’s what happened—
1. In an attempt to be your good whore, I pushed an older production build to the live server which corrupted the client database backup. This was a massive overstep on my part and was not remotely brat.
1. In an attempt to be your good whore, I pushed an older production build to the live server which corrupted the client database backup. This was a massive overstep on my part and was not remotely brat.
love the wired article about how muse can sext, and how fast it jumps right into domming the user with zero preamble or boundaries or comprehension of anything. just what we need in a shopping assistant
October 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
love the wired article about how muse can sext, and how fast it jumps right into domming the user with zero preamble or boundaries or comprehension of anything. just what we need in a shopping assistant
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this is the longest it has been since asking for action on one of my stalker’s accounts for no action to be taken.
previously, this was taken seriously and shit was taken down within the hour. it has been days now.
previously, this was taken seriously and shit was taken down within the hour. it has been days now.
please block and report @/wllllamistired.bsky.social
DO NOT ENGAGE.
once again @safety.bsky.app & @moderation.bsky.app have failed to keep my actual violent, homicidal stalker who i have a protective order against off this platform despite years of information about him.
STILL NO ACTION TAKEN
DO NOT ENGAGE.
once again @safety.bsky.app & @moderation.bsky.app have failed to keep my actual violent, homicidal stalker who i have a protective order against off this platform despite years of information about him.
STILL NO ACTION TAKEN
October 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
this is the longest it has been since asking for action on one of my stalker’s accounts for no action to be taken.
previously, this was taken seriously and shit was taken down within the hour. it has been days now.
previously, this was taken seriously and shit was taken down within the hour. it has been days now.
sound blaster cards surge in price as creative labs goes all in on DR. SBAITSO
October 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
sound blaster cards surge in price as creative labs goes all in on DR. SBAITSO
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hello,,
if you like anything i do or me as a person, please consider helping me afford being alive. venmo is basically my only source of spending money for food etc. bc i am saving whatever the fuck i have in my acct for rent. i have been unemployed for 2 years and have 80k in debt
if you like anything i do or me as a person, please consider helping me afford being alive. venmo is basically my only source of spending money for food etc. bc i am saving whatever the fuck i have in my acct for rent. i have been unemployed for 2 years and have 80k in debt
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October 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
hello,,
if you like anything i do or me as a person, please consider helping me afford being alive. venmo is basically my only source of spending money for food etc. bc i am saving whatever the fuck i have in my acct for rent. i have been unemployed for 2 years and have 80k in debt
if you like anything i do or me as a person, please consider helping me afford being alive. venmo is basically my only source of spending money for food etc. bc i am saving whatever the fuck i have in my acct for rent. i have been unemployed for 2 years and have 80k in debt
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ARE YOU JOKING. AHHHHHHHH
October 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
ARE YOU JOKING. AHHHHHHHH
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I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves.
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October 4, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves.
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imagining someone using chatgpt to like, play D&D for them or something. Like brother just quit if you don't want to do it.
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist
also it can’t help when this is your user base
also it can’t help when this is your user base
October 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
imagining someone using chatgpt to like, play D&D for them or something. Like brother just quit if you don't want to do it.
signed instantly. creatives: unionize actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
actionnetwork.org
October 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
signed instantly. creatives: unionize actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work.
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com
October 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work.
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Just landed in Melbourne! Come see me this weekend; it’s your only chance Aussies because that flight was hell and I’m never doing that again 😘
I’m coming to Australia. My mom warned me not to go to the beach because it’s dangerous.
October 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Just landed in Melbourne! Come see me this weekend; it’s your only chance Aussies because that flight was hell and I’m never doing that again 😘
keep kids safe and avoid ANY cinema burdened with these distressing topics. we assign a scalar value to each—putting power BACK in parents’ hands.
@krisstraub.com and I came up with a powerful system for assessing the purity of a given film - ensuring it's right for YOUR family.
(W) Waste
(I) UNUSED
(S) Snakes
(D) Detritus
(O) Ophidians
(M) Messy
(W) Waste
(I) UNUSED
(S) Snakes
(D) Detritus
(O) Ophidians
(M) Messy
October 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
keep kids safe and avoid ANY cinema burdened with these distressing topics. we assign a scalar value to each—putting power BACK in parents’ hands.
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ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors.
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
October 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors.
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
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There is no such thing as AI art.
October 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
There is no such thing as AI art.
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the arc of history is long but it bends toward defeating Dracula
October 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
the arc of history is long but it bends toward defeating Dracula
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like i legitimately hate posting like this but i am down to my last few spendable dollars (i do not use my money that is not in venmo/cashapp/paypal) for anything but bills and rent. as a disabled person. i would love to be able to get like groceries and order food.
but i would also like a JOB
but i would also like a JOB
October 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
like i legitimately hate posting like this but i am down to my last few spendable dollars (i do not use my money that is not in venmo/cashapp/paypal) for anything but bills and rent. as a disabled person. i would love to be able to get like groceries and order food.
but i would also like a JOB
but i would also like a JOB
good idea, kill two birds
September 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
good idea, kill two birds
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he went barefoot??
September 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
he went barefoot??
he went barefoot??
September 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
he went barefoot??
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if anyone would like to hire an extremely experienced contracts professional or perhaps just give me money to live !
reach out to me for the first, and simply, click the link for the second. anything helps 🖤
reach out to me for the first, and simply, click the link for the second. anything helps 🖤
regretagarbo | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
linktr.ee
September 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
if anyone would like to hire an extremely experienced contracts professional or perhaps just give me money to live !
reach out to me for the first, and simply, click the link for the second. anything helps 🖤
reach out to me for the first, and simply, click the link for the second. anything helps 🖤
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PAX Aus 2026 Penny Arcade Q&A form!
This is a submission form for the Penny Arcade Q&A panels at PAX Aus 2026. If you'd like them to answer your thoughtful and well-considered questions, please fill out the form here: forms.gle/QKbXsn8RLqNB...
This is a submission form for the Penny Arcade Q&A panels at PAX Aus 2026. If you'd like them to answer your thoughtful and well-considered questions, please fill out the form here: forms.gle/QKbXsn8RLqNB...
September 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
PAX Aus 2026 Penny Arcade Q&A form!
This is a submission form for the Penny Arcade Q&A panels at PAX Aus 2026. If you'd like them to answer your thoughtful and well-considered questions, please fill out the form here: forms.gle/QKbXsn8RLqNB...
This is a submission form for the Penny Arcade Q&A panels at PAX Aus 2026. If you'd like them to answer your thoughtful and well-considered questions, please fill out the form here: forms.gle/QKbXsn8RLqNB...