Kristy Mishra (she/her)
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May discuss all things data related. Occasionally adults. "Sorry for my inappropriate response while I was adhding." Ouiser is a life goal.
Share more things about my dog becz she won't get mad later.
Posts are my own.
Share more things about my dog becz she won't get mad later.
Posts are my own.
Yellow Gatorade (my favorite) has been recalled due to undeclared food coloring that could pose a risk. Looked it up: yellow dye #5 & 6 causes hyperactivity in some.
WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN I'VE BEEN DRINKING GOBS OF IT AND IT WAS TOTALLY OK IF THEY DISCLOSED IT???
WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN I'VE BEEN DRINKING GOBS OF IT AND IT WAS TOTALLY OK IF THEY DISCLOSED IT???
Little Girl's Cotton Candy Sugar Rush Reaction
ALT: Little Girl's Cotton Candy Sugar Rush Reaction
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October 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Yellow Gatorade (my favorite) has been recalled due to undeclared food coloring that could pose a risk. Looked it up: yellow dye #5 & 6 causes hyperactivity in some.
WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN I'VE BEEN DRINKING GOBS OF IT AND IT WAS TOTALLY OK IF THEY DISCLOSED IT???
WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN I'VE BEEN DRINKING GOBS OF IT AND IT WAS TOTALLY OK IF THEY DISCLOSED IT???
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The October WIT Data Platform Newsletter is out. Catch up on what's new! www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/10/02/w... #datawit
WIT Newsletter October 2026 - Data Platform WIT Virtual Group
Happy October, Data Platform WIT! We’re on to the 4th quarter of the year, so let’s … WIT Newsletter October 2026 Read more →
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October 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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No tricks, all treats: Susan Vanderford presents for Dataplatform WIT on October 13th. Hope to see you there! Muah-ah-haha. 🎃👻 🐈⬛
Determining the correct database type for your project, Tue, Oct 13, 2026, 12:00 PM | Meetup
Determining the correct database type can be overwhelming. What is the difference between them and why should one be chosen over another? Why choose a relational database o
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October 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
No tricks, all treats: Susan Vanderford presents for Dataplatform WIT on October 13th. Hope to see you there! Muah-ah-haha. 🎃👻 🐈⬛
Yea... that tracks...
October 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Yea... that tracks...
On a positive note about AI, I'm really REALLY glad I asked for an MRI (as advised by AI) instead of just going with the NCS / EMG test results that didnt add up all the way.
It's yet to be seen if that will get me out of wrist surgery, but it confirmed AI's guess of a bigger issue in my spine.
It's yet to be seen if that will get me out of wrist surgery, but it confirmed AI's guess of a bigger issue in my spine.
Tarsier with Big Eyes Chewing
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September 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
On a positive note about AI, I'm really REALLY glad I asked for an MRI (as advised by AI) instead of just going with the NCS / EMG test results that didnt add up all the way.
It's yet to be seen if that will get me out of wrist surgery, but it confirmed AI's guess of a bigger issue in my spine.
It's yet to be seen if that will get me out of wrist surgery, but it confirmed AI's guess of a bigger issue in my spine.
D365 F&O peeps - how are you modeling items/products for your gold lakehouse We had several hands in ours at different times and it's a hot mess.
Item drives so many of our fact tables and I'd love to see how others are handling all the craziness that comes with d365 nuances.
Item drives so many of our fact tables and I'd love to see how others are handling all the craziness that comes with d365 nuances.
September 28, 2026 at 5:04 AM
D365 F&O peeps - how are you modeling items/products for your gold lakehouse We had several hands in ours at different times and it's a hot mess.
Item drives so many of our fact tables and I'd love to see how others are handling all the craziness that comes with d365 nuances.
Item drives so many of our fact tables and I'd love to see how others are handling all the craziness that comes with d365 nuances.
Adhd epiphany for the day: when you start introducing new barriers to neurodiverse ppl, productivity goes down.
When I start getting frustrated becz I can't do THE THING, then hyperfocus and dopamine hits go away or are easily diverted.
*Brought to you by new PIM changes.
When I start getting frustrated becz I can't do THE THING, then hyperfocus and dopamine hits go away or are easily diverted.
*Brought to you by new PIM changes.
September 24, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Adhd epiphany for the day: when you start introducing new barriers to neurodiverse ppl, productivity goes down.
When I start getting frustrated becz I can't do THE THING, then hyperfocus and dopamine hits go away or are easily diverted.
*Brought to you by new PIM changes.
When I start getting frustrated becz I can't do THE THING, then hyperfocus and dopamine hits go away or are easily diverted.
*Brought to you by new PIM changes.
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🚀 SSMS 22 keeps getting better!
Join us Sept 8 @ 12 PM EDT for a tour of new features + GitHub Copilot in SSMS.
Speaker: Makena Barickman
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Join us Sept 8 @ 12 PM EDT for a tour of new features + GitHub Copilot in SSMS.
Speaker: Makena Barickman
RSVP: www.meetup.com/data-platfor...
What's New in SSMS 22?, Tue, Sep 8, 2026, 12:00 PM | Meetup
Whether you're always running the latest version of SSMS or are a few releases behind, there's never been a more exciting time to be an SSMS user. The SQL Server Management
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September 3, 2026 at 9:17 AM
🚀 SSMS 22 keeps getting better!
Join us Sept 8 @ 12 PM EDT for a tour of new features + GitHub Copilot in SSMS.
Speaker: Makena Barickman
RSVP: www.meetup.com/data-platfor...
Join us Sept 8 @ 12 PM EDT for a tour of new features + GitHub Copilot in SSMS.
Speaker: Makena Barickman
RSVP: www.meetup.com/data-platfor...
I guess I'll always be tech support to my mom.
Lol
Lol
August 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I guess I'll always be tech support to my mom.
Lol
Lol
On a happier note (becz I feel like all I do is complain lately), at the grocery store the other day and a young man said to me "excuse me, I just have to tell you, your fucking beautiful".
I think I'm supposed to be offended or something, but honestly it made my day. 1/2
I think I'm supposed to be offended or something, but honestly it made my day. 1/2
August 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
On a happier note (becz I feel like all I do is complain lately), at the grocery store the other day and a young man said to me "excuse me, I just have to tell you, your fucking beautiful".
I think I'm supposed to be offended or something, but honestly it made my day. 1/2
I think I'm supposed to be offended or something, but honestly it made my day. 1/2
And the problem continues with American health care system. Apparently Medimpact, our new RX insurance, feels that adults over the age of 26 should not have XR ADHD medications. One family member under age 26 is covered - mine has not. Been taking meds over 20 years... Non XR is a disaster.
August 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
And the problem continues with American health care system. Apparently Medimpact, our new RX insurance, feels that adults over the age of 26 should not have XR ADHD medications. One family member under age 26 is covered - mine has not. Been taking meds over 20 years... Non XR is a disaster.
We began the long process of heading back home this morning. When traveling w/ fam, it always becomes a process of juggling weight between bags to see what is allowed in a certain country versus ours. We went in knowing we'd buy a new piece of luggage here this time, so at least there is that.
August 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
We began the long process of heading back home this morning. When traveling w/ fam, it always becomes a process of juggling weight between bags to see what is allowed in a certain country versus ours. We went in knowing we'd buy a new piece of luggage here this time, so at least there is that.
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The WIT Luncheon Call for Speakers for PASS Community Data Summit West closes next week!
If you’ve got a story that sparks connection and courage, now’s the moment.
Submit before the deadline! #WIT #PASS2026 #DataWIT
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If you’ve got a story that sparks connection and courage, now’s the moment.
Submit before the deadline! #WIT #PASS2026 #DataWIT
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August 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM
The WIT Luncheon Call for Speakers for PASS Community Data Summit West closes next week!
If you’ve got a story that sparks connection and courage, now’s the moment.
Submit before the deadline! #WIT #PASS2026 #DataWIT
www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/07/13/p...
If you’ve got a story that sparks connection and courage, now’s the moment.
Submit before the deadline! #WIT #PASS2026 #DataWIT
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The August Data Platform WIT Newsletter just dropped!
July recap, August meetup with @dbakevlar.bsky.social, PASS Summit West WIT Luncheon news, and a full slate of WIT speakers across the data community.
Read it here: www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/08/06/w...
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July recap, August meetup with @dbakevlar.bsky.social, PASS Summit West WIT Luncheon news, and a full slate of WIT speakers across the data community.
Read it here: www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/08/06/w...
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WIT Newsletter August 2026 - Data Platform WIT Virtual Group
Hello, Data WIT, and Happy August! If you remember, we’ve said we’ve been busy with things. So let’s jump into it. 🔁July Recap: Last month, our July meetup was with Mou Rakshit, presenting “Transformi...
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August 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
The August Data Platform WIT Newsletter just dropped!
July recap, August meetup with @dbakevlar.bsky.social, PASS Summit West WIT Luncheon news, and a full slate of WIT speakers across the data community.
Read it here: www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/08/06/w...
#DATAWIT
July recap, August meetup with @dbakevlar.bsky.social, PASS Summit West WIT Luncheon news, and a full slate of WIT speakers across the data community.
Read it here: www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/08/06/w...
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Travel to countries where you are not used to the culture, but make sure to pack your humility and humor.
We are stranded in Miyakojima (prolly 1 day) due to typhoon 13 and decided to change from our resort to a hotel closer to airport.
New Hotel is called "Hotel California"...
We are stranded in Miyakojima (prolly 1 day) due to typhoon 13 and decided to change from our resort to a hotel closer to airport.
New Hotel is called "Hotel California"...
August 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Travel to countries where you are not used to the culture, but make sure to pack your humility and humor.
We are stranded in Miyakojima (prolly 1 day) due to typhoon 13 and decided to change from our resort to a hotel closer to airport.
New Hotel is called "Hotel California"...
We are stranded in Miyakojima (prolly 1 day) due to typhoon 13 and decided to change from our resort to a hotel closer to airport.
New Hotel is called "Hotel California"...
PSA: don't ignore minor carpal tunnel symptoms (such as hands going numb). It doesn't stay at "minor annoyance".
The Mo' You Know - Classic PSA Animation
ALT: The Mo' You Know - Classic PSA Animation
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July 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
PSA: don't ignore minor carpal tunnel symptoms (such as hands going numb). It doesn't stay at "minor annoyance".
After getting garbage support from different companies' automated options (and usually no other iotion exist), I'm no longer worried about AI taking over.
So at least there is that.
So at least there is that.
July 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
After getting garbage support from different companies' automated options (and usually no other iotion exist), I'm no longer worried about AI taking over.
So at least there is that.
So at least there is that.
Bought a m365 personal account 9 days ago so I could at least attempt to continue my user group stuff.
My OneDrive acct still isnt working correctly and I'm in support loop hell.
Now I remember why I quit using it for personal stuff so many years ago.
My OneDrive acct still isnt working correctly and I'm in support loop hell.
Now I remember why I quit using it for personal stuff so many years ago.
July 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Bought a m365 personal account 9 days ago so I could at least attempt to continue my user group stuff.
My OneDrive acct still isnt working correctly and I'm in support loop hell.
Now I remember why I quit using it for personal stuff so many years ago.
My OneDrive acct still isnt working correctly and I'm in support loop hell.
Now I remember why I quit using it for personal stuff so many years ago.
Bias against women does not come strictly from men - it comes from all sides of the fence.
Many situations are unique, but it behoves us to try and look through the lens of others to insure we limit exposing not just our own bias but how it can be propagated by others following our words & actions.
Many situations are unique, but it behoves us to try and look through the lens of others to insure we limit exposing not just our own bias but how it can be propagated by others following our words & actions.
June 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Bias against women does not come strictly from men - it comes from all sides of the fence.
Many situations are unique, but it behoves us to try and look through the lens of others to insure we limit exposing not just our own bias but how it can be propagated by others following our words & actions.
Many situations are unique, but it behoves us to try and look through the lens of others to insure we limit exposing not just our own bias but how it can be propagated by others following our words & actions.
If you ever find a good real estate agent, hang on to them like gold. If you move out of state - ask for a recommendation.
There are too many ones out there that are trash and the industry incentives bad behavior.
There are too many ones out there that are trash and the industry incentives bad behavior.
Impatient Real Estate Character: Sign It!
ALT: Impatient Real Estate Character: Sign It!
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June 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
If you ever find a good real estate agent, hang on to them like gold. If you move out of state - ask for a recommendation.
There are too many ones out there that are trash and the industry incentives bad behavior.
There are too many ones out there that are trash and the industry incentives bad behavior.
And...... spark pools not connecting in Microsoft Fabric east region again.
Ariana Grande's Glinda Reactions
ALT: Ariana Grande's Glinda Reactions
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June 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
And...... spark pools not connecting in Microsoft Fabric east region again.
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Monday last minute planning for the week? We got you just in time! Join #datawit and Padma Rama Divya Achanta tomorrow at our free online training session.
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June 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Monday last minute planning for the week? We got you just in time! Join #datawit and Padma Rama Divya Achanta tomorrow at our free online training session.
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Beatles playing "Let it Be".
Oh pandora, it's as if... wait a minute.
Oh pandora, it's as if... wait a minute.
June 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Beatles playing "Let it Be".
Oh pandora, it's as if... wait a minute.
Oh pandora, it's as if... wait a minute.
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Want to know the secret sauce for Azure SQL Database? Sign up for our virtual event next week with Padma Rama Divya Achanta presenting Inside Azure SQL Database: Practical Tips, Hidden Tools & Cost-Saving Tricks
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June 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Want to know the secret sauce for Azure SQL Database? Sign up for our virtual event next week with Padma Rama Divya Achanta presenting Inside Azure SQL Database: Practical Tips, Hidden Tools & Cost-Saving Tricks
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The June 2026 Data Platform WIT Newsletter is live! 🎉
This month we’re spotlighting community wins, upcoming events, and new opportunities to learn, connect, and lead in data.
Check it out and share with someone who should be part of this community.
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This month we’re spotlighting community wins, upcoming events, and new opportunities to learn, connect, and lead in data.
Check it out and share with someone who should be part of this community.
www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/06/02/w...
WIT Newsletter June 2026 - Data Platform WIT Virtual Group
Hello, Data WIT! Happy June, everyone! This year keeps flying by. We had a great May meetup. Our speaker was Kendra Little, who had a great presentation called “The Anti-Hustle Guide to Technical Blog...
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June 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The June 2026 Data Platform WIT Newsletter is live! 🎉
This month we’re spotlighting community wins, upcoming events, and new opportunities to learn, connect, and lead in data.
Check it out and share with someone who should be part of this community.
www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/06/02/w...
This month we’re spotlighting community wins, upcoming events, and new opportunities to learn, connect, and lead in data.
Check it out and share with someone who should be part of this community.
www.dataplatformwit.com/2026/06/02/w...