Krystina Nellis
@krystinanellis.com
comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary).
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Krystina Nellis
@krystinanellis.com
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Services - Krystina Nellis
Notes, proofreading and other services offered by Krystina Nellis.
www.krystinanellis.com
hello! looking to keep some monies rolling in while I cook up some new creative ideas 🎉 if you need:
- copywriting
- proofreading
- formatting
- website building
- sensitivity reading
- even some good old school feedback
have a looksie and get in touch! 🤗
www.krystinanellis.com/services
- copywriting
- proofreading
- formatting
- website building
- sensitivity reading
- even some good old school feedback
have a looksie and get in touch! 🤗
www.krystinanellis.com/services
I mean we all know the banishèd has got to be Richard E Grant, chaotic king of “here for a good time not a long time” #CelebrityTraitors
October 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I mean we all know the banishèd has got to be Richard E Grant, chaotic king of “here for a good time not a long time” #CelebrityTraitors
Reposted by Krystina Nellis
October 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Reposted by Krystina Nellis
I am suspicious of Ross Kemp
October 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I am suspicious of Ross Kemp
“Richard E Grant could literally murder me and I’d still want to have dinner with him”
realistically, same? #CelebrityTraitors
realistically, same? #CelebrityTraitors
October 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
“Richard E Grant could literally murder me and I’d still want to have dinner with him”
realistically, same? #CelebrityTraitors
realistically, same? #CelebrityTraitors
Every ounce of drama school training is being called upon during this breakfast #CelebrityTraitors
October 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Every ounce of drama school training is being called upon during this breakfast #CelebrityTraitors
LMAO JUSTICE HAS PREVAILED #CelebrityTraitors
October 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
LMAO JUSTICE HAS PREVAILED #CelebrityTraitors
“Do you have more teeth than the average person” and we’re OFF #CelebrityTraitors
October 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
“Do you have more teeth than the average person” and we’re OFF #CelebrityTraitors
This has just reminded me of the revelation I had last night: I need FloPugh, RPattz, Allison Hammond *and* Andrew Garfield, on next year’s Celebrity Traitors please and thank you
Oh my god and interviewed by Allison Hammond, this duo would heal us
Hoping for some FloPughRPatz pairings for Dune 3. Glorious chaos.
October 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
This has just reminded me of the revelation I had last night: I need FloPugh, RPattz, Allison Hammond *and* Andrew Garfield, on next year’s Celebrity Traitors please and thank you
to this day, this is a properly *incredible* trailer edit
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005
Every shot is perfectly chosen
God I could watch this all day
Every shot is perfectly chosen
God I could watch this all day
October 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
to this day, this is a properly *incredible* trailer edit
Brian Eno here, which realistically checks out
the only map of england everybody else needs
(best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
(best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
October 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Brian Eno here, which realistically checks out
BRING ON THE TREACHERY #CelebrityTraitors
October 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
BRING ON THE TREACHERY #CelebrityTraitors
Happy new Traitors day to all who celebrate!
October 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Happy new Traitors day to all who celebrate!
Job interview: Please describe a time you used creative problem-solving skills
The creative problem-solving:
The creative problem-solving:
September 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Job interview: Please describe a time you used creative problem-solving skills
The creative problem-solving:
The creative problem-solving:
I have nothing to contribute to this, except it reminds me of the time @scientits.bsky.social and I tried to find an atheist version of ‘Godspeed’
I suggest that
- 'godspeed' means 'i wish you well in your endeavours'
- 'god speed' is somewhere just above the speed of light
- 'godspeed' means 'i wish you well in your endeavours'
- 'god speed' is somewhere just above the speed of light
September 30, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I have nothing to contribute to this, except it reminds me of the time @scientits.bsky.social and I tried to find an atheist version of ‘Godspeed’
It’s giving Miyazaki’s CG torturer
September 30, 2026 at 7:59 AM
It’s giving Miyazaki’s CG torturer
working on a submission/pitch and all the house power goes out 🙃
September 29, 2026 at 2:46 PM
working on a submission/pitch and all the house power goes out 🙃
Reposted by Krystina Nellis
Tonight’s telly: finally, the mainstream will learn how to pronounce my surname
September 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Tonight’s telly: finally, the mainstream will learn how to pronounce my surname
Me talking with other writers about issues they’re working on in their own scripts: here are 10 potential solutions to this problem! take your pick!
Me working through issues in my own scripts: yes well done you identified a problem, gold star, and you’re going to fix it how??? 🤷♀️
Me working through issues in my own scripts: yes well done you identified a problem, gold star, and you’re going to fix it how??? 🤷♀️
September 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Me talking with other writers about issues they’re working on in their own scripts: here are 10 potential solutions to this problem! take your pick!
Me working through issues in my own scripts: yes well done you identified a problem, gold star, and you’re going to fix it how??? 🤷♀️
Me working through issues in my own scripts: yes well done you identified a problem, gold star, and you’re going to fix it how??? 🤷♀️
Kids are once again showing how their natural problem-solving abilities will never be defeated
nature is healing
nature is healing
Some NPR podcasts started getting mysterious comments on Spotify. They made no sense to the staff reading them – until someone from a younger generation cracked the code.
Hear the story: link.podtrac.com/78g1b584
Hear the story: link.podtrac.com/78g1b584
September 24, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Kids are once again showing how their natural problem-solving abilities will never be defeated
nature is healing
nature is healing
Reposted by Krystina Nellis
From le group chatte 😺
September 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
From le group chatte 😺
Reposted by Krystina Nellis
Saw someone say on Twitter, of Jane Schoenbrun, “At some point you have to make a movie that isn’t about yourself.” No you don’t. That isn’t true
September 23, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Saw someone say on Twitter, of Jane Schoenbrun, “At some point you have to make a movie that isn’t about yourself.” No you don’t. That isn’t true
til: iambic pentameter = olde English
Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’.
The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English.
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English.
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
September 23, 2026 at 8:47 AM
til: iambic pentameter = olde English
This sequence is the entire experience of watching ‘Lost’ in a nutshell:
“what do you mean the exact answer to the question leads to 15 more questions and me being even more confused, what do you *mean*”
10/10 no notes
“what do you mean the exact answer to the question leads to 15 more questions and me being even more confused, what do you *mean*”
10/10 no notes
“Lost,” my favorite show from my twenties, started 22 years ago today.
There are so many scenes I love in these six seasons, but the opening scene of Season 2—after spending the summer coming up with the wildest theories about the hatch (including a spaceship, of course 😎)—was wonderful.
There are so many scenes I love in these six seasons, but the opening scene of Season 2—after spending the summer coming up with the wildest theories about the hatch (including a spaceship, of course 😎)—was wonderful.
September 22, 2026 at 8:06 AM
This sequence is the entire experience of watching ‘Lost’ in a nutshell:
“what do you mean the exact answer to the question leads to 15 more questions and me being even more confused, what do you *mean*”
10/10 no notes
“what do you mean the exact answer to the question leads to 15 more questions and me being even more confused, what do you *mean*”
10/10 no notes
Reposted by Krystina Nellis
I have not responded to the email that you sent me
and which you probably spent awhile writing
Forgive me
it was so long
and my executive functioning is completely shot
and which you probably spent awhile writing
Forgive me
it was so long
and my executive functioning is completely shot
September 20, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I have not responded to the email that you sent me
and which you probably spent awhile writing
Forgive me
it was so long
and my executive functioning is completely shot
and which you probably spent awhile writing
Forgive me
it was so long
and my executive functioning is completely shot