Simon King
@ksimes.bsky.social
Easily confused man, wants to be an artist, is a cat wrangler, electronic do-da inventor, sci-fi book reader (wants to be a sci-fi writer) and occasional software developer for money. Lives in Glasgow, Scotland. Has been married for a scarily long time.
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This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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I crinkled his crinkle ball and no one has ever wanted anything with more intensity.
September 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I crinkled his crinkle ball and no one has ever wanted anything with more intensity.
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"If you don't lower your standards you'll end up all alone with a bunch of rescue animals."
Don't threaten me with a good time. 💕
Don't threaten me with a good time. 💕
September 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
"If you don't lower your standards you'll end up all alone with a bunch of rescue animals."
Don't threaten me with a good time. 💕
Don't threaten me with a good time. 💕
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Scotland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
September 16, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Scotland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
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This would end careers BT.
September 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
This would end careers BT.
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Your Sunday morning sermon, from me to Y'all.
"Don't be a bigoted asswipe." - Mouthy 86:47
"Don't be a bigoted asswipe." - Mouthy 86:47
September 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Your Sunday morning sermon, from me to Y'all.
"Don't be a bigoted asswipe." - Mouthy 86:47
"Don't be a bigoted asswipe." - Mouthy 86:47
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Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
September 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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Can anyone give me a good reason as to why we keep fighting wars in the name of “defending our country” when all we have accomplish is the death of 100’s of thousands of mostly innocent people, including our own?
September 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Can anyone give me a good reason as to why we keep fighting wars in the name of “defending our country” when all we have accomplish is the death of 100’s of thousands of mostly innocent people, including our own?
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In the 25 years since 9/11, the United States has spent $8 trillion+ on wars that have taken millions of lives in the name of fighting "terror."
Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds here on climate, health care, housing, and education?
Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds here on climate, health care, housing, and education?
September 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
In the 25 years since 9/11, the United States has spent $8 trillion+ on wars that have taken millions of lives in the name of fighting "terror."
Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds here on climate, health care, housing, and education?
Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds here on climate, health care, housing, and education?
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NEW
Why holding a placard is a terrorist act, while causing disruption in a balaclava is not
The mess caused by ministers and the police not taking terrorism law seriously
By me at @prospectmagazine.co.uk
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...
Why holding a placard is a terrorist act, while causing disruption in a balaclava is not
The mess caused by ministers and the police not taking terrorism law seriously
By me at @prospectmagazine.co.uk
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...
September 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
NEW
Why holding a placard is a terrorist act, while causing disruption in a balaclava is not
The mess caused by ministers and the police not taking terrorism law seriously
By me at @prospectmagazine.co.uk
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...
Why holding a placard is a terrorist act, while causing disruption in a balaclava is not
The mess caused by ministers and the police not taking terrorism law seriously
By me at @prospectmagazine.co.uk
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...
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Some people are saying the Far Right aren't fascist because they are getting elected
Hitler was elected, and when he was being elected he promised exactly the same things as the Far Right parties, and when they get into power they will fix the elections exactly as he did
It's fascism
Hitler was elected, and when he was being elected he promised exactly the same things as the Far Right parties, and when they get into power they will fix the elections exactly as he did
It's fascism
September 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Some people are saying the Far Right aren't fascist because they are getting elected
Hitler was elected, and when he was being elected he promised exactly the same things as the Far Right parties, and when they get into power they will fix the elections exactly as he did
It's fascism
Hitler was elected, and when he was being elected he promised exactly the same things as the Far Right parties, and when they get into power they will fix the elections exactly as he did
It's fascism
I have a terrible headache and I have just been informed that we are getting a Flerken in seven weeks (or at least a ginger kitten). So, that's something to look forward to.
Fally and Gordo will be delighted.
Fally and Gordo will be delighted.
September 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I have a terrible headache and I have just been informed that we are getting a Flerken in seven weeks (or at least a ginger kitten). So, that's something to look forward to.
Fally and Gordo will be delighted.
Fally and Gordo will be delighted.
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LEONARD NIMOY and his son Adam on the set of ‘Star Trek’ in 1965.
“The make-up folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.”
“The make-up folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.”
September 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
LEONARD NIMOY and his son Adam on the set of ‘Star Trek’ in 1965.
“The make-up folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.”
“The make-up folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.”
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I was today years old when I learned the Christian halo likely goes back to an Ancient Greek cover against bird droppings.
September 6, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I was today years old when I learned the Christian halo likely goes back to an Ancient Greek cover against bird droppings.
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Went to a bookshop which, at first, appeared to be overseen solely by a cat. Bought a pile of old books. Can a day technically be any better?
September 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Went to a bookshop which, at first, appeared to be overseen solely by a cat. Bought a pile of old books. Can a day technically be any better?
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September 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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a Black family dancing to korn with their astronaut relative who just got back from the moon is, quite frankly, the best thing the internet has ever produced
September 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
a Black family dancing to korn with their astronaut relative who just got back from the moon is, quite frankly, the best thing the internet has ever produced
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September 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Woke up this morning at 7:00 to take painkillers for my sciatica then spent a pleasant hour listening to big Gordo the cat snoring beside me on the bed. Then my phone started buzzing with messages from the local WhatsApp group trying to exchange stuff. At 8:20 am!! This has woken Gordo.
September 2, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Woke up this morning at 7:00 to take painkillers for my sciatica then spent a pleasant hour listening to big Gordo the cat snoring beside me on the bed. Then my phone started buzzing with messages from the local WhatsApp group trying to exchange stuff. At 8:20 am!! This has woken Gordo.
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RELEASE THE UNREDACTED TRUMPSTEIN FILES TODAY, TODD BLANCHE AND DONNIE DIPSHIT...
August 31, 2026 at 10:50 AM
RELEASE THE UNREDACTED TRUMPSTEIN FILES TODAY, TODD BLANCHE AND DONNIE DIPSHIT...
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Not a single mention in this obituary by the cosplay progressives at the transphobic Guardian that Dolly Parton embraced and supported trans women and girls, and had a chauffeur and assistant for decades who was a trans man.
August 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Not a single mention in this obituary by the cosplay progressives at the transphobic Guardian that Dolly Parton embraced and supported trans women and girls, and had a chauffeur and assistant for decades who was a trans man.