Kurono
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Looks I’m going to be facing crises all my life.
Perpetually tired accountant and slacker.
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Perpetually tired accountant and slacker.
ENG/ESP/JP
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October 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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All you have to do is talk about these things and the public becomes politically inspired and active. It’s called leadership. That’s what you do instead of rushing to follow the polls and endorsing horrible shit while salivating over votes
Americans are increasingly aware of the surveillance systems used by almost 80 percent of police departments to trace vehicles and drivers without a warrant—and they are pissed.
Welcome to the Flock elections
Candidates across the spectrum are suddenly campaigning against the spread of license plate cameras.
www.motherjones.com
October 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
All you have to do is talk about these things and the public becomes politically inspired and active. It’s called leadership. That’s what you do instead of rushing to follow the polls and endorsing horrible shit while salivating over votes
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"We disrespect the Banana."
October 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"We disrespect the Banana."
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This to me is BlueSkyism
September 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
This to me is BlueSkyism
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Gandalf was just cutting down fools with his sword. He didn't actually give a fuck about spells.
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Gandalf was just cutting down fools with his sword. He didn't actually give a fuck about spells.
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Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
defector.com
September 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
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and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour
October 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.
The combined Warner Bros. and Paramount company will be named Skydance.
Warner Bros. and Paramount will continue to operate as brands under the parent company.
Warner Bros. and Paramount will continue to operate as brands under the parent company.
October 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.
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Me watching all of the Fox X-Men dying in the first 5 minutes as Marvel only has the actors for one day: ‘This is one of the darkest movies ever made’
October 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Me watching all of the Fox X-Men dying in the first 5 minutes as Marvel only has the actors for one day: ‘This is one of the darkest movies ever made’
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you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
October 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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[guy who forgot the word for hungry] i'm horny as fuck for food right now
October 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
[guy who forgot the word for hungry] i'm horny as fuck for food right now
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dude i fucking forgot that elm street 3 has this credit lol
October 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
dude i fucking forgot that elm street 3 has this credit lol
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If I was Artie Bucco I would simply listen to my gorgeous wife
August 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
If I was Artie Bucco I would simply listen to my gorgeous wife
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On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
September 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
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Thinking abt orc city again
For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
September 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Thinking abt orc city again
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ok thank you jun takeuchi
September 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
ok thank you jun takeuchi
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enamored with the lowpoly katamari cat
September 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
enamored with the lowpoly katamari cat
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I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
September 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
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Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
September 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist