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rexy's taking commissions again! i'm mainly focusing on one bigger piece rn, but i'm opening up two flash commission slots for a simple piece like the examples below. if you need a full-body reference image of your oc, then check out the rates and send me a message!
WHO WANTS TO HELP REXY PAY RENT WHILE SHE'S UNEMPLOYED
opening up two single-character commission slots, get 'em while they're hot!
opening up two single-character commission slots, get 'em while they're hot!
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Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
September 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
September 26, 2026 at 1:09 PM
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but
September 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
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dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
September 26, 2026 at 2:06 PM
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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jonny twoscoops: woah hold on boss slow down there's always a second scoop coming
mob boss about to eat ice cream: ahhhh i should've never doubted you jonny twoscoops
mob boss about to eat ice cream: ahhhh i should've never doubted you jonny twoscoops
September 26, 2026 at 12:45 PM
jonny twoscoops: woah hold on boss slow down there's always a second scoop coming
mob boss about to eat ice cream: ahhhh i should've never doubted you jonny twoscoops
mob boss about to eat ice cream: ahhhh i should've never doubted you jonny twoscoops
It's crazy how well Ed Edd and Eddy's names fit them
September 26, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It's crazy how well Ed Edd and Eddy's names fit them
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funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
September 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
September 25, 2026 at 9:11 AM
they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
one of the reasons i still like todd in the shadows is every so often he'll pull a classic 2000s internet bit of saying "this song stinks!" over a full-screen stock photo of a guy holding his nose
September 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
one of the reasons i still like todd in the shadows is every so often he'll pull a classic 2000s internet bit of saying "this song stinks!" over a full-screen stock photo of a guy holding his nose
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pictured an online discussion where someone has to say "jax (mortal kombat)" as a clarification and having a sensible chuckle to myself
September 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
pictured an online discussion where someone has to say "jax (mortal kombat)" as a clarification and having a sensible chuckle to myself
everyone who makes youtube videos these days wants to be maximalist as hell but they don't have anything to work with so they lean hard on overediting
September 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
everyone who makes youtube videos these days wants to be maximalist as hell but they don't have anything to work with so they lean hard on overediting
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"decepticon badge option" "tarn mask option" who gives a shit it better come with a rodimus star
September 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"decepticon badge option" "tarn mask option" who gives a shit it better come with a rodimus star
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remember when they put master chief's digital clone of his abusive, adopted mother that helps him kill with greater efficiency and he is impossibly in love with inside everyone's windows start bar
September 25, 2026 at 10:33 PM
remember when they put master chief's digital clone of his abusive, adopted mother that helps him kill with greater efficiency and he is impossibly in love with inside everyone's windows start bar
rodimus' big inspiring speech to the gathered autobots at the end of the transformers movie is really funny when you consider elita one is just offscreen wondering where the fuck her boyfriend is
September 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
rodimus' big inspiring speech to the gathered autobots at the end of the transformers movie is really funny when you consider elita one is just offscreen wondering where the fuck her boyfriend is
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Two women in kilts (redraw)
September 23, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Two women in kilts (redraw)
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you think youve got a complicated relationship with your body? you aint seen nothing
September 25, 2026 at 3:32 PM
you think youve got a complicated relationship with your body? you aint seen nothing
oh the top 100 tv shows is an nyt thing? ok it doesnt mean anything then
September 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
oh the top 100 tv shows is an nyt thing? ok it doesnt mean anything then
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We're LIVE on YouTube with a big video about how the legendary G1 Optimus Prime set the tone for decades of #Transformers! 💥💥💥
youtu.be/QS2vpLl-JJE
youtu.be/QS2vpLl-JJE
G1 Optimus Prime: Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews 317
YouTube video by Toygrind
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September 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We're LIVE on YouTube with a big video about how the legendary G1 Optimus Prime set the tone for decades of #Transformers! 💥💥💥
youtu.be/QS2vpLl-JJE
youtu.be/QS2vpLl-JJE
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"decepticon badge option" "tarn mask option" who gives a shit it better come with a rodimus star
September 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"decepticon badge option" "tarn mask option" who gives a shit it better come with a rodimus star
EVERYONE SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
September 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
EVERYONE SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
September 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
