Kvass
@kvass.bsky.social
Kvass. Early 30s. Loves ice skating, nightlife, travel, tastings, and friendly people. Business IT dog. Gym dog. Good dog.
📍 Brooklyn, NYC | he/him/his | 🔞🔞🔞
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📍 Brooklyn, NYC | he/him/his | 🔞🔞🔞
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Not on Telegram - account got hacked!
Did you uplift Tinashe today
October 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Did you uplift Tinashe today
Got a 25% raise since I have a direct report now, and the scope of my role has changed a ton since March 🥹 some good news in between not knowing what the hell is wrong with my brain
October 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Got a 25% raise since I have a direct report now, and the scope of my role has changed a ton since March 🥹 some good news in between not knowing what the hell is wrong with my brain
Meimei the cat I have decrypted your signals and have received your message
October 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Meimei the cat I have decrypted your signals and have received your message
At a WNBA game and they brought out Young M.A for the halftime show and she played OOOUUU LMAOOO
September 30, 2026 at 1:58 AM
At a WNBA game and they brought out Young M.A for the halftime show and she played OOOUUU LMAOOO
We've completely lost the plot in this country re: healthcare if I have to push back a neurologist appointment a day to get coverage because I had an ultrasound ordered by that neurologist in his office on the same day
September 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We've completely lost the plot in this country re: healthcare if I have to push back a neurologist appointment a day to get coverage because I had an ultrasound ordered by that neurologist in his office on the same day
When I was actively trying to gain weight I was stuck now I’m not even trying and I can’t get my pants I bought last winter to button. Getting older is the secret sauce
September 25, 2026 at 1:36 PM
When I was actively trying to gain weight I was stuck now I’m not even trying and I can’t get my pants I bought last winter to button. Getting older is the secret sauce
Her day www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWF... #NP
Tinashe - Brainrot [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Tinashe
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September 25, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Her day www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWF... #NP
Watching one movie after work every day because I can’t workout and I’m generally tired. Last 2 days (Weapons - 2025, Cure - 1997, what should I watch tonight?
September 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Watching one movie after work every day because I can’t workout and I’m generally tired. Last 2 days (Weapons - 2025, Cure - 1997, what should I watch tonight?
They’re saying I’m the most Normal anyone has ever been
September 24, 2026 at 12:52 PM
They’re saying I’m the most Normal anyone has ever been
Didn’t really like her other work but latest album is my vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5V... #NP
Autobahn
YouTube video by Kim Petras - Topic
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September 24, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Didn’t really like her other work but latest album is my vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5V... #NP
Neurologist ordered an MRA (and ultrasound of the neck for a bruit in my carotid artery) but thinks it’s just a benign sex induced headache. Told me no gym and no sex until results are back, what the fuck 👎🏻
September 23, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Neurologist ordered an MRA (and ultrasound of the neck for a bruit in my carotid artery) but thinks it’s just a benign sex induced headache. Told me no gym and no sex until results are back, what the fuck 👎🏻
Seeing a neurologist Wednesday morning 🫠 kinda nervous, same feeling came on again when I was having sex Sat & Sun. Also accidentally ate shrimp at dim sum on Sunday because the restaurant screwed up, have had enough “I’m dying” for the rest of the year
September 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Seeing a neurologist Wednesday morning 🫠 kinda nervous, same feeling came on again when I was having sex Sat & Sun. Also accidentally ate shrimp at dim sum on Sunday because the restaurant screwed up, have had enough “I’m dying” for the rest of the year
Went to the ER last night because it felt like my brain exploded inside my skull. Insanely bad week, but it’s Friday
September 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Went to the ER last night because it felt like my brain exploded inside my skull. Insanely bad week, but it’s Friday
66 degrees… it’s so fucking over
September 16, 2026 at 12:38 PM
66 degrees… it’s so fucking over
Temperature hasn’t even really dropped and I’m already mourning summer💔
September 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Temperature hasn’t even really dropped and I’m already mourning summer💔
Had to cancel on seeing Akira last weekend but went last minute! Hadn’t been to the Alamo in the city yet but they do a VHS / DVD rental thing in the theater 🥹 reminds me of Blockbuster
September 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Had to cancel on seeing Akira last weekend but went last minute! Hadn’t been to the Alamo in the city yet but they do a VHS / DVD rental thing in the theater 🥹 reminds me of Blockbuster
Good or bad (thinking good?) I’m irrationally excited for the Resident Evil movie
September 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Good or bad (thinking good?) I’m irrationally excited for the Resident Evil movie
I’m dreading that first really bad DOMS day after doing legs because of how much walking and how many stairs there are in my typical day
September 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I’m dreading that first really bad DOMS day after doing legs because of how much walking and how many stairs there are in my typical day
Back to the gym fr fr 🫡 my bear holds me down and tickles me so I have to get stronger than him 😤 probably my fav hair iteration during the grow out journey
September 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Back to the gym fr fr 🫡 my bear holds me down and tickles me so I have to get stronger than him 😤 probably my fav hair iteration during the grow out journey
unlimited ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXk... #NP
underscores – Unlimited Love (♫)
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September 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
unlimited ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXk... #NP
