kyleayers.bsky.social
kyleayers.bsky.social
kyleayers.bsky.social
@kyleayers.bsky.social
Comedian from Conan, JFL, EdFringe, more. Lives in chronic head pain and jokes about it. Host of Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers pod. Bad at online.
One of my favorite "Class Action Lawsuit Ad Images" i've ever scrolled upon.
September 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Just discovered that phone app that makes it look like i'm drinking a pint of beer. incredible stuff
September 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Endless things can be said about Dolly Parton, who may have been the greatest living American. Rest in peace to the best.
August 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Kyle Ayers is Murp, a Goliath Barbarian Bard 💪

@kyleayers.bsky.social is a very talented comedian, writer, actor, and producer. His stand up special, ‘Hard to Say’ was nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! Kyle is also our engineer, producer, and editor on Darkest Whimsy!
July 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Millennials if Sufjan had completed the 50 States Project
July 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Can I make a letterboxd even if I’ve never seen a single movie?
July 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Was Lindsay Graham vaccinated??!!
July 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
My family and I voted for the Blue M&M back in 1995 and he spent less time in office than most everyone in Congress.
July 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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This, my friends, is how one bons the old mot:
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
July 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
July 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I forgot the name of that Nickelodeon doc and just called it "Aaahh! Real Monsters!"
June 24, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Running this new show in LA TONIGHT at The Elysian Theater where I ask comedians to try out jokes on topics they don't normally joke about. Crazy good lineup. Would love to see folks there!

elysiantheater.com/shows/kyleay...
June 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Between the US winning their first two games and some random MLS player scoring a hat trick for Argentina it’s been quite a start for US soccer all around.
June 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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June 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
“7 6” - teen Yoda
June 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
They just started putting tons of random stuff on the back of quarters and they didn't tell us.
May 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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May 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Oh no these data centers are going to ruin all of the updawg
May 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I feel like the Citizens United ruling is somehow tied to Oops All Berries
March 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
They are emphasizing the "white guy who says the n-word" portion of Twain's career when giving out the award this year.
March 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Everyone’s mad at Chappell Roan but I've never met an 11 year old who didn’t need to get knocked down a peg.
March 26, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Animated Short Film titles are always so whimsical compared to the movie’s themes. It’ll be like “Jimmy’s Bouncy Ball,” then that is a stop motion movie about dementia. #Oscars
March 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is “hey here’s quick shots of stuff you like anyways let this computer think for you”
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If I was a quarterback my presnap cadence would be me trying to get the defensive players with updawg.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM