With all the pop culture references and puns, Shakespeare really was the ultimate Redditor
October 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
With all the pop culture references and puns, Shakespeare really was the ultimate Redditor
Bird Box? More like Blind Box! They didn’t know what they were getting into! (Gets booed offstage) No wait cos they’re blind! Cos they couldn’t see-
October 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Bird Box? More like Blind Box! They didn’t know what they were getting into! (Gets booed offstage) No wait cos they’re blind! Cos they couldn’t see-
Did you mean: Juicy Lee Piece from The Gum Club?
September 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Did you mean: Juicy Lee Piece from The Gum Club?
Neurodivergent reboot of In Time (2011) called In Spoons where instead of their lifespan, people pay for things with their effort/energy
September 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Neurodivergent reboot of In Time (2011) called In Spoons where instead of their lifespan, people pay for things with their effort/energy
They should lock the premium signature select items behind the grocery store battle pass. Too many casuals out here buying generic jarred truffle marinara at $5.99 when they should only have access to $10.99 Rao’s or some shit
August 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
They should lock the premium signature select items behind the grocery store battle pass. Too many casuals out here buying generic jarred truffle marinara at $5.99 when they should only have access to $10.99 Rao’s or some shit
He who talks in the third person often dispenses great wisdom. He would also like you to Venmo him a few dollars as it would really help out right now
August 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
He who talks in the third person often dispenses great wisdom. He would also like you to Venmo him a few dollars as it would really help out right now
May 11, 2026 at 7:21 AM
@maaaaybeheron.bsky.social great mini crossword today!
May 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
@maaaaybeheron.bsky.social great mini crossword today!
POV: P.T. Anderson catches you greenless on March 17th
May 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
POV: P.T. Anderson catches you greenless on March 17th
American college actually got me reading poetry about 9/11 rn
May 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
American college actually got me reading poetry about 9/11 rn
I heard PTA is a freak for St Patrick’s Day, he can’t keep away from Pynchon
Every St Patrick’s Day, Maya Rudolph has to lock up PTA because he loves Pynchon
April 28, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I heard PTA is a freak for St Patrick’s Day, he can’t keep away from Pynchon
The Ides of March of the Penguins of Madagascars, Trucks & Buses
April 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The Ides of March of the Penguins of Madagascars, Trucks & Buses
Every St Patrick’s Day, Maya Rudolph has to lock up PTA because he loves Pynchon
April 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Every St Patrick’s Day, Maya Rudolph has to lock up PTA because he loves Pynchon
Good art asks questions of its audience. Great art answers the questions it asks, like what would hawk tuah look like if she was black or chiense
April 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Good art asks questions of its audience. Great art answers the questions it asks, like what would hawk tuah look like if she was black or chiense
Starting a new conspiracy theory, “Plandora”
You really think the Rothschilds would let an algorithm decide what songs you’ll listen to next?
You really think the Rothschilds would let an algorithm decide what songs you’ll listen to next?
April 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Starting a new conspiracy theory, “Plandora”
You really think the Rothschilds would let an algorithm decide what songs you’ll listen to next?
You really think the Rothschilds would let an algorithm decide what songs you’ll listen to next?
RFK after getting lobbied by Hello Tushy:
“Ask not what your Clean Butt Club can do for you,”
“Ask not what your Clean Butt Club can do for you,”
March 31, 2026 at 7:05 PM
RFK after getting lobbied by Hello Tushy:
“Ask not what your Clean Butt Club can do for you,”
“Ask not what your Clean Butt Club can do for you,”
Woke buzz lightyear (look to the future), based woody (return to tradition), says a lot about society (?)
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Woke buzz lightyear (look to the future), based woody (return to tradition), says a lot about society (?)
Michel Foucault’s gamertag is xXMikeFucker420Xx
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Michel Foucault’s gamertag is xXMikeFucker420Xx
Drake & Josh reboot starring Aubrey Graham & Josh Hutcherson
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Drake & Josh reboot starring Aubrey Graham & Josh Hutcherson
FA&FO? More like FNAF&FFDP
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
FA&FO? More like FNAF&FFDP
In a massive upset, Criolo, Amaro e Dino overtake Sault for AOTYSF
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
In a massive upset, Criolo, Amaro e Dino overtake Sault for AOTYSF
The example image of a goiter on Wikipedia looks like a delicious glazed pastry
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
The example image of a goiter on Wikipedia looks like a delicious glazed pastry
Not long until it’s vapers dejectedly switching to cigarettes to quit, since they would actually have to go outside and pace themselves
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not long until it’s vapers dejectedly switching to cigarettes to quit, since they would actually have to go outside and pace themselves
Beast burger? I hardly Chandler!
December 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Beast burger? I hardly Chandler!