Kyle Sanders
@kylethesanders.bsky.social
The human equivalent of a shiny Pokémon. He/Him
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Kyle Sanders
@kylethesanders.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Fuck Elon Musk,
👾 Pokémon
🔼 TLoZ
🎮 Retro Gaming (Nintendo, PS, and Xbox)
🎹 Music Production
🍵 Lo-fi
🎸 Funk
🎧 EDM
😤 Punk
☕️ Indie
👟 Sneakers
⛏️ Fortnite
🧀 Food
🤣 Comedy and Podcasts
💢 Anime (Naruto, Spy Family, Dragon Ball)
📰 Politics (Leftist)
🖥 Entertainment News
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ Friendly
📖 Libraries
👾 Pokémon
🔼 TLoZ
🎮 Retro Gaming (Nintendo, PS, and Xbox)
🎹 Music Production
🍵 Lo-fi
🎸 Funk
🎧 EDM
😤 Punk
☕️ Indie
👟 Sneakers
⛏️ Fortnite
🧀 Food
🤣 Comedy and Podcasts
💢 Anime (Naruto, Spy Family, Dragon Ball)
📰 Politics (Leftist)
🖥 Entertainment News
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ Friendly
📖 Libraries
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When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
At least 6 babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles.
September 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
For the cheapest prices, never eat McDonalds.
September 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
For the cheapest prices, never eat McDonalds.
Nothing quite like staying regular
September 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Nothing quite like staying regular
First thing on the checklist... Create the checklist.
September 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
First thing on the checklist... Create the checklist.
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JD Vance is using AI to kick hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance. These are AI death panels.
September 22, 2026 at 4:58 PM
JD Vance is using AI to kick hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance. These are AI death panels.
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Horseshoe theory
September 16, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Horseshoe theory
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FUN FACT: On 10/22/12 Trump said gas was at “crazy levels” and Obama should be fired.
Gas that day: $3.69.
Gas prices today: $4.22.
If $3.69 was a firing offense, what’s $4.22?
Gas that day: $3.69.
Gas prices today: $4.22.
If $3.69 was a firing offense, what’s $4.22?
September 9, 2026 at 8:23 AM
FUN FACT: On 10/22/12 Trump said gas was at “crazy levels” and Obama should be fired.
Gas that day: $3.69.
Gas prices today: $4.22.
If $3.69 was a firing offense, what’s $4.22?
Gas that day: $3.69.
Gas prices today: $4.22.
If $3.69 was a firing offense, what’s $4.22?
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It's crazy work for Pepsi to use Semi-Charmed Life on their newest ad campaign because every time someone asks if Pepsi's alright, I have to say "I want something else"
August 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
It's crazy work for Pepsi to use Semi-Charmed Life on their newest ad campaign because every time someone asks if Pepsi's alright, I have to say "I want something else"
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please don't pirate our $100 video game about stealing cars
June 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
please don't pirate our $100 video game about stealing cars
I ordered the big red with blue raspberry flavor. Currently taking bets on what color with will be. Check Kalshi for the deets.
June 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I ordered the big red with blue raspberry flavor. Currently taking bets on what color with will be. Check Kalshi for the deets.
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Videogame CEO playing an RPG: "If I fire most of my party members, I don't have to pay for their equipment upgrade costs! I'm a genius!"
June 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Videogame CEO playing an RPG: "If I fire most of my party members, I don't have to pay for their equipment upgrade costs! I'm a genius!"
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I will continue to inundate your bluesky skyline with mutual aid posts until someone completes our host's goal. OUR HOST'S GOAL FROM TWO FUCKING MONTHS AGO. DO SOMETHING. ko-fi.com/ixrer/goal?g...
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June 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I will continue to inundate your bluesky skyline with mutual aid posts until someone completes our host's goal. OUR HOST'S GOAL FROM TWO FUCKING MONTHS AGO. DO SOMETHING. ko-fi.com/ixrer/goal?g...
My wife made delicious cookies and I wanted to tell her that she cooked, but really she baked.
June 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My wife made delicious cookies and I wanted to tell her that she cooked, but really she baked.
Ash Ketchum is lowkey based.
May 21, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Ash Ketchum is lowkey based.
We don't use "Z"s right these days. Back in the early 2000's, they had a speaker/toy called the Iz by Zizzle. Zizzle knew wtf was up.
May 21, 2026 at 3:15 AM
We don't use "Z"s right these days. Back in the early 2000's, they had a speaker/toy called the Iz by Zizzle. Zizzle knew wtf was up.
I was doing some semi-symetrical doodling and happened upon this little guy. I like the mole on his nose.
May 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I was doing some semi-symetrical doodling and happened upon this little guy. I like the mole on his nose.
I come from an alternate dimension where Space Jam was Space Jelly and instead of Loony Toons it was Mickey Mouse and his squad.
May 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I come from an alternate dimension where Space Jam was Space Jelly and instead of Loony Toons it was Mickey Mouse and his squad.
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"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government
May 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government
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Dear Melania,
Your husband just literally posted a video of a woman being beat to death in a parking lot. But do go on...
Your husband just literally posted a video of a woman being beat to death in a parking lot. But do go on...
April 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Dear Melania,
Your husband just literally posted a video of a woman being beat to death in a parking lot. But do go on...
Your husband just literally posted a video of a woman being beat to death in a parking lot. But do go on...
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I guess this flu thing has gone completely viral! Not just does everyone know about it, but I hear people are even taking shots to celebrate it. We're all gonna party after I stop shitting and my wife stops throwing up.
April 24, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I guess this flu thing has gone completely viral! Not just does everyone know about it, but I hear people are even taking shots to celebrate it. We're all gonna party after I stop shitting and my wife stops throwing up.