L.A. Diaz Forever
@ladiazforever.bsky.social
He/Him. Freelance writer, reader, & pumpkin eater who reviews horror. Catch new articles from me @HorrorPress.Com! Business email: [email protected]
Jane Schoenbrun's Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a kaleidoscope of pure emotion and creative passion that needs to be seen on the big screen post-haste. Read the full review gushing about it @horrorpress.com!
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‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’ Review: A Must-See Visual Experience
Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a piece of visual candy that everyone needs to get a taste of. Fitting, considering candy is at the center of the film’s visual language, and ...
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August 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Jane Schoenbrun's Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a kaleidoscope of pure emotion and creative passion that needs to be seen on the big screen post-haste. Read the full review gushing about it @horrorpress.com!
horrorpress.com/reviews/1411...
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Jump scare of the century was finding out yesterdays SCREAM Unseen was Eli Roth’s ICE CREAM MAN. Well big surprise! It's a bland, soulless horror film that chases gore and shock without delivering scares, camp, or fun. It's BAD. Review by @ladiazforever.bsky.social #horrorsky
‘Ice Cream Man (2026)’ Review: Bad, Melty, and Super Curdled
Eli Roth’s Ice Cream Man is the curled finger on the monkey’s paw that someone wished for “more original horror” with. It isn’t a reboot of the 1995 Clint Howard classic (Thankfully!). Neither is it a...
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August 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Jump scare of the century was finding out yesterdays SCREAM Unseen was Eli Roth’s ICE CREAM MAN. Well big surprise! It's a bland, soulless horror film that chases gore and shock without delivering scares, camp, or fun. It's BAD. Review by @ladiazforever.bsky.social #horrorsky
the amc scream unseen last night was eli roths ice cream man and now im making it everyones problem, review up now on @horrorpress.com
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‘Ice Cream Man (2026)’ Review: Bad, Melty, and Super Curdled
Eli Roth’s Ice Cream Man is the curled finger on the monkey’s paw that someone wished for “more original horror” with. It isn’t a reboot of the 1995 Clint Howard classic (Thankfully!). Neither is it a...
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August 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the amc scream unseen last night was eli roths ice cream man and now im making it everyones problem, review up now on @horrorpress.com
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horrorpress.com/reviews/1407...
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average lancer party
Organising my recently downloaded indie tabletop RPG manuals/playtests/etc. is always fun because it's like:
10 000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN
FULL-METAL SPIRITS GODSMASH
THIS MACHINE HAS MEAT IN IT
THE THUNDER IN OUR HEARTS
SCHISM: THE NEW FLESH
Wet Grandpa
10 000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN
FULL-METAL SPIRITS GODSMASH
THIS MACHINE HAS MEAT IN IT
THE THUNDER IN OUR HEARTS
SCHISM: THE NEW FLESH
Wet Grandpa
July 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
average lancer party
guess who else is watching a nearly 3 hr epic odyssey tonight?
THATS RIGHT BABY WE'RE WATCHING MICHAEL MANN'S HEAT AGAIN
THATS RIGHT BABY WE'RE WATCHING MICHAEL MANN'S HEAT AGAIN
July 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
guess who else is watching a nearly 3 hr epic odyssey tonight?
THATS RIGHT BABY WE'RE WATCHING MICHAEL MANN'S HEAT AGAIN
THATS RIGHT BABY WE'RE WATCHING MICHAEL MANN'S HEAT AGAIN
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"Horror is so back!" - someone who is not a horror fan
Horror has never stopped being good. You just stopped watching horror movies at some point, and then came back to it when there were a lot of people talking about it.
Horror has never stopped being good. You just stopped watching horror movies at some point, and then came back to it when there were a lot of people talking about it.
June 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
"Horror is so back!" - someone who is not a horror fan
Horror has never stopped being good. You just stopped watching horror movies at some point, and then came back to it when there were a lot of people talking about it.
Horror has never stopped being good. You just stopped watching horror movies at some point, and then came back to it when there were a lot of people talking about it.
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Movies make life so much more bearable.
June 5, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Movies make life so much more bearable.
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BACKROOMS: A brick & mortar wage slave is rendered obsolete by uncanny valley AI slop
June 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
BACKROOMS: A brick & mortar wage slave is rendered obsolete by uncanny valley AI slop
new yorkers seen ripping a central park horse apart with their bare hands as jalen brunson cryptically commands them to "TAKE THE WORLD", elsewhere victor wembanyama enjoys a post game popsicle
June 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
new yorkers seen ripping a central park horse apart with their bare hands as jalen brunson cryptically commands them to "TAKE THE WORLD", elsewhere victor wembanyama enjoys a post game popsicle
HOT OFF THE PRESSES: Director Michael Ahern, who I had the pleasure of interviewing with the Saint Drogo crew for @horrorpress.com a few years back, just put out a new favorite piece for the site about one of my favorite horror movies, Jeremy Saulnier's GREEN ROOM
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Ten Years Later, ‘Green Room’ Feels More Relevant Than Ever
WARNING: This article contains spoilers for the film Green Room (2016) In April, a 40 foot tall mural went up on the side of a building of a gay club in downtown Providence. It featured slain Ukrainia...
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May 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
HOT OFF THE PRESSES: Director Michael Ahern, who I had the pleasure of interviewing with the Saint Drogo crew for @horrorpress.com a few years back, just put out a new favorite piece for the site about one of my favorite horror movies, Jeremy Saulnier's GREEN ROOM
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Time for a mid-month rundown of April on Horror Press! First up, the latest monster release shambling into theaters: Lee Cronin's The Mummy! Two very different movies jammed into one body spells bad news, but can its gross-out body horror FX save it?
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‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ Review: A Reboot With Mixed Results
As far as conflicted films go, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is one of the most divided in the past decade for horror. Not divisive, but divided in what it wants. Unlike Cronin’s previous adventure with Evil...
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April 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Time for a mid-month rundown of April on Horror Press! First up, the latest monster release shambling into theaters: Lee Cronin's The Mummy! Two very different movies jammed into one body spells bad news, but can its gross-out body horror FX save it?
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Rewatched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026) twice the past couple days and it gets better and better with every rewatch.
All the details add up, regardless of which interpretation of the movie you jive with. Reinforced the feeling that this is an early contender for my favorite of the year. 👍
All the details add up, regardless of which interpretation of the movie you jive with. Reinforced the feeling that this is an early contender for my favorite of the year. 👍
March 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Rewatched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026) twice the past couple days and it gets better and better with every rewatch.
All the details add up, regardless of which interpretation of the movie you jive with. Reinforced the feeling that this is an early contender for my favorite of the year. 👍
All the details add up, regardless of which interpretation of the movie you jive with. Reinforced the feeling that this is an early contender for my favorite of the year. 👍
If you're looking for some explosive action-horror to watch this weekend, Ready or Not 2 has you covered! In blood. Covered in blood.
Full review up on @horrorpress.com now!
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Full review up on @horrorpress.com now!
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‘Ready or Not 2′ Review: A Bombastic Action-Horror Follow-Up
There’s an undeniable conflict in Ready or Not 2, and its very vocal tonal shift is evident. Fundamentally, it’s a sequel that manages seven years after the fact to feel as fun and fresh as its predec...
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March 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
If you're looking for some explosive action-horror to watch this weekend, Ready or Not 2 has you covered! In blood. Covered in blood.
Full review up on @horrorpress.com now!
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Full review up on @horrorpress.com now!
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Addendum: Scream partnering with a predatory betting app to promote the film as the final act of shooting themselves in the foot was a curveball I could not have possibly predicted, and also somehow the perfect metaphor for how emotionless and empty the film makes me feel
Not unlike a slot machine
Not unlike a slot machine
With Scream 7 releasing, it’s time to realize that it’s okay to say goodbye! Article by @ladiazforever.bsky.social #horrorsky
Horror Franchise Fatigue: It’s Ok To Say Goodbye To Your Favs
I’ve come to the kind of grim conclusion that sooner or later we’re all going to succumb to horror franchise fatigue. Bear with me, this editorial is more stream of consciousness than most of the ones...
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February 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Addendum: Scream partnering with a predatory betting app to promote the film as the final act of shooting themselves in the foot was a curveball I could not have possibly predicted, and also somehow the perfect metaphor for how emotionless and empty the film makes me feel
Not unlike a slot machine
Not unlike a slot machine
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With Scream 7 releasing, it’s time to realize that it’s okay to say goodbye! Article by @ladiazforever.bsky.social #horrorsky
Horror Franchise Fatigue: It’s Ok To Say Goodbye To Your Favs
I’ve come to the kind of grim conclusion that sooner or later we’re all going to succumb to horror franchise fatigue. Bear with me, this editorial is more stream of consciousness than most of the ones...
horrorpress.com
February 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
With Scream 7 releasing, it’s time to realize that it’s okay to say goodbye! Article by @ladiazforever.bsky.social #horrorsky
You knew it would be bad, I knew it would be bad. But The Strangers: Chapter 3 was so violently emotionless that I can't even say that I'm mad at it, just tired. It didn't even have the Heat Seeking Boar Missile this time.
Read the review @horrorpress.com below:
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Read the review @horrorpress.com below:
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‘The Strangers: Chapter 3’ Review: Visual Melatonin
As The Strangers: Chapter 3 reached its midpoint, tears pricked at my cheeks in that dimly lit theatre. Not from any considerable stir of emotion for our heroine Maya, or The Strangers themselves. The...
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February 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
You knew it would be bad, I knew it would be bad. But The Strangers: Chapter 3 was so violently emotionless that I can't even say that I'm mad at it, just tired. It didn't even have the Heat Seeking Boar Missile this time.
Read the review @horrorpress.com below:
horrorpress.com/reviews/1297...
Read the review @horrorpress.com below:
horrorpress.com/reviews/1297...
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A throwback review hits @horrorpress.com this week: it's David Bruckner's The Ritual! Easily one of the most completely enthralling horror films of the past decade. If you haven't seen it and would like to know my thoughts on it, read the review here:
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
‘The Ritual (2017)’ Review: When Grief Gets Gruesome
The Ritual is, without a doubt, one of the most completely enthralling horror films of the past decade. Usually, I wouldn’t open with such a strong reaction for a movie that isn’t a technical and narr...
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January 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
A throwback review hits @horrorpress.com this week: it's David Bruckner's The Ritual! Easily one of the most completely enthralling horror films of the past decade. If you haven't seen it and would like to know my thoughts on it, read the review here:
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
A throwback review hits @horrorpress.com this week: it's David Bruckner's The Ritual! Easily one of the most completely enthralling horror films of the past decade. If you haven't seen it and would like to know my thoughts on it, read the review here:
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
‘The Ritual (2017)’ Review: When Grief Gets Gruesome
The Ritual is, without a doubt, one of the most completely enthralling horror films of the past decade. Usually, I wouldn’t open with such a strong reaction for a movie that isn’t a technical and narr...
horrorpress.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
A throwback review hits @horrorpress.com this week: it's David Bruckner's The Ritual! Easily one of the most completely enthralling horror films of the past decade. If you haven't seen it and would like to know my thoughts on it, read the review here:
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
horrorpress.com/reviews/1251...
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Hearing Democrats claim the issue with ICE is that they’re not given enough training to do their job.
Um… the last thing they need is MORE funding and training.
ICE needs to be abolished, arrested and prosecuted.
Period.
Um… the last thing they need is MORE funding and training.
ICE needs to be abolished, arrested and prosecuted.
Period.
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Hearing Democrats claim the issue with ICE is that they’re not given enough training to do their job.
Um… the last thing they need is MORE funding and training.
ICE needs to be abolished, arrested and prosecuted.
Period.
Um… the last thing they need is MORE funding and training.
ICE needs to be abolished, arrested and prosecuted.
Period.
Imagine having a free throw this easy with such phenomenal source material, its a layup
and instead of making the basket, the ball careens off into the stands, hits the team mascot in the head, kills him, and that starts a town wide riot that ends up burning down three buildings and injuring 11
and instead of making the basket, the ball careens off into the stands, hits the team mascot in the head, kills him, and that starts a town wide riot that ends up burning down three buildings and injuring 11
The scariest part of RETURN TO SILENT HILL isn't the fog, or Pyramid Head, it's the misogyny. Review by @ladiazforever.bsky.social #horrorsky
‘Return to Silent Hill’ Review: A Misogynistic Betrayal of Silent Hill 2
Return to Silent Hill is one of the most misogynistic horror films to grace the silver screen since 2006’s The Wicker Man. The bar that has to be cleared to earn that title isn’t just being overly vio...
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January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Imagine having a free throw this easy with such phenomenal source material, its a layup
and instead of making the basket, the ball careens off into the stands, hits the team mascot in the head, kills him, and that starts a town wide riot that ends up burning down three buildings and injuring 11
and instead of making the basket, the ball careens off into the stands, hits the team mascot in the head, kills him, and that starts a town wide riot that ends up burning down three buildings and injuring 11
Shout out to everyone who follows @horrorpress.com, everyone who writes for Horror Press, obviously shout out to our incredible editor @latinohorror.bsky.social, and most of all shout out to all the people who have visited the site over the years and read our articles! Much love, and more to come! 🖤
Today marks 5 years since I launched @horrorpress.com and after hitting the publish button on over 1,000 articles, meeting so many cool writers, and connecting with creators, I wouldn’t change a single thing! Here’s to many more! 🥳🥳🥳
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Shout out to everyone who follows @horrorpress.com, everyone who writes for Horror Press, obviously shout out to our incredible editor @latinohorror.bsky.social, and most of all shout out to all the people who have visited the site over the years and read our articles! Much love, and more to come! 🖤
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Today marks 5 years since I launched @horrorpress.com and after hitting the publish button on over 1,000 articles, meeting so many cool writers, and connecting with creators, I wouldn’t change a single thing! Here’s to many more! 🥳🥳🥳
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Today marks 5 years since I launched @horrorpress.com and after hitting the publish button on over 1,000 articles, meeting so many cool writers, and connecting with creators, I wouldn’t change a single thing! Here’s to many more! 🥳🥳🥳
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January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM